| Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter): | | ... sorry I made you miss the carriages, by the way, Luna ... |
| Evanna Lynch (Luna Lovegood): | | ... that's allright, it's like being with a friend ... |
| Daniel Radcliffe: | | ... oh I am a friend, Luna ... |
| Evanna Lynch: | | ... that's nice ... |
| From Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince |
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| Also See: Friendship Quotes Harry Potter Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Past Remembered Quotes of the Moment |
| Daniel Tosh: | | ... anyone who isn't pro choice never slept with a stripper from Kansas City ... |
| From The Comedy Cellar on February 4, 2006 |
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| Also See: Sex Quotes |
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| Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen): | | ... you just don't belong in my world Bella ... |
| Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan): | | ... I belong with you ... |
| From The Twilight Saga: New Moon |
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| Also See: Cute Quotes Movie Quotes Twilight Saga Quotes |
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| Eric Dane (Dr. Mark Sloan): | | ... the most refined, proffesional, lady like doctor in this hospital came to my defense today ... best she could come up with was, he's a whore ... I am a whore ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy on May 8, 2008 |
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| Also See: Doctor Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Steve Martin: | | ... first the doctor told me the good news ... I was going to have a disease named after me ... |
| From Unknown |
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| Also See: Doctor Quotes |
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| Jim Norton: | | ... [Mel Gibson] he looks like Bobby Fischer before he died, just a crazy Jew hater ... |
| From The Opie and Anthony Show on July 15, 2010 |
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| Also See: Crazy Quotes Death Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Anthony Hopkins (Officer Oakes): | | ... welcome to Prague ... |
| Chris Rock (Jake Hayes): | | ... looks like Newark ... |
| From Bad Company |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Dane Cook (Tank): | | ... you can't go in there crazy like a dragon with a hemorrhoid ... |
| From My Best Friend's Girl |
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| Also See: Crazy Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: | | ... do you think the people in the iPhone line are laughing at the people in the Twilight [Eclipse] line? |
| From Howard Stern Show on June 24, 2010 |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes Twilight Saga Quotes |
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| Homer Simpson: | | ... kids, this is the holiest night of the year, tomorrow is Father's Day, and that makes tonight, Father's Day Eve ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Also See: Father Quotes Father's Day Quotes Holiday Quotes |
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| Sandra Bullock (Margaret Tate): | | ... [I am not getting in the boat] you know I can't swim ... |
| Ryan Reynolds (Andrew Paxton): | | ... hence the boat ... |
| From The Proposal |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Ashley Dupre: | | ... sex sex sex, it is the key to a man's heart ... |
| From Howard Stern Show |
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| Also See: Love Quotes Sex Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Kevin James (Larry Valentine): | | ... we're marrying each other ... |
| Rob Schneider (Asian Minister): | | ... gay, civil or religious? |
| Adam Sandler (Chuck Levine): | | ... religious ... I'm Jewish, I don't want to piss my mother off ... |
| Kevin James: | | ... I'm Catholic, I don't want to piss Mel Gibson off ... |
| From I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Mother Quotes Movie Quotes Wedding Quotes |
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| Megan Fox (Mikaela Banes): | | ... are you, are you new to school, this year, this is your first year? |
| Shia LaBeouf (Sam Witwicky): | | ... oh, no, no, ah, we've been in the same school since first grade ... |
| Megan Fox: | | ... really? |
| Shia LaBeouf: | | ... yeah ... |
| Megan Fox: | | ... no ... |
| Shia LaBeouf: | | ... yeah, long time ... |
| Megan Fox: | | ... well do, do we have any classes together? |
| Shia LaBeouf: | | ... uh, yeah, yeah, history ... language arts, math, science ... |
| From Transformers |
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| Also See: History Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Bill Murray (Phil): | | ... it's the same thing your whole life ... clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine, ever ... oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks ... |
| Rick Ducommun (Gus): | | ... Phil, that's one I happen to agree with ... |
| From Groundhog Day |
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Family Quotes Life Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Gerard Butler (King Leonidas): | | ... the idea of kneeling, you see, slaughtering all those men of yours is a, has left a nasty cramp in my leg, so, kneeling will be hard for me ... |
| From 300 |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Rocky La Porte: | | ... you know how they say you never forget your first school teacher, I had mine like 4 years in a row ... I was dating her by the time I got out of that joint ... |
| From Comedy Central Presents |
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| Also See: Graduation Quotes Relationship Quotes |
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| Snoop Dogg (Huggy Bear): | | ... Starsky, that your ride? |
| Ben Stiller (David Starsky): | | ... uh huh ... |
| Snoop Dogg: | | ... damn, you just moved up a notch in my book ... that puts you at notch 1 ... |
| From Starsky & Hutch |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Frank Langella (Perry White): | | ... Pulitzer Prizes are like Academy Awards, nobody remembers what you got one for, just that you got one ... |
| From Superman Returns |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Homer Simpson: | | ... let me say, I have always admired the Irish, Mitt Romney, Larry Bird, and especially Mr Potato Head ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Also See: Basketball Quotes Irish Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Rachael Ray: | | ... it ain't a party until you drop the milk container on the floor ... |
| From Rachael Ray Show |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Craig Ferguson: | | ... my Father's mother was Irish, so I feel that St Patrick's Day is a day that I can ignore ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Holiday Quotes Irish Quotes Mother Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Peter Griffin: | | ... isn't bribe just another name for "love"? |
| From Family Guy |
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| Also See: Love Quotes |
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| Christopher Walken (Bruce): | | ... guess what, I have a fever, and the only prescription, is more cow bell ... |
| Will Ferrell (Gene): | | ... thank you Bruce ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live) |
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| Logan Lerman: | | ... [now that I had my 18th birthday] I'm excited to go to an Indian gambling casino ... |
| From Rachael Ray Show on February 15, 2010 |
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| Also See: Birthday Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Will Smith (Del Spooner): | | ... you're a shrink ... my ex wife would be glad I am talking to you ... you don't know her do you? |
| Bridget Moynahan (Susan Calvin): | | ... I'm sorry, are you being funny? |
| Will Smith: | | ... I guess not ... |
| From I, Robot |
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| Also See: Doctor Quotes Family Quotes Movie Quotes Relationship Quotes |
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| Dane Cook (Charlie): | | ... don't look at me in that tone of voice ... |
| From Good Luck Chuck |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Jim Norton: | | ... who better personifies just do it, than Tiger Woods ... |
| From The Jay Leno Show |
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| Also See: Golf Quotes Sports Quotes Talk Show Quotes Tiger Woods Quotes |
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| Gregg Hughes (Opie): | | ... people love you ... |
| Jim Norton: | | ... they do, they can relate to being ugly ... |
| From The Opie and Anthony Show on February 16, 2010 |
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| Also See: Love Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Rove McManus: | | ... you were hand picked [by James Cameron] for this role [in Avatar], weren't you? |
| Sam Worthington: | | ... yeah, the guy's an idiot, I don't know what he was thinking ... |
| From Rove Live on November 15, 2009 |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Zach Braff (J.D.): | | ... why do you keep a globe on your janitor cart? |
| Neil Flynn (The Janitor): | | ... in case I get lost ... |
| From Scrubs |
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| Mark Twain: | | I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes |
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| Merle Kessler: | | Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers. |
| From San Francisco Chronicle on November 13, 1985 |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Football Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Courteney Cox (Jules Cobb): | | ... Jeff is Good Will Hunting smart ... |
| From Cougar Town |
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| Also See: Good Will Hunting Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| James Lafferty (Nathan Scott): | | ... I'm still trying to figure out how I ended up with such a talented wife ... |
| Bethany Joy Galeotti (Haley James Scott): | | ... yeah, you just got lucky ... |
| James Lafferty: | | ... no, getting lucky is how I got a son ... |
| From One Tree Hill on January 19, 2009 |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Naomi Watts: | | ... [having 2 children] I feel like I have lost a good 75% of my brain power ... and really, I'm not joking ... |
| David Letterman: | | ... 75% ... |
| Naomi Watts: | | ... I say it halves itself and halved itself again, it is, I call it, it's not just the sleep deprivation, it is the breast feeding, I call it the lactose lobotomy ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman on February 9, 2009 |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Food Quotes Mother Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Steven Wright (Boyd Crossman): | | ... hello Jack ... |
| Alex Désert (Jake Malinak): | | ... Jake, my name is Jake, we go through this every time ... |
| Steven Wright: | | ... oh, that's a relief, I thought it was the same time over and over again ... |
| From Becker |
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| Will Ferrell (Tiger Woods): | | ... people are always asking, Tiger, how do you do it, and my answer is shut up ... I ask the questions around here, I'm Tiger Woods ... |
| From ESPY Awards on July 20, 2008 |
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| Also See: Sports Quotes Tiger Woods Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: | | ... now isn't it true they don't like to be called trekees, they like to be called treckers? |
| Zoe Saldana: | | ... I don't know ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: | | ... you should find out, because, um ... |
| Zoe Saldana: | | ... I should ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: | | ... they're gonna be on your front lawn for the rest of your life ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live |
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| Also See: Life Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jon Stewart: | | ... it's great to be someone's valentine until they realize you're dying from the inside ... |
| From The Daily Show on February 11, 2002 |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes Valentine's Day Quotes |
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| Adam Sandler: | | ... I turned 40 in September, thank you ... my goal is to make it through the next hour without having to get up and pee ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman on March 20, 2007 |
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| Also See: Birthday Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: | | ... our next guest [James Cameron], is an Oscar winning director and writer, his movies have earned more than $3 billion, his latest, a fantastic 3D civilization of large blue left handed creatures that speak English as well or better than Arnold Schwarzenegger, is called, Avatar ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live on December 18, 2009 |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Gary Oldman (Sirius Black): | | ... the world isn't split into, good people and Death Eaters, we've all got both light and dark inside us ... what matters is the part we choose to act on ... |
| From Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix |
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| Also See: Harry Potter Quotes Inspirational Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Rip Torn (Patches O'Houlihan): | | ... if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball ... |
| From Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story |
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| Also See: Dodgeball Quotes Inspirational Quotes Movie Quotes Scary Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Paul McCartney: | | ... animation is not just for kids, it's also for adults who take drugs ... |
| From The 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards on January 17, 2010 |
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| Also See: Drug Quotes |
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| Artie Lange (Kenny's Cousin): | | ... perfect, good to have some food in your belly, this way when the puking comes you have something to puke up instead of the lining of your stomach ... |
| From Rescue Me |
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Food Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: | | ... what's with this you never having a drink? |
| Dane Cook: | | ... I look at Artie and feel he is me in another dimension ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on November 4, 2009 |
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| Also See: Artie Lange Quotes Drug Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Oprah Winfrey: | | ... New Yorkers are thanking you [Kate Hudson for dating Alex Rodriquez and the Yankees winning the World Series] ... |
| From The Oprah Winfrey Show |
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| Also See: Baseball Quotes Relationship Quotes Sports Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Ray Romano (Ray Barone): | | ... would I go to see a pediatrist or a proctologist to remove a foot from my ass? |
| From Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Also See: Doctor Quotes |
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| Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow): | | ... put your sword away, no use you getting beat again ... |
| Orlando Bloom (Will Turner): | | ... you didn't beat me, you ignored the rules of engagement in a fair fight ... |
| Johnny Depp: | | ... not very much incentive for me to fight fairly ... |
| From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Rodney Dangerfield (Lucifer): | | ... even in hell I get no respect ... |
| From Little Nicky |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Andrew Pleavin (Daxos): | | ... they cannot be killed or defeated ... not this darkness, not these Immortals ... |
| Gerard Butler (King Leonidas): | | ... Immortals, we'll put their name to the test ... |
| From 300 |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Taylor Lautner (Jacob Black): | | ... don't, get me upset ... |
| From The Twilight Saga: New Moon |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Twilight Saga Quotes |
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| Tim McGraw (Sean Tuohy): | | ... I didn't think we would have a black son before knowing a Democrat ... |
| From The Blind Side |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Roseanne: | | ... nobody should be alone on Thanksgiving, except maybe Mom ... |
| From Roseanne |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Holiday Quotes Mother Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes |
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| Billy Crystal (Mitch Robbins): | | ... hey Curly, kill anyone today? |
| Jack Palance (Curly Washburn): | | ... day ain't over yet ... |
| From City Slickers |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Leonardo DiCaprio (Jack Dawson): | | ... I figure life's a gift, and I don't intend on wasting it ... you never know what hand you're going to get dealt next, you learn to take life as it comes at you ... |
| From Titanic |
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| Also See: Inspirational Quotes Life Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: | | ... they're thinking of putting him [Patrick Swayze] in Ghost 2, but this time he'll really be dead ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on January 7, 2008 |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes Scary Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): | | ... you can't take the pressure, how it is ... |
| Katherine Heigl (Dr. Izzie Stevens): | | ... you're right Christina, in the contest to see who can be the best robot, you win ... |
| Sandra Oh: | | ... ooh, oo, oo, ooh ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy on January 10, 2008 |
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| Nick Swisher: | | ... when I grow up I want to be like Alex Rodriguez ... |
| From an interview on October 20, 2009 |
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| Also See: Baseball Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn (Beanie): | | ... college is overrated anyway, I built Speaker City from the ground up and I can barely read ... |
| From Old School |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Laura Prepon (Donna Pinciotti): | | ... damnit Kelso, you don't french the bride ... |
| From That '70s Show |
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| Also See: Wedding Quotes |
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| David Duchovny (Hank Moody): | | ... I'm the fly paper for the emotionally disturbed ... |
| From Californication on October 18, 2009 |
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| Tracy Morgan: | | ... I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett ... |
| From The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards on January 11, 2009 |
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| Henry Phillips: | | ... I like to look at it like I got one foot in the music door and one foot in the comedy door, so I don't know if you can really picture that or not, I'm not really getting anywhere, I'm just kinda humping the wall in between the two doors ... |
| From Comedy Central Presents |
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| Also See: Music Quotes |
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| Gerard Butler (Creedy): | | ... only one thing worse than a dragon ... Americans ... |
| From Reign of Fire |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Lisa Lampanelli: | | ... I can laugh at the down syndrome, I bought the bracelet ... |
| From Lisa Lampanelli: Dirty Girl |
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| Heath Ledger (The Joker): | | ... [Batman] you, you complete, me ... |
| From The Dark Knight |
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| Also See: Batman Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| David Letterman: | | ... there's a possibility that I'll be the first talk show host impeached ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman on October 5, 2009 |
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Rick Crom: | | ... I only know one French phrase ... we, we surrender ... |
| From The Comedy Cellar on February 4, 2006 |
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| David Letterman: | | ... I think sex on the first date is ... |
| Jessica Alba: | | ... fine ... |
| David Letterman: | | ... fine, you said that sort of unenthusiastically ... like ... fine, like getting a good parking place ... |
| Jessica Alba: | | ... sometimes a good parking place is better ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman |
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| Also See: Relationship Quotes Sex Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Anthony Cumia: | | ... did we start persecuting the Jews when we found that an iceberg sunk the Titanic, no ... |
| From The Opie and Anthony Show on September 11, 2009 |
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Katie Holmes (Rachel Dawes): | | ... it's not who you are underneath ... it's what you do that defines you ... |
| From Batman Begins |
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| Also See: Batman Quotes Inspirational Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Kevin James: | | ... I know [Robert] De Niro, you know, it's all famous that he packed on 60 pounds for Raging Bull, but ah, he just did it for one movie, I do that for every movie ... |
| From The Tonight Show |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Amanda Seyfried (Needy): | | ... you're killing people ... |
| Megan Fox (Jennifer): | | ... nooo, I am killing boys ... |
| From Jennifer's Body |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Kim Cattrall (Samantha Jones): | | ... is it all about the other person, is that love? |
| Cynthia Nixon (Miranda Hobbes): | | ... no, that's marriage ... |
| From Sex and the City Movie |
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| Also See: Love Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: | | ... ah, what am I suppose to say to an atheist when he sneezes, ah, when you die nothing happens ... |
| From Dane Cook: Vicious Circle on HBO |
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| Ryan Kwanten (Jason Stackhouse): | | ... if a tree falls in the woods, it's still a tree, ain't it? |
| From True Blood on September 13, 2009 |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: | | ... well you're Jewish ... |
| Eli Roth: | | ... yes ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: | | ... it must have been a thrill, what did your parents think about [being in Inglorious Bastards]? |
| Eli Roth: | | ... uh, well my parents, my parents were very proud, they always see their boy grow up to kill Nazis, is something they always dreamed of ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Family Quotes Father Quotes Mother Quotes Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Bobb'e J. Thompson (Slam): | | ... ass what? |
| Vince Vaughn (Fred Claus): | | ... assets, get your mind out of the gutter, you're better than that ... |
| From Fred Claus |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Will Ferrell (Chazz Michael Michaels): | | ... for about a month my urine smelled like marshmallows ... |
| From Blades of Glory |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Seann William Scott (Wheeler): | | ... let me guess, you're not really rolling with the ladies at school, are you Augie? |
| Christopher Mintz-Plasse (Augie Farks): | | ... oh no, I'm, I'm really good friends with the school nurse, she's a divorce ... |
| From Role Models |
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| Also See: Friendship Quotes Movie Quotes Relationship Quotes |
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| Quentin Tarantino: | | ... 6 empty bottles of wine ... that's how you get the most sought after guy [Brad Pitt] on the planet Earth ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: | | ... that's how you end up with a whole house of kids, drink six bottles of wine ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live |
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| Also See: Brad Pitt Quotes Drug Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Dan Aykroyd (Elwood Blues): | | ... Illinois Nazis ... |
| John Belushi (Jake Blues): | | ... I hate Illinois Nazis ... |
| From The Blues Brothers |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen): | | ... Bella, you are my life now ... |
| From Twilight |
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| Also See: Life Quotes Movie Quotes Twilight Saga Quotes |
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| Ryan Kwanten (Jason Stackhouse): | | ... sometimes you have to destroy something to save it ... and that's in the bible, or the constitution ... |
| From True Blood on August 30, 2009 |
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| Also See: Bible Quotes |
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| Chris O'Donnell (Charlie Simms): | | ... Sir? |
| Al Pacino (Lt Colonel Frank Slade): | | ... don't call me Sir ... |
| Chris O'Donnell: | | ... I'm sorry, I mean, Mr., Sir ... |
| Al Pacino: | | ... uh oh, we got a moron here ... |
| From Scent of a Woman |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| H.L. Mencken: | | College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students - there would be a great increase in broken arms, legs and necks. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Football Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Diane Kruger: | | ... don't you find that when people have faith in you, you actually want to do well ... |
| David Letterman: | | ... that hasn't been my experience ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman on August 18, 2009 |
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: | | ... Brad Pitt doesn't have a brain in his head ... |
| Robin Quivers: | | ... now stop that, Brad Pitt is building a smart New Orleans ... |
| Howard Stern: | | ... what? |
| Artie Lange: | | ... was the old one dumb? |
| From Howard Stern Show on October 1, 2007 |
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| Also See: Brad Pitt Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Groucho Marx: | | Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. |
| From Power Quotes on August 19, 1977 |
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| Also See: Book Quotes |
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| Katey Sagal (Gemma Teller Morrow): | | ... Jesus is just a guy who cuts my lawn ... |
| From Sons of Anarchy on November 19, 2008 |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing): | | ... wow, it is like porno for clowns ... |
| From Friends |
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| Will Ferrell (Mr. Tarkanian): | | ... I am a strong man, anyone in this office take a run at me ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live) |
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| Paul Rudd (Danny Donahu): | | ... no, venti is 20 ... yeah, large is large, in fact tall is large and grande is Spanish for large, venti is the only one that doesn't mean large, it is also the only one that is Italian,
congratulations, you are stupid in 3 languages ... |
| From Role Models |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: | | ... that's weird that Batman [Christian Bale] is in Terminator .... |
| From Howard Stern Show on March 4, 2009 |
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| Also See: Christian Bale Quotes Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Rodney Dangerfield: | | ... when I met my wife I wanted sex in the worst way and I got it ... |
| From Mad TV |
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| Also See: Relationship Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Rick Pitino: | | ... when you have a problem, if you tell the truth your problem becomes part of your past, if you lie it becomes a part of your future ... |
| From Press Conference on August 12, 2009 |
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| Also See: Basketball Quotes Inspirational Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Andrea Frankle (Maddie McConnell): | | ... you going to kill my baby? |
| Hilary Swank (Katherine): | | ... no ... |
| Andrea Frankle: | | ... why not? |
| From The Reaping |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes Scary Quotes |
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| Artie Lange: | | ... she [Jessica Biel] was born the year I got my first DWI ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien |
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| Also See: Birthday Quotes Drug Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Tom Cruise (Les Grossman): | | ... a nutless monkey could do your job ... |
| From Tropic Thunder |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: | | ... I want venom ... |
| From Comedy Central Presents |
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| Also See: Harmful If Swallowed Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: | | ... why don't they just get that Hubble Telescope and aim it at Megan Fox's window so we can take a peek ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on May 12, 2009 |
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Bill Hader (Officer Slater): | | ... you don't want to ride on the bus anyway ... |
| Seth Rogen (Officer Michaels): | | ... buses smell like piss generally, you know why? |
| Christopher Mintz-Plasse (Fogell): | | ... why? |
| Seth Rogen: | | ... people piss on it ... |
| From Superbad |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Bill Pullman (Lone Starr): | | ... that's all we need, a Druish princess ... |
| John Candy (Barf): | | ... funny, she doesn't look Druish ... |
| From Spaceballs |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Clint Eastwood (Ben Shockley): | | ... well on a scale of 10, I'd have to give her a 2 ... and that's only because I've never seen a 1 before ... |
| From The Gauntlet |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Jim Gaffigan: | | ... peanut butter and chocolate is my favorite team ... |
| From The Opie and Anthony Show on March 24, 2009 |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Sports Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jason Biggs (Dustin): | | ... I love the way you eat, I love that you eat ... |
| Kate Hudson (Alexis): | | ... I love that you pay ... |
| From My Best Friend's Girl |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Love Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Katey Sagal (Peggy Bundy): | | ... you never listen to me ... |
| Ed O'Neill (Al Bundy): | | ... why would I, got a TV ... |
| Katey Sagal: | | ... I know, it's the only thing you've turned on in 20 years ... |
| Ed O'Neill: | | ... well if you came with a remote and mute button, I might turn you on too every now and then ... |
| From Married with Children |
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| Anna Faris (Shelley Darlingson): | | ... kindness is just love with its work boots on ... |
| From The House Bunny |
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| Also See: Love Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Al Pacino (Michael Corleone): | | ... come on, you think I'd make my sister a widow? |
| From The Godfather |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan): | | ... death is peacful, easy ... life is harder ... |
| From Twilight |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Life Quotes Movie Quotes Twilight Saga Quotes |
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| Sacha Baron Cohen: | | ... it is said in times of economic hardship that people flock to the cinemas, to watch mindless pure raw escapist nonsense ... which is great news because I have a movie coming out [Bruno] ... |
| From The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards on January 11, 2009 |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Jon Heder (Jimmy MacElroy): | | ... they are laughing at us ... |
| Will Ferrell (Chazz Michael Michaels): | | ... they laughed at Louie Armstrong when he wanted to go to the moon, now he is up there laughing at them ... |
| From Blades of Glory |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Paris Hilton: | | ... what's Wal-Mart ... do they sell, like wall stuff? |
| From Unknown |
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| Matt LeBlanc (Vinnie Verducci): | | ... my family believes, say it with words ... |
| From Married with Children |
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| Also See: Family Quotes |
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| Justin Bruening (Mike Knight): | | ... then we go to the backup plan ... |
| Val Kilmer (K.I.T.T.): | | ... the backup plan, the plan created because of Murphy's Law ... whatever can go wrong, will go wrong ... but isn't it true that there are an infinite number of ways a plan can go wrong? |
| Justin Bruening: | | ... that's why backup plans suck ... |
| From Knight Rider |
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| Megan Fox: | | ... I took some cosmetology courses, I figured I would be a beautician ... or a supermodel ... |
| From Two and a Half Men |
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| Ray Romano (Ray Barone): | | ... isn't that why you like me? |
| Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone): | | ... I love you, I have to like you ... |
| From Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Also See: Friendship Quotes Love Quotes |
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| Austin Nichols (Julian): | | ... that was amazing, no wonder you were so popular in high school ... |
| Sophia Bush (Brooke Davis): | | ... excuse me, sex didn't help make me popular, I made it become popular ... |
| From One Tree Hill on February 2, 2009 |
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| Also See: Sex Quotes |
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| Dan Quayle: | | ... it's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago ... |
| From 40 Dumbest Celeb Quotes... Ever |
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| Barack Obama: | | ... I believe that the nation that invented it [the automobile], should not walk away from it ... |
| From Presidential Address to Congress on February 24, 2009 |
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| Also See: Inspirational Quotes |
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| Anthony Cumia: | | ... [Hayden Panettiere] she's very cute, I'd like to choke her ... |
| From The Opie and Anthony Show on May 8, 2009 |
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| Also See: Cute Quotes Death Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Kurt Cobain: | | ... where the bad folks go when they die, they don't go to heaven where the angels cry .... go to a lake of fire and fry, see them again till the 4th of July ... |
| From Lake of Fire (Nirvana's MTV Unplugged in New York Album) |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Holiday Quotes Music Quotes |
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| Owen Wilson (Oscar Choi): | | ... Han Solo ... |
| Ben Affleck (A.J. Frost): | | ... if anybody's anybody, I'm Han and you're, you're Chewbacca ... |
| Owen Wilson: | | ... Chewy, have you evan seen Star Wars? |
| From Armageddon |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: | | ... [Megan Fox,] is Fox your real last name or was it just given to you? |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live on June 7, 2007 |
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Craig Ferguson: | | ... in my wedding, they a, well in my wife's wedding, that I was allowed to go to ... |
| From The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Talk Show Quotes Wedding Quotes |
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| Olivia Thirlby (Leah): | | ... you should look at adoption ads, I see them all the time in the PennySaver ... |
| Ellen Page (Juno MacGuff): | | ... they have ads for parents? |
| Olivia Thirlby: | | ... yea-ha, desperately seeking spawn, right next to like terriers, and iguanas, and used fitness equipment and stuff, its like totally legit ... |
| From Juno |
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| Lewis Black: | | ... if you forget the punchline to a joke, all you have to say, is Michael Jackson ... |
| From Unknown |
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| Christina Applegate (Kelly Bundy): | | ... enough, if I wanted intelligent conversation, I'd still be dating my teachers ... |
| From Married with Children |
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| Also See: Relationship Quotes |
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| Edie Falco (Nurse Jackie): | | ... ok, quick question ... |
| Merritt Wever (Zoey Brakow): | | ... what? |
| Edie Falco: | | ... shut up ... |
| From Nurse Jackie |
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| Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat): | | ... to let a woman vote is to like letting a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous ... |
| From The Opie and Anthony Show |
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Barack Obama: | | ... I've been practicing bowling, I bowled a 129, which is good, I have ... |
| Jay Leno: | | ... oh no, that's very good, yeah, no that's very good Mr President ... |
| Barack Obama: | | ... it was, it was like Special Olympics or something ... |
| From The Tonight Show on March 19, 2009 |
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| Also See: Sports Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Vin Diesel (Xander Cage): | | ... if you're gonna send someone to save the world, make sure they like it the way it is ... |
| From xXx |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Seth Meyers: | | ... today is Veterans Day, so it won't affect anyone in the White House ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live) |
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| Also See: Holiday Quotes Veteran's Day Quotes |
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| Johnny Depp: | | ... good morning sunshine, the Earth says hello ... |
| From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson): | | ... crazy scientist turns himself into some kind of monster, 4 mechanical arms welded right onto his body, guy named Otto Octavius winds up with 8 limbs, what are the odds ... |
| From Spider-Man 2 |
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| Also See: Crazy Quotes |
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| Chris Rock: | | ... the reason coke and weed are illegal in America because the best coke and weed ain't made in America ... |
| From Never Scared |
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| Also See: Drug Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: | | ... if they made Megan Fox the Bachelorette, that would be the biggest show ever ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on February 25, 2009 |
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Austin O'Malley: | | God is good to the Irish, but no on else is, not even the Irish. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Irish Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: | | ... I'm not racist, I've got a black president ... |
| From Dane Cook: ISolated INcident |
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| Zachary Quinto: | | ... who's Sylar now bitch? |
| Joel McHale: | | ... you are, you are, sorry ... |
| From The Soup |
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| Rachael Ray: | | ... Yum-O ... |
| From 30 Minute Meals |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Food Quotes |
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| Will Ferrell: | | ... forget twitter, I'm on the CB ... |
| From The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien on June 1, 2009 |
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes The Tonight Show Quotes |
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| Amy Adams: | | ... a little slow motion in latex, that's what my career needs right now ... |
| Craig Ferguson: | | ... well, I am glad you brought it up ... |
| From The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson |
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Artie Lange: | | ... if you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on March 4, 2009 |
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| Also See: History Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Sacha Baron Cohen: | | ... but this recession if affecting everone, even celebrities ... Victoria Beckham hasn't eaten for 3 weeks ... Charlie Sheen has been forced to have sex without paying for it ... it's true ... and even Madonna has had to get rid of one of her personal assistants ... our thoughts go out to you Guy Ritchie ... |
| From The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards on January 11, 2009 |
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| Also See: Sex Quotes |
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| Megan Fox (Mikaela Banes): | | ... what is it? |
| Shia LaBeouf (Sam Witwicky): | | ... its a robot ... but like a, different ... you know like a super advanceded robot ... it's probably Japanese, yeah, it's definitely Japanese ... |
| From Transformers |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.: | | We will have to repent in this generation not merely for the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people, but for the appalling silence of the good people. |
| From Letter from Birmingham Jail |
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| Also See: Book Quotes |
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| Babe Ruth: | | I've never heard a crowd boo a homer, but I've heard plenty of boos after a strike-out. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Baseball Quotes Book Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Daniel Tosh: | | ... I just hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I am tired of walking 5k ... |
| From Completely Serious |
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| William Shakespeare: | | The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. |
| From Henry VI, Part II |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Death Quotes |
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| Ellen Page (Juno MacGuff): | | ... he is the cheese to my macaroni ... |
| From Juno |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes Relationship Quotes |
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| Leonard Nimoy (Mr Spock): | | ... live long and prosper ... |
| From Star Trek |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Life Quotes |
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| Stewie Griffin: | | ... I say, did anyone listen to Howard Stern this morning, he had some strippers in the studio, they sounded hot, then he made a joke about a negro, but Robin laughed so it was ok ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Also See: Howard Stern Quotes Howard Stern Show Quotes Robin Quivers Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Hilary Pingle (Claire): | | ... I just had a child ... |
| Dane Cook (Tank): | | ... well congratulations, I'm sure he was probably delicious, it looks like you downed the whole thing ... |
| From My Best Friend's Girl |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Pine: | | ... WonderCon is like Comic-Con, it's similar to Comic-Con ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: | | ... but with wonder instead of comics? |
| Chris Pine: | | ... exactly, exactly ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: | | ... and then wonder why I'm here ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live |
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Homer Simpson: | | ... all my love has come back in trophy form ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Also See: Love Quotes |
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| Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan): | | ... dying in the place of someone I love, seems like a good way to go ... |
| From Twilight |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Love Quotes Movie Quotes Twilight Saga Quotes |
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| Zachary Quinto (Smudge): | | ... without animals, all you'd have in zoos, is air ... |
| From Off Centre |
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