| Chris Rock: |
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... the reason coke and weed are illegal in America because the best coke and weed ain't made in America ... |
| From Never Scared |
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| Also See: Drug Quotes |
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| Chris Rock (Chaka Luther King): |
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... man, this movie is going to make House Party, look like House Party 2 ... |
| From Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Rock: |
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... you got a twin sister? |
| Gisele Bündchen: |
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... yes ... |
| Jay Leno: |
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... Chris, this solves our problem ... |
| From The Tonight Show |
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Chris Rock: |
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... everyone loves white women, except white women ... white women are the majority of the country, and they have had the right to vote for almost 100 years, and still they've never elected a white woman president ... what are you bitches waiting for? |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live) on March 17, 2007
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| Also See: Love Quotes |
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| Chris Rock (Joey): |
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... what are you like a a 3rd degree black belt? |
| Chris Farley (Haru): |
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... the blackness of my belt is like the inside of a coffin on a moonless night ... |
| Chris Rock: |
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... that is pretty black, man ... |
| From Beverly Hills Ninja |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Rock: |
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... they need to change the name of that show from Desperate Housewives to ungrateful bitches ... |
| From Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger - London, New York, Johannesburg |
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| Chris Rock: |
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... if Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah money, he would jump out the ****ing window ... |
| From Never Scared |
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| Also See: Oprah Winfrey Quotes |
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| Chris Rock: |
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... more people saw Tupac get shot than the last episode of Seinfeld ... |
| From Unknown |
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| Chris Rock (Caretaker): |
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... I'm a Star Jones man myself, I love that big bitch ... |
| From The Longest Yard |
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| Also See: Love Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Rock: |
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... only the good rappers are dead, only the good ones ... Biggie dead, Tupac dead, Vanilla Ice still alive ... |
| From Unknown |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Music Quotes |
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| Chris Rock: |
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... if you haven't contemplated murder, you haven't been in love ... |
| From Never Scared |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Love Quotes |
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| Adam Sandler (Paul Crewe): |
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... you play football? |
| Chris Rock (Caretaker): |
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... man, I'm so bad at sports, they used to pick me after the white kids ... |
| From The Longest Yard |
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| Also See: Football Quotes Movie Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Chris Rock: |
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... you are around pretty girls in every movie ... |
| Robin Quivers: |
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... not a [Adam] Sandler movie ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on March 14, 2007
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| Also See: Adam Sandler Quotes Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Chris Rock: |
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... we got too much food in America, too, much, food ... what do you mean red meat will kill you? ... people are starving all over the world, what do you mean red meat will kill you? ... no no no, don't eat no red meat? ... no, don't eat no green meat ... |
| From Unknown |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Food Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
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... it could be the end of the movies for you ... |
| Chris Rock: |
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... there is always black guy and [Adam] Sandler movie ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on March 14, 2007
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| Also See: Adam Sandler Quotes Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| George Carlin (Cardinal Ignatius Glick): |
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... hook them while their young ... |
| Chris Rock (Rufus): |
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... like the tobaco companies? |
| George Carlin: |
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... if only we had their numbers ... |
| From Dogma |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Big Prisoner: |
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... will you teach me how to play football? |
| Chris Rock (Caretaker): |
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... I will do whatever you want, just don't eat me ... |
| From The Longest Yard |
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| Also See: Football Quotes Movie Quotes Sports Quotes |
