| Rachael Ray: |
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... it ain't a party until you drop the milk container on the floor ... |
| From Rachael Ray Show
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| Craig Ferguson: |
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... my Father's mother was Irish, so I feel that St Patrick's Day is a day that I can ignore ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Holiday Quotes Irish Quotes Mother Quotes |
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| Logan Lerman: |
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... [now that I had my 18th birthday] I'm excited to go to an Indian gambling casino ... |
| From Rachael Ray Show
on February 15, 2010
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| Also See: Birthday Quotes |
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| Jim Norton: |
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... who better personifies just do it, than Tiger Woods ... |
| From The Jay Leno Show
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| Also See: Golf Quotes Sports Quotes Tiger Woods Quotes |
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| Gregg Hughes (Opie): |
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... people love you ... |
| Jim Norton: |
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... they do, they can relate to being ugly ... |
| From The Opie and Anthony Show
on February 16, 2010
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| Rove McManus: |
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... you were hand picked [by James Cameron] for this role [in Avatar], weren't you? |
| Sam Worthington: |
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... yeah, the guy's an idiot, I don't know what he was thinking ... |
| From Rove Live
on November 15, 2009
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| Naomi Watts: |
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... [having 2 children] I feel like I have lost a good 75% of my brain power ... and really, I'm not joking ... |
| David Letterman: |
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... 75% ... |
| Naomi Watts: |
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... I say it halves itself and halved itself again, it is, I call it, it's not just the sleep deprivation, it is the breast feeding, I call it the lactose lobotomy ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman
on February 9, 2009
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... now isn't it true they don't like to be called trekees, they like to be called treckers? |
| Zoe Saldana: |
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... I don't know ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... you should find out, because, um ... |
| Zoe Saldana: |
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... I should ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... they're gonna be on your front lawn for the rest of your life ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
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| Also See: Life Quotes |
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| Jon Stewart: |
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... it's great to be someone's valentine until they realize you're dying from the inside ... |
| From The Daily Show
on February 11, 2002
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| Also See: Death Quotes Holiday Quotes Valentine's Day Quotes |
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| Adam Sandler: |
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... I turned 40 in September, thank you ... my goal is to make it through the next hour without having to get up and pee ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman
on March 20, 2007
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| Also See: Birthday Quotes |