| Jesse Williams (Dr. Jackson Avery): |
|
... Dr Webber rejected my mother's cookies ... |
| Justin Chambers (Dr. Alex Karev): |
|
... that sounds dirty ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy
|
| |
| Also See: Mother Quotes |
|
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
|
... will you be blowing out the ah, the candles on the turkey tomorrow, how will it work? |
| Peter Facinelli: |
|
... ah, I'll tell you how it works, ah every 6 or 7 years my birthday falls on thanksgiving, which was really great when I was growing up because ah, the whole family is over so that they were all forced to give me gifts ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
on November 25, 2009
|
| |
| Also See: Birthday Quotes Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes |
|
| Artie Lange (Lou's Cousin): |
|
... I'll have the chicken and I'll have the waffles, heavy on the chicken, heavy on the waffles, and uh, why don't you give me a fruit salad for my conscience ... |
| John Scurti (Lou Shea): |
|
... I'll have the same, hold the fruit ... |
| From Rescue Me
|
|
| Samuel L. Jackson (Jules Winnfield): |
|
... what do they call a Big Mac? |
| John Travolta (Vincent Vega): |
|
... a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it, Le Big Mac ... |
| Samuel L. Jackson: |
|
... Le Big Mac, ha ha ha, what do they call a Whopper? |
| John Travolta: |
|
... I don't know, I didn't go into Burger King ... |
| From Pulp Fiction
|
| |
| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| Jerry Seinfeld: |
|
... when I met Paul McCartney, all I wanted to know was, do you eat eggs for breakfast? |
| From Howard Stern Show
on August 30, 2010
|
| |
| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Howard Stern: |
|
... I like the matzo that is actually baked on a Jewish man's back in the desert ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on March 30, 2010
|
| |
| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Michael Weatherly (Special Agent Tony DiNozzo): |
|
... I'm educating probee on what, Italy has contributed to the world ... oration, Italian Gin, sports cars ... |
| Cote de Pablo (Ziva David): |
|
... gold chains and chest hairs ... |
| Michael Weatherly: |
|
... and pasta, in all its sexy shapes and sizes ... |
| Cote de Pablo: |
|
... the Chinese invented pasta ... |
| Michael Weatherly: |
|
... Communist error propaganda ... |
| From NCIS
|
| |
| Also See: Drug Quotes |
|
| Christian Bale (Melvin Purvis): |
|
... what keeps you up at night John Dillinger? |
| Johnny Depp (John Dillinger): |
|
... coffee ... |
| From Public Enemies
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Cameron James): |
|
... likes ... Thai food, feminist prose, and angry girl rock of the Indy persuasion, here's a list of CDs that she has in her room ... |
| Heath Ledger (Patrick Verona): |
|
... so I'm supposed to buy her some noodles and a book and sit around and listen to chicks that can't play their instruments, right? |
| From 10 Things I Hate About You
|
| |
| Also See: Book Quotes Movie Quotes Music Quotes |
|
| David Letterman: |
|
... Thanksgiving is the day when ... my mom, after six Bloody Marys, looks at the turkey and goes: "Here kitty, kitty" ... |
| From Uncle John's Quintessential Collection of Notable Quotations: For Every Occasion
|
| |
| Also See: Book Quotes Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Family Quotes Holiday Quotes Mother Quotes Talk Show Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes |
|
| Rachael Ray: |
|
... it ain't a party until you drop the milk container on the floor ... |
| From Rachael Ray Show
|
| |
| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Naomi Watts: |
|
... [having 2 children] I feel like I have lost a good 75% of my brain power ... and really, I'm not joking ... |
| David Letterman: |
|
... 75% ... |
| Naomi Watts: |
|
... I say it halves itself and halved itself again, it is, I call it, it's not just the sleep deprivation, it is the breast feeding, I call it the lactose lobotomy ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman
on February 9, 2009
|
| |
| Also See: Family Quotes Mother Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Paul Rudd (Danny Donahu): |
|
... no, venti is 20 ... yeah, large is large, in fact tall is large and grande is Spanish for large, venti is the only one that doesn't mean large, it is also the only one that is Italian,
congratulations, you are stupid in 3 languages ... |
| From Role Models
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Jim Gaffigan: |
|
... peanut butter and chocolate is my favorite team ... |
| From The Opie and Anthony Show
on March 24, 2009
|
| |
| Also See: Sports Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Jason Biggs (Dustin): |
|
... I love the way you eat, I love that you eat ... |
| Kate Hudson (Alexis): |
|
... I love that you pay ... |
| From My Best Friend's Girl
|
| |
| Also See: Love Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| Rachael Ray: |
|
... Yum-O ... |
| From 30 Minute Meals
|
| |
| Also See: Famous Quotes |
|
| Ellen Page (Juno MacGuff): |
|
... he is the cheese to my macaroni ... |
| From Juno
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes Relationship Quotes |
|
| Hilary Pingle (Claire): |
|
... I just had a child ... |
| Dane Cook (Tank): |
|
... well congratulations, I'm sure he was probably delicious, it looks like you downed the whole thing ... |
| From My Best Friend's Girl
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Anthony Cumia: |
|
... it would be inappropriate to celebrate the birthday of Adolf Hitler ... |
| Jim Norton: |
|
... did you try to get a cake from Carvel with 6 million candles, creep ... |
| From The Opie and Anthony Show
on April 20, 2009
|
| |
| Also See: Birthday Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Dane Cook: |
|
... it really drives me banana sangwich ... |
| From Comedy Central Bar Mitzvah Bash
|
| |
| Also See: Retaliation Quotes |
|
| Christopher McDonald (Shooter McGavin): |
|
... I eat pieces of **** [poop] like you for breakfast ... |
| Adam Sandler (Happy Gilmore): |
|
... you eat pieces of **** [poop] for breakfast? |
| Christopher McDonald: |
|
... no ... |
| From Happy Gilmore
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Artie Lange: |
|
... it is great doing a talk show with Nicole Ritchie ... |
| David Letterman: |
|
... she's lovely, isn't she? |
| Artie Lange: |
|
... besides being lovely, backstage I got to eat all of her food ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman
|
| |
| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Dane Cook: |
|
... that would be great if that was a real cereal ... start your day off the holy way with Christ Chex ... its a miracle in a bowl ... |
| From Comedy Central Presents
|
| |
| Also See: Harmful If Swallowed Quotes |
|
| Tommy Lee Jones (Agent Kay): |
|
... why don't you go grab us some coffee while I do this ... |
| Will Smith (Agent Jay): |
|
... oh, sure thing, how do you take it, black, a couple of cubes of kiss my ass? |
| From Men in Black II
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Vince Vaughn (Peter La Fleur): |
|
... are you sure this is completely necessary [throwing wrenches at them] ... |
| Rip Torn (Patches O'Houlihan): |
|
... necessary ... is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? |
| Vince Vaughn: |
|
... probably not ... |
| Rip Torn: |
|
... no, but I do it anyway because its sterile and I like the taste ... |
| From Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| James Van Der Beek (Dixon): |
|
... ok, I know what you guys are thinking ... gotta get fast food, beer, and getting laid ... |
| Chad Michael Murray (Lucas Scott): |
|
... well, that was pretty much what I was thinking ... |
| Austin Nichols (Julian): |
|
... it is like he read my mind ... |
| From One Tree Hill
on January 19, 2009
|
| |
| Also See: Drug Quotes Sex Quotes |
|
| Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin): |
|
... Stewie, I expect you to finish off your vegetables ... |
| Stewie Griffin: |
|
... oh rest assured you relentless heroine, I expect I should finish them all off ... and you as well ... |
| From Family Guy
|
| |
| Also See: Lois Griffin Quotes |
|
| Ellen Page (Juno MacGuff): |
|
... can you hold on a second, I am on my hamburger phone ... |
| From Juno
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Philip Seymour Hoffman (Sandy Lyle): |
|
... by the way Dude, is your health ok ... I mean you have been looking kinda thinner ... |
| Ben Stiller (Reuben Feffer): |
|
... oh no, Polly has been making me eat ethnic food, so I have been throwing up a lot lately ... |
| From Along Came Polly
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Ricardo Montalban (Khan): |
|
... do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold ... it is very cold, in space ... |
| From Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan
|
| |
| Also See: Best Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| Christina Applegate (Kelly Bundy): |
|
... Garfield 12 The Picnic ... |
| Matt LeBlanc (Vinnie Verducci): |
|
... that crazy cat gets into everything from the potato salad to the sack races ... |
| Christina Applegate: |
|
... no boy has ever brought me literature before ... |
| From Married with Children
|
| |
| Also See: Book Quotes Crazy Quotes |
|
| Dane Cook: |
|
... just grab a bowl [of Eucharists] and run home, add milk, like, you know ... eat it like Christ Chex ... |
| From Comedy Central Presents
|
| |
| Also See: Harmful If Swallowed Quotes |
|
| Christina Applegate (Veronica Corningstone): |
|
... I will have have you know, that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger, than you do in your entire body, Sir ... |
| Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy): |
|
... you are a smelly pirate hooker ... |
| Christina Applegate: |
|
... you look like a blueberry ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
|
... why don't you go back to your home on whore island ... |
| Christina Applegate: |
|
... well, you, have bad hair ... |
| From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes Pirate Quotes |
|
| Vince Vaughn (Fred Claus): |
|
... I think it is absolutely amazing, to think he [Santa Claus] can fly around to a million houses in one night, breaking and entering ... scaring little children while they're sleeping, steal all the food, eat the littke kids' cookies and stuff like that, I mean its a phenomenal occurance, and I get jacked out of my mind just thinking about all those laws being broken ... |
| From Fred Claus
|
| |
| Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes Movie Quotes Santa Claus Quotes Scary Quotes |
|
| Stewie Griffin: |
|
... what do you say to that broccoli ... stop mocking me ... |
| From Family Guy
|
|
| John Belushi (Bluto): |
|
... food fight! |
| From Animal House
|
| |
| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| Ellen DeGeneres: |
|
... I've never spent Vegas in, in for Thanksgiving, but I hear it's beautiful because all the hookers put their pumpkins out ... |
| From Ellen: The Ellen DeGeneres Show
on November 21, 2008
|
| |
| Also See: Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes |
|
| Jon Stewart: |
|
... I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way ... I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land ... |
| From Unknown
|
| |
| Also See: Death Quotes Holiday Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes |
|
| Will Ferrell (Buddy): |
|
... we elves try to stick to the four main food groups, candy, candy cane, candy corn, and syrup ... |
| From Elf
|
| |
| Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| Roseanne: |
|
... I'll get you more beer Dan, after all it is Thanksgiving, the day where I do everything and the rest of you sit around like Plymouth Rock ... |
| From Roseanne
|
| |
| Also See: Drug Quotes Holiday Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes |
|
| Jerry Stiller (Maury Ballstein): |
|
... I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories, its time to set things straight ... |
| From Zoolander
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Chris Farley (Haru): |
|
... as a pimp I shall blend into Beverly Hills like MSG into miso soup ... |
| From Beverly Hills Ninja
|
| |
| Also See: Drug Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| David Zinczenko: |
|
... its the saturated fat equivalent of an entire package of bacon, 15 slices of bacon ... |
| Rachael Ray: |
|
... a pound of bacon ... wow, I never thought bacon could turn me off ... |
| From Rachael Ray Show
on October 9, 2008
|
| |
| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
|
| John Scurti (Lou Shea): |
|
... you guys eat something before you joined us? |
| Steven Pasquale (Sean Garrity): |
|
... we did, we had a couple of burgers at the Bistro ... |
| Artie Lange (Lou's Cousin): |
|
... perfect ... its good to have some food in your belly ... this way when the puking starts you got something to, you know, heave up instead of the lining of your stomach ... |
| From Rescue Me
|
| |
| Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes |
|
| Kelly Preston (Josie Stronghold): |
|
... you hungry, I've got plenty of, eggs, bacon ... |
| Danielle Panabaker (Layla Williams): |
|
... no thanks, you know how my mom can communicate with animals, apparently they don't like being eaten ... |
| From Sky High
|
| |
| Also See: Family Quotes Mother Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| Richard S. Castellano (Peter Clemenza): |
|
... leave the gun, take the cannollis ... |
| From The Godfather
|
| |
| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| Will Ferrell (Mugatu): |
|
... I'm a hot little potato right now ... |
| From Zoolander
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Evan Esar: |
|
... there is only one food for thought, more thought ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle
on April 12, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: 20,000 Quips & Quotes Quotes Inspirational Quotes |
|
| Rachael Ray: |
|
... oh my gravy ... |
| From Rachael Ray Show
on February 14, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes Valentine's Day Quotes |
|
| Dane Cook: |
|
... sometimes I like a dancing plethora of cheese in my mouth, and then other times I am into a more solo cheese adventure, just a single one on one, me and one cheese ... |
| From Retaliation
|
|
| Will Ferrell (Buddy): |
|
... you stink, you smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa ... |
| From Elf
|
| |
| Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes Movie Quotes Santa Claus Quotes |
|
| Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe Buffay): |
|
... ooh, you got the bigger half [of the wishbone], what did you wish for? |
| Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): |
|
... the bigger half ... |
| From Friends
|
| |
| Also See: Holiday Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes |
|
| Tom Hanks (Forest Gump): |
|
... life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get ... |
| From Forest Gump
|
| |
| Also See: Famous Quotes Inspirational Quotes Life Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| Dane Cook: |
|
... I like the mocha cappuccino orgasm myself ... |
| From The Tonight Show
on October 25, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Sex Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Tom Cruise (Jerry Maguire): |
|
... I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you while singing your own song in a new comercial starring you, broadcast during the Super Bowl in a game that you are winning, and I will not sleep until that happens ... |
| From Jerry Maguire
|
| |
| Also See: Football Quotes Movie Quotes Music Quotes Sports Quotes Super Bowl Quotes |
|
| Marcia Wallace (Edna Krabappel): |
|
... Harry Potter, are you chewing gum? |
| Harry Potter: |
|
... no mam, its brimstone ... |
| Marcia Wallace: |
|
... oooh hoo hoo hoo, well wonderful ... |
| From The Simpsons
|
| |
| Also See: Harry Potter Quotes |
|
| Marilyn Monroe: |
|
Isn't there any other part of the matzo you can eat [other than matzo ball soup]? |
| From The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
|
| |
| Also See: Book Quotes |
|
| Jon Stewart: |
|
... don't confuse it [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why ... boy will you creep him out ... uh I can just tell you from last year, uh, even if they do like chocolate, they don't want it from their son ... |
| From The Daily Show
on June 5, 2002
|
| |
| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Father's Day Quotes Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes Valentine's Day Quotes |
|
| Will Ferrell (Phil Weston): |
|
... you're my assistant, ok ... you're supposed to back me up and get me juice boxes when I tell you, now go get me a juice box ... |
| Mike Ditka: |
|
... YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO? |
| Will Ferrell: |
|
... I'm talking to the juice box guy ... |
| Mike Ditka: |
|
... YOU'RE CRAZY ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
|
... I'm not crazy, I'm just thirsty ... |
| Mike Ditka: |
|
... WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
|
... NO, YOU GO TO HELL, WHILE YOU'RE THERE, WHY DON'T YOU GRAB ME A JUICE BOX ... |
| From Kicking & Screaming
|
| |
| Also See: Crazy Quotes Movie Quotes Sports Quotes |
|
| Laura Harris (Jill Bernhardt): |
|
... where's your date [to the wedding]? |
| Tyrees Allen (Warren Jacobi): |
|
... why bring a snack to an all you can eat buffet ... |
| From Women's Murder Club
on December 7, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Wedding Quotes |
|
| Bruce Hunter (NSA Agent): |
|
... the way I see it, the question isn't, why should you work for the NSA, the question is why shouldn't you ... |
| Matt Damon (Will Hunting): |
|
... why shouldn't I work for the NSA, that's a tough one, I'll give it a shot, say I'm working at the NSA and somebody puts a code on my desk that no one else can break, maybe I take a shot at it, maybe I break it, and I'm real happy with myself because I did my job well, but maybe that code was the location to some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East and once they have that location they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding, 1500 people that I never met, never had no problem get killed ... now the politicians are saying, oh send in the marines to secure the area because they don't give a **** ... won't be their kid over there getting shot, just like it wasn't them when their number got called 'cause they were off doing their tour in the National Guard, maybe some kid from Southy over there taking shrapnel in the ass, he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country where he just got back from and the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job 'cause he'll work for 15 cents
a day and no bathroom breaks, meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price, and ofcourse the oil companies use the little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices, a cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two fifty a gallon, they're taking their sweet time bringing the oil back, maybe they took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes drinking martinis and playing slalom with the icebergs, it ain't too long before he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic ... so now my buddies out of work, he can't afford to drive, so he's walking to the ****ing job interviews, which sucks because the shrapnel in his ass is giving him chronic hemroids and meanwhile he's starvin because every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're serving is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State ... so what did I think ... I'm holding out for something better ... I figure **** it, while I'm at it, why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to a sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the national guard, I could be elected president ... |
| Robin Williams (Sean Maguire): |
|
... you feel like you are alone Will? |
| From Good Will Hunting
|
| |
| Also See: Death Quotes Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Friendship Quotes Happy Quotes Movie Quotes Political Quotes |
|
| Jay Leno: |
|
... you have like 2 million friends on MySpace ... |
| Dane Cook: |
|
... that's true, some people out here, my friends ... |
| Jay Leno: |
|
... how do you do that, I mean 2 million ... |
| Dane Cook: |
|
... that's a lot of time spent sitting in your underwear eating Froot Loops, clicking accept over and over again ... |
| From The Tonight Show
on October 25, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Friendship Quotes MySpace Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| David Spade (Steve Dodds): |
|
... you ok? |
| Chris Farley (Mike Donnelly): |
|
... I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants ... |
| David Spade: |
|
... we didn't have any chocolate puding in there buddy ... |
| From Black Sheep
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): |
|
... where's that turkey? |
| Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe Buffay): |
|
... hey, those are my maturnity pants ... |
| Matt LeBlanc: |
|
... nah nah, these are my Thanksgiving pants ... |
| From Friends
|
| |
| Also See: Holiday Quotes Pregnant Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes |
|
| Rob Lowe (Paul Barish): |
|
... did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid? |
| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
|
... he he he, why? |
| From Tommy Boy
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Jack Handey: |
|
... I think the best Thanksgiving we ever had was one where we didn't even have a turkey ... Mom and Dad sat us kids down and explained that business hadn't been good at Dad's store, so we couldn't afford a turkey ... we had vegetables and bread and pie, and it was just fine ... later on I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom to thank them and I caught them eating a little turkey ... I guess that really wasn't the best Thanksgiving ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live)
|
| |
| Also See: Best Quotes Family Quotes Father Quotes Holiday Quotes Mother Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes |
|
| Rob Schneider (Nazo): |
|
... they make terrific pair, they go together like lamb and tuna fish ... |
| Peter Dante (Tommy Grayton): |
|
... lamb and tuna fish? |
| Rob Schneider: |
|
... maybe you like spaghetti and meatball, you more comfortable with that analogy? |
| Steve Buscemi (Homeless Guy): |
|
... yes, considering we're in America, I mean, if you don't like spaghetti and meatballs, why don't you get the hell out ... |
| From Big Daddy
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
|
... let me just quote the late great Colonel Sanders, he said, "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
|
| |
| Also See: Colonel Sanders Quotes Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| Mitch Hedberg: |
|
... I think Pringles's initial intention was to make tennis balls ... but on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up a big old truck of potatoes arrived ... but Pringles is a laid back company, they said "cut them up" ... |
| From Unknown
|
| |
| Also See: Sports Quotes Tennis Quotes |
|
| Rachael Ray: |
|
... what did you do to prepare for the movie [Dan in Real Life]? |
| Steve Carell: |
|
... I ate lots of pancakes ... |
| From Rachael Ray Show
on October 26, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Police Officer: |
|
... sir, are you classified as a human ... |
| Bruce Willis (Korben Dallas): |
|
... negative, I am a meat popsicle ... |
| From The Fifth Element
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Katherine Heigl (Dr. Izzie Stevens): |
|
... does anybody know anything about deer? |
| Justin Chambers (Dr. Alex Karev): |
|
... taste good ... |
| Katherine Heigl: |
|
... evil ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy
on September 27, 2007
|
|
| Dane Cook: |
|
... and then you go like this, "is that too much?" ... oh no no, ahh, my hopes was that after we left the theatre you'd be obese ... are you sure you don't want anything else you big fat fatty? |
| From Unknown
|
|
| Dane Cook: |
|
... I don't like when juice wears tights, its a horrible combination when juce wears tights ... |
| From Harmful If Swallowed
|
|
| Jeremy Piven (Droz): |
|
... allright, what do you need, bottle rockets, dental damn, redi whip, term papers ... |
| From PCU
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes School Quotes Sex Quotes |
|
| Mike Myers (Shrek): |
|
... oh, I know what, maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a plate, got a knife and cut open their spleens and drink their fluids ... does that sound good to you? |
| Eddie Murphy (Donkey): |
|
... uh, no not really, no ... |
| From Shrek
|
| |
| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes Scary Quotes |
|
| John C. Reilly (Cal Naughton, Jr.): |
|
... me and Ricky since we've been little kids, man ... we go together like chinese food and chocolate puding, lets face it ...
|
| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
|
... yeah, but Cal, those two things don't really go together ... |
| John C. Reilly: |
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... oh we, we go together like cocain and waffles ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... you know what, for instance, if you, if I say peanut butter and ... |
| John C. Reilly: |
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... ladies ... |
| David Koechner (Herschell): |
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... yup ... |
| John C. Reilly: |
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... right? am I right? |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... no, jelly ... |
| David Koechner: |
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... jelly? |
| John C. Reilly: |
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... I'm supposed to put jelly on a lady? |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Luis Guzmán (Raddimus): |
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... 5 second rule, the 5 second rule ... |
| Skyler Stone (Cook #1): |
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... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... |
| Dane Cook (Floyd): |
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... there it is ... |
| Luis Guzmán: |
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... a little slow spice makes everything nice, there you go ... |
| Dane Cook: |
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... damn man, we almost had to switch to the 10 second rule ... |
| From Waiting ...
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Jack Nicholson (Dr. Buddy Rydell): |
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... there are 2 kinds of people, explosive and implosive ... explosive people are the ones you see yelling at the cashier from week to week .... implosive is the cashier that one day comes in and shoots everyone in the store ... |
| Adam Sandler (Dave Buznik): |
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... no I swear I am the guy hiding in the frozen food section calling 911 ... |
| From Anger Management
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Winston Churchill: |
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... an appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last ... |
| From Unknown
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| Rachael Ray: |
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... pizzagna ... pizza and lasagna, why notta ... |
| From 30 Minute Meals
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| Chris Rock: |
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... we got too much food in America, too, much, food ... what do you mean red meat will kill you? ... people are starving all over the world, what do you mean red meat will kill you? ... no no no, don't eat no red meat? ... no, don't eat no green meat ... |
| From Unknown
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| Also See: Death Quotes |
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| David Spade (Richard): |
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... I think your brain has a thick candy shell ... |
| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... your, your brain has the shell on it ... |
| David Spade: |
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... are you talking? |
| Chris Farley: |
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... shut up Richard ... |
| From Tommy Boy
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... I eat the euchrist, or the crouton of Christ ... |
| From Dane Cook: Vicious Circle at MSG
on November 12, 2006
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| Will Ferrell (Buddy): |
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... this place [the mailroom] reminds me of Santa's workshop except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me ... |
| From Elf
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes Movie Quotes Santa Claus Quotes |
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| Rachael Ray: |
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... it [Every Day with Rachael Ray magazine] is like chicken soup on paper, really good paper ... |
| From Every Day with Rachael Ray Party
on November 7, 2006
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| Dane Cook: |
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... let's do this ... I'm a cashew ... |
| From Retaliation
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| Peter Griffin: |
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... I don't see strippers passing out free tacos ... Lois, you lied to me ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Stephen Colbert: |
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... I don't trust a children's cereal that can't even get a cartoon character to endorse it ... |
| From The Colbert Report
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| RC Smith: |
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... I stole these cookies from the Martha Stewart set ... |
| Rachael Ray: |
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... is that why they are so hard? |
| From a Rachael Ray Show taping
on August 22, 2006
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| RC Smith: |
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... we are going to have a 30 minute meal ... |
| Rachael Ray: |
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... screw a 30 minute meal, how about a 3 minute cocktail ... |
| From a Rachael Ray Show taping
on August 22, 2006
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jessica Walter (President Garcia-Thompson): |
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... you passed out cigarrettes for a smoke a thon on earth day, you installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps, and most recently you dumped a 100 lbs of, meat, on a peaceful vegan protest ... |
| Jeremy Piven (Droz): |
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... O come on, that was way more than 100 lbs ... |
| From PCU
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Homer Simpson: |
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... mmmmm ... dougnuts ... ahhhh ... |
| From The Simpsons
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| Also See: Famous Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... if a chaloopa is attacking you, ahhhh ... just open your mouth, and just let it ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
on November 4, 2005
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Matt Damon (Will Hunting): |
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... you like apples? |
| Harvard student: |
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... yeah ... |
| Matt Damon: |
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... well I got her number, how do you like them apples? |
| From Good Will Hunting
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Jeremy Piven (Droz): |
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... Well, here's all you need to know. Classes, nothing before 11. Beer, its your best friend, you drink a lot of it. Women, you're a freshman, so its pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car? ... Someone on your hall will, find them and make friends with them on the first day ... |
| From PCU
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| Also See: Best Quotes Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Friendship Quotes Movie Quotes School Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat .... unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead ... |
| From The Tonight Show
on November 24, 2005
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| Also See: Death Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
