| David Letterman: |
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... get Dad a tie for Father's Day because I don't know if you have noticed this or not but America is getting more and more formal ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman
on June 12, 2008
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| Also See: Father Quotes Father's Day Quotes Holiday Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
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... they should take that [big] telescope and aim it into Olivia Wilde's bathroom so we can see what's doing ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on May 13, 2009
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| Justin Bieber: |
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... my favorite book is probably the bible ... |
| From Entertainment Tonight
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| Also See: Bible Quotes Book Quotes |
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| Jay Leno: |
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... any boyfriends? |
| Natalie Portman: |
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... you ... |
| Jay Leno: |
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... now I am going to jail ... |
| From The Tonight Show
on February 22, 2006
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| Also See: Relationship Quotes |
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| Jay Leno: |
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... what does your dad do? |
| Natalie Portman: |
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... my dad's an infertility specialist ... |
| Jay Leno: |
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... oh is that right? |
| Natalie Portman: |
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... yeah ... |
| Jay Leno: |
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... well he can't be that good, you're here ... |
| From The Tonight Show
on February 22, 2996
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
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... if you have ever been to the Vatican, the head exorcist's desk is right next to Santa Claus ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on March 11, 2010
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes Santa Claus Quotes |
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| David Letterman: |
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... Thanksgiving is the day when ... my mom, after six Bloody Marys, looks at the turkey and goes: "Here kitty, kitty" ... |
| From Uncle John's Quintessential Collection of Notable Quotations: For Every Occasion
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| Also See: Book Quotes Drug Quotes Family Quotes Food Quotes Holiday Quotes Mother Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes |
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| Jewel Kilcher: |
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... your wife [Beth Stern] is Catholic and you are Jewish, how does that work? |
| Howard Stern: |
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... well, basically I'm going to hell and she's going to heaven ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on May 24, 2010
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| Chris Rock: |
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... you can have fun and have a family too ... |
| David Spade: |
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... what, nobody told me that ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on June 21, 2010
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| Also See: Family Quotes |
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| Adam Sandler: |
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... of course you may remember me from Saturday Night Live ... that is right, I am the great, Jimmy Fallon ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman
on March 7, 2007
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| Also See: Saturday Night Live Quotes |
