| Tracy Morgan: |
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... I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett ... |
| From The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards on January 11, 2009
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| Tracy Morgan (Tracy Jordan): |
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... I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting, I was replaced by Jackie Chan ... |
| From 30 Rock on February 26, 2009
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Tracy Morgan: |
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... Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak for the show [30 Rock] from now on ... |
| From The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards on January 11, 2009
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| Tracy Morgan (Tracy Jordan): |
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... Jenna, we're the most important people here, right? |
| Jane Krakowski (Jenna Maroney): |
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... well ofcourse Tracy, we're actors, if we didn't exist, how would people know who to vote for? |
| From 30 Rock on December 4, 2008
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| Tracy Morgan (Tracy Jordan): |
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... white people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease ... |
| From 30 Rock |
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| Tracy Morgan: |
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... I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on October 29, 2008
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| Tracy Morgan (Tracy Jordan): |
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... JS ... |
| Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld): |
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... ah, Tracy ... |
| Tracy Morgan: |
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... what's up ... Miss Lemon, me and this dude used to do stand up together, remember that night we had the 3-way with Elayne Boosler? |
| Jerry Seinfeld: |
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... I don't think that was me ... |
| Tracy Morgan: |
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... oh yeah, you know what, I think that was a mirror ... |
| From 30 Rock |
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| Also See: Sex Quotes |
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| Alec Baldwin: |
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... you want experience, I have appeared in over 40 major motion pictures ... |
| Tina Fey: |
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... I wrote Mean Girls ... |
| Tracy Morgan: |
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... I've seen Star Wars 500 times ... |
| Alec Baldwin: |
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... how about credentials, I was nominated for an Oscar ... |
| Tina Fey: |
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... I have an Emmy ... |
| Tracy Morgan: |
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... I have seen Star Wars 500 times ... |
| Alec Baldwin: |
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... how about colleagues, I've worked with Sir Anthony Hopkins, Annette Bening, Jack Nicholson ... |
| Tina Fey: |
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... I have worked with Alec Baldwin and Tracy Morgan ... |
| Tracy Morgan: |
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... I'm personal friends with Obi-Wan Kenobi ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live) |
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| Tracy Morgan: |
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... that's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like kareoke without the booze ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... have you seen the new Spider-Man movie? |
| Tracy Morgan: |
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... no ... Tobey Maguire owes me $75 ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... how do you think Paris Hilton will do in jail? |
| Tracy Morgan: |
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... I think she will come out a Muslim ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live |
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| Also See: Paris Hilton Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
