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Matt LeBlanc Quotes are from the actor Matt LeBlanc who is mainly known as Joey Tribbiani on the TV show Friends and then his own spin off Joey. Matt also starred in the movie remake of Lost in Space.

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Matt LeBlanc (Vinnie Verducci): ... my family believes, say it with words ...
From Married with Children
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Ellen DeGeneres: ... it must be so fun to play the character [Joey on Friends and Joey], cause you're just so stupid ...
Matt LeBlanc: ... yeah ... it's actually pretty easy ...
From Ellen: The Ellen DeGeneres Show on October 7, 2005
Also See: Friends Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): ... Ross can take care of himself, it's not like he is Chandler ...
Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing): ... thanks ...
From Friends

Christina Applegate (Kelly Bundy): ... Garfield 12 The Picnic ...
Matt LeBlanc (Vinnie Verducci): ... that crazy cat gets into everything from the potato salad to the sack races ...
Christina Applegate: ... no boy has ever brought me literature before ...
From Married with Children
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Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing): ... you're telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didn't want you back?
Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): ... yeah ... oh my God, is this what it's like to be you?
From Friends

Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing): ... you knew this?
Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): ... knowledge is a tricky thing ...
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Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe Buffay): ... ooh, you got the bigger half [of the wishbone], what did you wish for?
Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): ... the bigger half ...
From Friends
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Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): ... who was that?
Jennifer Aniston (Rachel Green): ... the pizza place ...
Matt LeBlanc: ... you hung up with the pizza place, do I hang up on your friends?
From Friends
Also See: Friendship Quotes

Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): ... where's that turkey?
Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe Buffay): ... hey, those are my maturnity pants ...
Matt LeBlanc: ... nah nah, these are my Thanksgiving pants ...
From Friends
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Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): ... hey Ross, I am totally on your side about the honesty thing, just not with anything that is going to get you in trouble ...
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David Schwimmer (Dr. Ross Geller): ... I am just going to go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian girlfriend ...
Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): ... to hell with hockey, lets all do that ...
From Friends
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Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): ... they want me to be totally naked in this ...
Courteney Cox (Monica Geller): ... wow ...
Matt LeBlanc: ... I know, my grandma is going to see this ...
Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe Buffay): ... your grandma is going to have to get in line ...
From Friends

Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): ... hurry, I can't feel my ears ...
Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing): ... can you ever feel your ears?
Matt LeBlanc: ... interesting ...
From Friends

Jennifer Aniston (Rachel): ... it's unisex ...
Matt LeBlanc (Joey): ... maybe you need sex, but I just had sex last night ...
Jennifer Aniston: ... no, U N I sex ...
Matt LeBlanc: ... how YOU doing ...
From Friends
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David Schwimmer (Ross): ... I know, when I am 90 she will be 80 and it won't be a big deal ...
Matt LeBlanc (Joey): ... no, that wasn't what I was going to say at all, when you are 90, you will still have the memory of when you were with a 20 year old ...
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Matt LeBlanc (Joey): ... I thought since you wrote Ema a song, I would use one of my talents for her ...
Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe): ... you are going to hit on her?
From Friends
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Matt LeBlanc (Joey): ... it's a moo point ...
Jennifer Aniston (Rachel): ... you mean a moot point ...
Matt LeBlanc: ... no no, a moo point ... like a cows opinion, doesn't matter ... it's moo ...
From Friends

Matt LeBlanc (Joey): ... that's right, I stepped up ... she is my friend and needed help ... if I had to, I would pee on any one of you ...
From Friends
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Matt LeBlanc (Joey): ... heads or tails, heads is ducks because ducks have heads and tails is clowns ...
Matthew Perry (Chandler): ... what kind of scary a** clowns went to your birthday parties?
From Friends
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