| David Spade: |
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... a friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant ... proving once again that cocaine is not birth control ... |
| From The Showbiz Show with David Spade
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jason Segel (Jason): |
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... you got to know all the tricks, like for example, if the woman is on top, she can't get pregnant, its just gravity ... |
| Jonah Hill (Johah): |
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... well, that's true, eveybody knows that ... |
| Jason Segel: |
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... what goes up must come down ... |
| From Knocked Up
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Jay Leno: |
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... what does your dad do? |
| Natalie Portman: |
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... my dad's an infertility specialist ... |
| Jay Leno: |
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... oh is that right? |
| Natalie Portman: |
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... yeah ... |
| Jay Leno: |
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... well he can't be that good, you're here ... |
| From The Tonight Show
on February 22, 2996
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Bethany Joy Galeotti (Haley James Scott): |
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... it was terrifying not knowing where Jamie was, sometimes I just want to lock him up and home school him ... |
| Hilarie Burton (Peyton Sawyer): |
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... that's my plan ... I mean in like the future when I need a plan ... |
| Bethany Joy Galeotti: |
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... Oh, My, God, you are pregnant ... |
| From One Tree Hill
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| Also See: Scary Quotes School Quotes |
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| Ellen Page (Juno MacGuff): |
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... I'm pregnant ... |
| Michael Cera (Paulie Bleeker): |
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... what should we do? |
| Ellen Page: |
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... well, you know, I was jus ... I was thinking I would just nip it in the bud, before it gets worse, 'cause they were talking about in health class how pregnancy it often can lead to an infant ... |
| Michael Cera: |
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... typically, yeah, yeah, that is what happens when our moms and teachers get pregnant ... |
| From Juno
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| Also See: Family Quotes Movie Quotes School Quotes |
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| Ellen Page (Juno MacGuff): |
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... I'm already pregnant, what other shenanigans can I get into? |
| From Juno
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Al Pacino (Willy Bank): |
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... I don't want the labor pains, I just want the baby ... |
| From Ocean's Thirteen
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Rainn Wilson (Rollo): |
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... what's the prognosis fertile Mertle, minus or plus? |
| Ellen Page (Juno MacGuff): |
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... who knows, not seasoned yet ... no, there it is, little pink plus sign is so unholy ... |
| Rainn Wilson: |
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... that [pregnancy test] ain't no Etch A Sketch ... this is one doodle that can't be undid, home skillet ... |
| From Juno
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): |
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... where's that turkey? |
| Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe Buffay): |
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... hey, those are my maturnity pants ... |
| Matt LeBlanc: |
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... nah nah, these are my Thanksgiving pants ... |
| From Friends
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| Also See: Food Quotes Holiday Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes |
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| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
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... I am not pregnant ... |
| Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): |
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... you don't know who the father is, do you? |
| From Grey's Anatomy
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes |
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| Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): |
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... Meredith, I have a thing, news ... |
| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
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... you aren't pregnant again, are you? ... because I can't handle the extra months of bitchiness ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy
on February 8, 2007
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| Russ Meneve: |
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... I have bad luck with women ... my last 4 pregnant girlfriends all died in sailboat accidents ... |
| From The Comedy Cellar
on February 4, 2006
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| Also See: Death Quotes Relationship Quotes |
