| Seth MacFarlane (Ted): | | ... oh come on, I don't sound that much like Peter Griffin ... |
| From Ted |
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| Also See: Family Guy Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Past Remembered Quotes of the Moment |
| Craig Ferguson: | | ... this will be your first marriage? |
| Amy Adams: | | ... yes ... |
| Craig Ferguson: | | ... oh, you want to get this one out of the way quickly ... |
| From The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson |
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Anne Hathaway (Selina): | | ... never steal anything from anyone you can't outrun ... |
| From The Dark Knight Rises |
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| Also See: Batman Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Jai Courtney (Jack McClane): | | ... you go looking for trouble or does it always just seem to, find you? |
| Bruce Willis (John McClane): | | ... you know, after all these years, I still ask myself the same questions ... |
| From A Good Day to Die Hard |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark): | | ... sometimes you got to run before you can walk ... |
| From Iron Man |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Bruce Willis (Butch Coolidge): | | ... I'm American, honey, our names don't mean squat ... |
| From Pulp Fiction |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Kaley Cuoco (Penny): | | ... love trumps hate ... |
| Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper): | | ... now you are just making stuff up ... |
| From The Big Bang Theory |
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| Also See: Love Quotes |
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| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): | | .. they say the truth will set you free, what the hell do they know ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy |
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| Sam Witwer (Aidan Waite): | | ... first rule about vampires, don't talk about vampires ... |
| From Being Human |
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| Aidan Gillen (Petyr Baelish): | | ... what you don't know is what usually gets you killed ... |
| From Game of Thrones |
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| Also See: Death Quotes |
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| Si Robertson: | | ... hey, I sting like a butterfly, and punch like a flea ... |
| From Duck Dynasty |
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| Stephen Dorff (Stavros): | | ... personally, I'd rather fight with a madman than against one ... |
| From Immortals |
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| Also See: Crazy Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen): | | ... I think you'll find the human vampire divorce rate is a little lower ... |
| From The Twilight Saga: Eclipse |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Relationship Quotes Twilight Saga Quotes |
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| Piper Perabo (Simone): | | ... there are no strangers, only friends we haven't met yet ... |
| From Go On |
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| Also See: Friendship Quotes |
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| Jesse Williams (Dr. Jackson Avery): | | ... Dr Webber rejected my mother's cookies ... |
| Justin Chambers (Dr. Alex Karev): | | ... that sounds dirty ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Mother Quotes |
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| David Boreanaz (Special Agent Booth): | | ... Valentine's Day isn't a holiday, it is made up by greeting card companies and florists ... |
| From Bones on February 17, 2011 |
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| Also See: Holiday Quotes Valentine's Day Quotes |
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| Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper): | | ... I so loath you ... |
| Wil Wheaton (Wil Wheaton): | | ... that's right Sheldon, embrace the dark side ... |
| Jim Parsons: | | ... that isn't even from your franchise ... |
| From The Big Bang Theory |
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| Also See: Star Wars Quotes |
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| Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.: | | Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. |
| From The Quotable Intellectual: 1,417 Bon Mots, Ripostes, and Witticisms for Aspiring Academics, Armchair Philosophers...And Anyone Else Who Wants to Sound Really Smart |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Friendship Quotes Love Quotes |
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| Reese Witherspoon (Lauren): | | ... have you been or do you plan on being a serial killer? |
| Tom Hardy (Tuck): | | ... nnn, well, I mean, you got to keep your options open ... |
| From This Means War |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Katey Sagal (Gemma Teller Morrow): | | ... only men need to be loved sweetheart, women need to be wanted ... |
| From Sons of Anarchy |
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| Also See: Love Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: | | ... will you be blowing out the ah, the candles on the turkey tomorrow, how will it work? |
| Peter Facinelli: | | ... ah, I'll tell you how it works, ah every 6 or 7 years my birthday falls on thanksgiving, which was really great when I was growing up because ah, the whole family is over so that they were all forced to give me gifts ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live on November 25, 2009 |
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| Also See: Birthday Quotes Food Quotes Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes |
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| Lena Headey (Cersei Lannister): | | ... power is power ... |
| From Game of Thrones |
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| Robert Kelly: | | ... the internet killed CDs and pimps ... |
| From The Opie and Anthony Show on August 4, 2010 |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Music Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Johnny Depp (John Dillinger): | | ... you can be a dead hero or an alive cowboy ... |
| From Public Enemies |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Abigail Breslin (Bo Hess): | | ... there's a monster under my bed, can I have a glass of water? |
| From Signs |
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| Also See: Monster Quotes Movie Quotes Scary Quotes |
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| Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen): | | ... you can't trust vampires, trust me ... |
| From The Twilight Saga: New Moon |
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| Also See: Monster Quotes Movie Quotes Twilight Saga Quotes |
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| Artie Lange (Lou's Cousin): | | ... I'll have the chicken and I'll have the waffles, heavy on the chicken, heavy on the waffles, and uh, why don't you give me a fruit salad for my conscience ... |
| John Scurti (Lou Shea): | | ... I'll have the same, hold the fruit ... |
| From Rescue Me |
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| Also See: Food Quotes |
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| David Spade: | | ... a friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant ... proving once again that cocaine is not birth control ... |
| From The Showbiz Show with David Spade |
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Pregnant Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| James Van Der Beek (James Van Der Beek): | | ... you don't put The Beatles back together without John Lennon, I'm Lennon and McCartney, bitch ... |
| From Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 on October 23, 2012 |
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| Also See: Music Quotes |
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| Alec Baldwin (Jack Donaghy): | | ... there are no bad ideas, Lemon, only great ideas that go horribly wrong ... |
| From 30 Rock |
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| Mitt Romney: | | ... I love teachers ... |
| Bob Schieffer: | | ... I think we all love teachers ... |
| From Presidential Debate on October 22, 2012 |
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| Also See: Love Quotes Political Quotes School Quotes |
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| Samuel L. Jackson (Jules Winnfield): | | ... what do they call a Big Mac? |
| John Travolta (Vincent Vega): | | ... a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it, Le Big Mac ... |
| Samuel L. Jackson: | | ... Le Big Mac, ha ha ha, what do they call a Whopper? |
| John Travolta: | | ... I don't know, I didn't go into Burger King ... |
| From Pulp Fiction |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Ben Affleck (A.J. Frost): | | ... have you ever heard of Evel Knievel? |
| Peter Stormare (Lev Andropov): | | ... no, I never saw Star Wars ... |
| From Armageddon |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Star Wars Quotes |
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| Currie Graham (Nick Balco): | | ... the most dangerous creature is a helpful woman ... |
| From Raising the Bar |
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| Ashley Greene (Alice Cullen): | | ... werewolves aren't good company to keep ... |
| From The Twilight Saga: New Moon |
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| Also See: Monster Quotes Movie Quotes Scary Quotes Twilight Saga Quotes |
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| Dane Cook (Charlie): | | ... Gandhi was Indian ... |
| Dan Fogler (Stu): | | ... they don't like to be called that ... |
| From Good Luck Chuck |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Jason Lee (Dwight Hendricks): | | ... those that can't do, teach ... |
| From Memphis Beat on July 7, 2010 |
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| Also See: School Quotes |
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| Jerry Seinfeld: | | ... when I met Paul McCartney, all I wanted to know was, do you eat eggs for breakfast? |
| From Howard Stern Show on August 30, 2010 |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Georgia King (Goldie Clemmons): | | ... I don't regret the things I've done, only the things I wanted to do, and never did ... |
| From The New Normal |
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| Also See: Inspirational Quotes |
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| Charlie Sheen (Charlie Harper): | | ... if I want your opinion, I would ask your ex-wife ... |
| From Two and a Half Men |
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| Tom Cruise (Lt. Daniel Kaffee): | | ... I want the truth ... |
| Jack Nicholson (Col. Nathan R. Jessup): | | ... you can't handle the truth ... |
| From A Few Good Men |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes |
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| Geoffrey Rush (Captain Barbossa): | | ... you best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner, you're in one ... |
| From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Scary Quotes |
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| Matthew McConaughey (Connor Mead): | | ... love is a myth ... |
| From Ghosts of Girlfriends Past |
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| Also See: Love Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Eric Dane (Dr. Mark Sloan): | | ... so, how was your night in jail, you shank someone right off the bat ... you got to let the other cons know not to mess with you ... |
| Patrick Dempsey (Dr. Derek Shepherd): | | ... that's not funny ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy on September 30, 2010 |
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| Summer Glau (Orwell): | | ... birthdays are overrated ... |
| From The Cape |
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| Also See: Birthday Quotes |
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| Jim Carrey (Lloyd Christmas): | | ... I want to ask you a question straight out, what do you think the chances are of a girl like me and a guy like you getting together? |
| Lauren Holly (Mary Swanson): | | ... well Lloyd that is difficult to say ... |
| Jim Carrey: | | ... level with me ... |
| Lauren Holly: | | ... not good ... |
| Jim Carrey: | | ... you mean not good like one out of a hundred? |
| Lauren Holly: | | ... I would say more like one out of a million ... |
| Jim Carrey: | | ... so you are telling me there is a chance ... |
| From Dumb & Dumber |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes Relationship Quotes |
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| Chris Rock: | | ... I ain't scared of al-Qaeda, I'm scared of al-Cracka ... |
| From Never Scared |
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| Also See: Scary Quotes |
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| Lea Michele (Rachel Berry): | | ... why are you picking on me? |
| Kate Hudson (Cassandra July): | | ... I'm not, I'm motivating you ... |
| From Glee on September 13, 2012 |
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| Also See: Inspirational Quotes |
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| Mitt Romney: | | ... Mr President, you're entitled as president to your own airplane and to your own house, but not to your own facts ... |
| From Presidential Debate on October 4, 2012 |
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| Also See: Political Quotes |
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| Homer Simpson: | | ... it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Also See: Relationship Quotes |
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| Sean Bean (Odysseus): | | ... sometimes you have to serve in order to lead ... |
| From Troy |
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| Also See: Inspirational Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Daniel Day Lewis (Daniel Plainview): | | ... I hate most people ... |
| From There Will Be Blood |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Jay Pharoah (Barack Obama): | | ... remember that movie, The Sixth Sense ... I'm like the kid in that movie ... I see employed people ... I know you don't see them, don't even know they're there, but one day all of you will be Bruce Willis, and you will realize you were employed all along ... |
| From Saturday Night Live: Weekend Update Thursday on September 27, 2012 |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Political Quotes Saturday Night Live Quotes |
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| Pauley Perrette (Abby Sciuto): | | ... thank you sir ... |
| Mark Harmon (Special Agent Gibbs): | | ... don't call me sir ... |
| Pauley Perrette: | | ... thank you ma'am ... |
| From NCIS |
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| Howard Stern: | | ... I like the matzo that is actually baked on a Jewish man's back in the desert ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on March 30, 2010 |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Steve Buscemi (Nucky Thompson): | | ... we all have to decide for ourselves how much sin we are willing to live with ... |
| From Boardwalk Empire |
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| Joseph Gordon-Levitt: | | ... I have the movie Looper coming out … in that one, uh, I play a young version of Bruce Willis, so I guess I am playing Ashton Kutcher ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live) on September 23, 2012 |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Jane Krakowski (Jenna Maroney): | | ... I will be furious, like waking next to Rob Schneider furious ... |
| From 30 Rock |
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| Also See: Sex Quotes |
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| Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan): | | ... I'm not afraid of you, I'm only afraid of losing you ... |
| From Twilight |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Relationship Quotes Twilight Saga Quotes |
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| Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Cameron James): | | ... Bianca says that Kat likes pretty guys ... |
| Heath Ledger (Patrick Verona): | | ... are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy? |
| David Krumholtz (Michael): | | ... he's very pretty ... |
| Joseph Gordon-Levitt: | | ... yeah I, I just wasn't sure, I didn't know ... |
| From 10 Things I Hate About You |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Relationship Quotes |
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| Zach Gilford (Dr. Brett Robinson): | | ... this isn't legal ... |
| Jordana Spiro (Dr. Grace Devlin): | | ... well then it's a good thing we're not lawyers ... |
| From The Mob Doctor on September 17, 2012 |
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| Tom Hardy (Tommy Conlon): | | ... I liked you better when you were drunk ... |
| From Warrior |
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| Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Al Pacino (Michael Corleone): | | ... don't ask me about my business ... |
| From The Godfather |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Lena Headey (Cersei Lannister): | | ... the more people you love, the weaker you are ... |
| From Game of Thrones on May 13, 2012 |
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| Also See: Love Quotes |
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| Kate Hudson (Cassandra July): | | ... Ohio is like a giant turd that Michigan just can't pinch off ... |
| From Glee on September 13, 2012 |
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| Alison Louder (Emily): | | ... did you think that the one thing not to say to Jewish parents is don't worry ... |
| From Being Human |
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| Dane Cook (Tank): | | ... you're what we call a 2 bagger, ok, that means that I have to wear a bag on my head just in case the one on yours breaks ... |
| From My Best Friend's Girl |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Jeremy Renner (Sergeant First Class William James): | | ... if I'm gonna die, I want to die comfortable ... |
| From The Hurt Locker |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Tom Hardy (Bane): | | ... the shadows betray you because they belong to me ... |
| From The Dark Knight Rises |
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| Also See: Batman Quotes Movie Quotes Scary Quotes |
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| Terence Stamp: | | ... love, the grandest hunger of all ... |
| From The Hunger |
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| Also See: Love Quotes |
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| Jennifer Lawrence (Ree): | | ... never ask for what ought-ta be offered ... |
| From Winter's Bone |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Donald Sutherland (President Snow): | | ... hope ... it is the only thing stronger than fear ... |
| From The Hunger Games |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Arnold Schwarzenegger (Dutch): | | ... if it bleeds, we can kill it ... |
| From Predator |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Brad Pitt (Billy Beane): | | ... would you rather get a bullet to the head or five to the chest and bleed to death? |
| Jonah Hill (Peter Brand): | | ... are those my only two options? |
| From Moneyball |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: | | ... Katy Perry released a new song yesterday, called Russell Brand is the Antichrist ... its very blunt and to the point but we're gonna play that the next time we see each other, alright? |
| Russell Brand: | | ... we should analyze that together, I don't think it is about me, I think you're reading too much into it ... |
| Howard Stern: | | ... actually she says in this quote "its not about Russell Brand" ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on July 18, 2012 |
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| Also See: Music Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Si Robertson: | | ... ducks are like women, they don't like mud on their butts ... |
| From Duck Dynasty |
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| Aaron Eckhart (Harvey Dent): | | ... you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain ... |
| From The Dark Knight |
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| Also See: Batman Quotes Death Quotes Life Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Morgan Freeman (Red): | | ... hope is a dangerous thing ... |
| From The Shawshank Redemption |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Tina Fey (Liz Lemon): | | ... ok, fine, maybe I'm a little old fashioned, I'm sorry I'm a real woman, and not some oversexed New York nympho like these sluts on, Everybody Loves Raymond ... |
| From 30 Rock |
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| Also See: Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Ryan Kwanten (Jason Stackhouse): | | ... never thought I was smart enough to get depressed, but here I am ... |
| From True Blood on August 1, 2010 |
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| Denzel Washington (Frank): | | ... don't get sentimental on me, makes me think I'm gonna die ... |
| From Unstoppable |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Sean Bean (Eddard Stark): | | ... what you suggest is treason ... |
| Aidan Gillen (Petyr Baelish): | | ... only if we lose ... |
| From Game of Thrones |
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| Howie Mandel: | | ... I do my comedy for free, what you pay for is for me to leave my home and get on a plane ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on January 8, 2008 |
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Neil Patrick Harris (Barney Stinson): | | ... you don't bring a date to a wedding, that's like bringing a deer carcass to a hunting trip ... |
| From How I Met Your Mother |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Relationship Quotes Sports Quotes Wedding Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: | | ... I want to thank you, now I know why I don't like people ... |
| From America's Got Talent on May 14, 2012 |
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| Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow): | | ... this girl, how far are you willing to go to save her? |
| Orlando Bloom (Will Turner): | | ... I'd die for her ... |
| Johnny Depp: | | ... oh good, no worries then ... |
| From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Robert Downey Jr. (Kirk Lazarus): | | ... I'm just a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude ... |
| From Tropic Thunder |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Tina Fey: | | ... I want to thank Alice, uh, for her patience, uh, someday she'll be old enough to watch, 30 Rock re-runs on the internet, and understand where Mommy was going at 6 am everyday, for all that time, and, and she'll look up at me and say, "what do you mean you don't get residuals for this?" ... |
| From 15th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards |
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| Also See: Mother Quotes |
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| Jane Lynch (Sue Sylvester): | | ... commercials aren't real life, advertisers are manipulative alcoholics who use images to play on our emotions, haven't you seen Mad Men ... |
| From Glee on May 8, 2012 |
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| Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Life Quotes |
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| Sara Ramirez (Dr. Callie Torres): | | ... it's tense and it's cold and it's dangerous, feels like defusing a bomb, in a haunted house, that's built on a mine field, and there are bears, everywhere, and the bears have knives ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy on April 26, 2012 |
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| Also See: Scary Quotes |
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| Lisa Lampanelli: | | ... this is Celebrity Apprentice, not Celebrity Miss Universe ... |
| From The Apprentice |
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| Ben Stiller (Greg Focker): | | ... oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples ... |
| Robert De Niro (Jack Byrnes): | | ... I have nipples Greg, could you milk me? |
| From Meet the Parents |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Dennis Quaid (General Hawk): | | ... knowing is half the battle ... |
| From G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Inspirational Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Peter Dinklage (Tyrion Lannister): | | ... what do you want Bronn, gold, women, golden women? |
| From Game of Thrones |
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| Leslie Bibb (Christine Everhart): | | ... you've been called the Davinci of our time, what do you say to that? |
| Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark): | | ... absolutely rediculous, I don't paint .... |
| Leslie Bibb: | | ... and what do you say to your other nickname, merchant of death ... |
| Robert Downey Jr.: | | ... that's not bad ... |
| From Iron Man |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Woody Harrelson (Tallahassee): | | ... I haven't cried this much since Titanic ... |
| From Zombieland |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Ron Perlman (Clay Morrow): | | ... nobody speaks Spanish ... nothing? |
| Theo Rossi (Juice Ortiz): | | ... I'm a Puerto Rican from Queens, I speak better Yiddish ... |
| From Sons of Anarchy |
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| Kaley Cuoco (Penny): | | ... I'm your best friend? |
| Mayim Bialik (Amy Farrah Fowler): | | ... don't you read my blog? |
| Kaley Cuoco: | | ... oh, don't feel bad, I never read Leonard's and I used to sleep with him ... |
| From The Big Bang Theory |
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| Also See: Best Quotes Friendship Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Brad Pitt (Rusty Ryan): | | ... he died ... |
| George Clooney (Danny Ocean): | | ... on the job? |
| Brad Pitt: | | ... skin cancer ... |
| George Clooney: | | ... did you send flowers? |
| Brad Pitt: | | ... I dated his wife for a while ... |
| From Ocean's Eleven |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes Relationship Quotes |
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| Cole Hauser (Jimmy Godfrey): | | ... you know at work we get to use guns, at home you gotta, you know, talk ... |
| Kelli Giddish (Annie Frost): | | ... easier to use a gun ... |
| From Chase on September 20, 2010 |
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| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): | | ... supposedly, alcohol will make my baby have 3 heads, and 16 toes ... |
| Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): | | ... umm, wanna get some crack cocain? |
| From Grey's Anatomy on January 6, 2011 |
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| Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Scary Quotes |
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| Michael Weatherly (Special Agent Tony DiNozzo): | | ... I'm educating probee on what, Italy has contributed to the world ... oration, Italian Gin, sports cars ... |
| Cote de Pablo (Ziva David): | | ... gold chains and chest hairs ... |
| Michael Weatherly: | | ... and pasta, in all its sexy shapes and sizes ... |
| Cote de Pablo: | | ... the Chinese invented pasta ... |
| Michael Weatherly: | | ... Communist error propaganda ... |
| From NCIS |
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Food Quotes |
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| Zooey Deschanel (Jess): | | ... that was crazy what happened to my friends, right? |
| Annalise Basso (Sarah): | | ... I liked it ... your life is like Gossip Girl, only everyone is old and poor ... |
| Zooey Deschanel: | | ... you know there actually was a show like that, it was called Golden Girls, I’m Betty White ... |
| From New Girl on April 17, 2012 |
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| Also See: Crazy Quotes Life Quotes |
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| Paul Rudd (Danny): | | ... I'm not Ben Affleck ... |
| Bobb'e J. Thompson (Ronnie): | | ... you white, then you Ben Afflek, right Wheeler? |
| Seann William Scott (Wheeler): | | ... yeah, you are white ... |
| Paul Rudd: | | ... that's true, I am white ... |
| From Role Models |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Earl Boen (Dr. Silberman): | | ... you broke my arm ... |
| Linda Hamilton (Sarah Connor): | | ... there are 215 bones in the human body, that's one ... |
| From Terminator 2: Judgment Day |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Scary Quotes |
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| Linus Roache (Thomas Wayne): | | ... why do we fall, so we can pick ourselves back up again ... |
| From Batman Begins |
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| Also See: Batman Quotes Inspirational Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Tina Fey (Liz Lemon): | | ... without the Germans, you wouldn't have any of the Indiana Jones movies ... |
| From 30 Rock |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Evans (Johnny Storm): | | ... if having special powers is a disease, then yeah, we got it bad ... |
| From Fantastic Four |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: | | ... how about weekend at Tommy Boy's with Chris's dead body ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on November 5, 2009 |
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| Also See: Chris Farley Quotes Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes Tommy Boy Quotes |
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| Dianna Agron (Quinn Fabray): | | ... prom queens live on average 5 years longer than regular people, that's probably because they smile a lot, and smiling has been proven to ward off diseases ... |
| From Glee on March 15, 2011 |
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| Also See: Life Quotes School Quotes |
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| Alfie Allen (Theon Greyjoy): | | ... you afraid? |
| Richard Madden (Robb Stark): | | ... I must be ... |
| Alfie Allen: | | ... good ... |
| Richard Madden: | | ... why is that good? |
| Alfie Allen: | | ... it means you aren't stupid ... |
| From Game of Thrones |
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| Busy Philipps (Laurie Keller): | | ... if Matt Damon weren't married, and if he weren't a movie star, and if he lived in this town ... I really think we would date ... |
| Courteney Cox (Jules Cobb): | | ... that's a lot of ifs ... |
| Christa Miller (Ellie Torres): | | ... yet not enough ... |
| From Cougar Town |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Relationship Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: | | ... anyone believe that Jesus really told that woman to be a midwife ... that's like the Easter bunny told her to be a midwife ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on March 24, 2010 |
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| Also See: Easter Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Anna Faris (Shelley Darlingson): | | ... I love charity, one time I even let Bob Saget grind on me during a slow dance ... |
| From The House Bunny |
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| John Lithgow (Lord Farquaad): | | ... some of you may die, but it is a sacrifice I am willing to make ... |
| From Shrek |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Olivia Wilde (Thirteen): | | ... lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth ... |
| From House M.D. |
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| Ice-T (Detective Fin Tutuola): | | ... one divorce is enough for me, how did you do it 4 times? |
| Richard Belzer (Detective John Munch): | | ... you've got to play to win ... |
| From Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (SVU) |
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| Also See: Relationship Quotes |
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| Lena Headey (Cersei Lannister): | | ... when you play the game of thrones, you win or die, there's no middle ground ... |
| From Game of Thrones |
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| Also See: Death Quotes |
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| David Letterman: | | ... Sunday is April Fool's Day ... that means earlier today a confused President Bush went around the White House hiding colored eggs ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman |
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| Also See: Easter Quotes Holiday Quotes Political Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Bob Hope: | | ... welcome to the Academy Awards, or as it's known in my house, Passover ... |
| From Academy Awards |
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| Tina Fey (Liz Lemon): | | ... oh, speaking of Halloween, are you dressing up this year? |
| Alec Baldwin (Jack Donaghy): | | ... Lemon, its march ... |
| Tina Fey: | | ... cause I'm gonna be Mitt RomMummy, I call it, you can't steal it ... |
| Alec Baldwin: | | ... why wouldn't you be Mitt Zomney? |
| Tina Fey: | | ... cause I'm an idiot, uhh, come on Liz, think for one second before you buy all that gauze ... |
| From 30 Rock |
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| Also See: Halloween Quotes Holiday Quotes Monster Quotes Political Quotes |
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| Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper): | | ... you're my 15th favorite technological visionary ... |
| Steve Wozniak: | | ... only 15th? |
| Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper): | | ... it's still 6 spots above Steve Jobs ... I care neither for turtlenecks nor showmanship ... |
| Steve Wozniak: | | ... yeah, I never got that turtleneck thing ... |
| From The Big Bang Theory |
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| Katy Perry (Honey): | | ... my apartment building, is so safe, my landlord, he evan installed a security camera, in my shower ... |
| From How I Met Your Mother |
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| Carl H Claudy: | | ... It is not especially difficult to make friends; to keep them is another matter ... |
| From Foreign Countries |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Friendship Quotes |
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| Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House): | | ... either that [iPhone] cost more than 25 bucks or I am seriously doubting Steve Jobs's business strategies ... |
| From House M.D. on January 29, 2008 |
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| Dane Cook: | | ... I would watch Newlyweds and just put my hand over Nick [Lachey] ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on November 4, 2009 |
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| Jason Segel (Jason): | | ... you got to know all the tricks, like for example, if the woman is on top, she can't get pregnant, its just gravity ... |
| Jonah Hill (Johah): | | ... well, that's true, eveybody knows that ... |
| Jason Segel: | | ... what goes up must come down ... |
| From Knocked Up |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Pregnant Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Steve Buscemi (Nucky Thompson): | | ... first rule of politics, kid, never let the truth get in the way of a good story ... |
| From Boardwalk Empire |
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| Also See: Political Quotes |
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| Alec Baldwin (Jack Donaghy): | | ... you're a pilot, I should pick your brain, I'm developing a daytime talk show with Sully Sullenberger ... |
| Matt Damon (Carol): | | ... dammit that guy, he's not that great ... know what a great pilot would have done, not hit the birds, that's what I do every day, not hit birds, where's my ticket to the Grammys ... |
| From 30 Rock |
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| Also See: Music Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Russell Crowe (John Nash): | | ... despite my priveledged upbringing, I'm actually well balanced, I have a chip on both shoulders ... |
| From A Beautiful Mind |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Maggie Smith (Violet Crawley): | | ... what am I sitting on? |
| Dan Stevens (Matthew Crawley): | | ... ah, swivel, chair ... |
| Maggie Smith: | | ... uh, another modern brain wave? |
| Dan Stevens: | | ... not very modern, they were invented by Thomas Jefferson ... |
| Maggie Smith: | | ... why does every day involve a fight with an American? |
| From Downton Abbey |
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| Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin): | | ... see Peter, a hangover is nature's way of telling you that I'm right ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Lois Griffin Quotes |
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