| Artie Lange: |
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... she [Jessica Biel] was born the year I got my first DWI ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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| Also See: Birthday Quotes Drug Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Conan O'Brien: |
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... I can't believe you made a mistake ... |
| Martha Stewart: |
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... well, I, the knife, the knife made a mistake ... |
| Conan O'Brien: |
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... oh the knife made a mistake, yes, it was, it was the fault of the inanimate object ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Conan O'Brien: |
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... well, how does mr burns feel about the movie [The Simpsons Movie] ... |
| Harry Shearer (Mr. Burns): |
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... well, I think Fox made one mistake ... they failed to make attendence mandatory ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes The Simpsons Quotes The Simpsons Movie Quotes |
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| Conan O'Brien: |
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... you're not crazy anymore ... |
| Mark Wahlberg: |
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... no ... |
| Conan O'Brien: |
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... so if there was a, Entourage based on your life now, it would be a little different than the one we are seeing on TV ... |
| Mark Wahlberg: |
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... it would be on the Disney Channel ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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| Also See: Crazy Quotes Life Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Conan O'Brien: |
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... you [Howard Stern] are like the Ralph Nader of testicular shocking devices ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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| Also See: Howard Stern Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Martha Stewart: |
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... I once said that ah, that plumline chalk came in pink and oh boy I got a lot of emails ... |
| Conan O'Brien: |
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... I can imagine ... you live in a hellish world of your own making ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jim Gaffigan: |
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... you know we aren't supposed to have SUVs ... that is why I have an 18 wheeler ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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| Conan O'Brien: |
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... awkward moment in Washington yesterday, the new head of the House Intelligence Committee, had an embarrassing moment yesterday, when he admitted he didn't know the difference between a Sunni and a Shi'ite ... yeah ... President Bush said, "don't feel bad, I still have trouble with Iran and Iraq" ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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| Conan O'Brien: |
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... Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears, have been going out together every night to party, the three of them have been partying together, yeah ... yeah, actually its evan worse than it sounds, because Lindsay Lohan is their designated driver ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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| Also See: Paris Hilton Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Conan O'Brien: |
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... this is The Last Christmas, this is a dark story of, of Santa ah, well it is a different ... |
| Brian Posehn: |
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... well, its like you've seen before, its Santa after the apocalypse fighting zombies, we've all seen that ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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| Also See: Book Quotes Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes Santa Claus Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Conan O'Brien: |
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... little fun fact for you, this year people all around the world, I think it is the first time they did this, were able to watch the Rockefeller tree lighting ceremony over the internet, is that nice, yeah .... yeah, this way, this way people could get into the Christmas spirit right before downloading porn ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
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... as you leave tonight, this fine audience, like Santa Clause, like the white Oprah, I bring you Howard TV for a year, all of you will have a free subscription ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes Oprah Winfrey Quotes Santa Claus Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Artie Lange: |
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... we [Artie and Jessica Biel] don't even look like we are in the same species ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
on June 15, 2006
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| Also See: Sports Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... it is a pitch I call crap where I didn't want it to go ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
on June 15, 2006
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| Also See: Sports Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
