| Robert Kelly: |
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... the internet killed CDs and pimps ... |
| From The Opie and Anthony Show
on August 4, 2010
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| Also See: Death Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| James Van Der Beek (James Van Der Beek): |
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... you don't put The Beatles back together without John Lennon, I'm Lennon and McCartney, bitch ... |
| From Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23
on October 23, 2012
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| Howard Stern: |
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... Katy Perry released a new song yesterday, called Russell Brand is the Antichrist ... its very blunt and to the point but we're gonna play that the next time we see each other, alright? |
| Russell Brand: |
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... we should analyze that together, I don't think it is about me, I think you're reading too much into it ... |
| Howard Stern: |
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... actually she says in this quote "its not about Russell Brand" ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on July 18, 2012
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Alec Baldwin (Jack Donaghy): |
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... you're a pilot, I should pick your brain, I'm developing a daytime talk show with Sully Sullenberger ... |
| Matt Damon (Carol): |
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... dammit that guy, he's not that great ... know what a great pilot would have done, not hit the birds, that's what I do every day, not hit birds, where's my ticket to the Grammys ... |
| From 30 Rock
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Rihanna: |
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... sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me ... |
| From S&M (from the album Loud)
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| Jewel Kilcher: |
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... I hate Valentine's Day ... |
| From Unknown
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| Also See: Holiday Quotes Valentine's Day Quotes |
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| Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Cameron James): |
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... likes ... Thai food, feminist prose, and angry girl rock of the Indy persuasion, here's a list of CDs that she has in her room ... |
| Heath Ledger (Patrick Verona): |
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... so I'm supposed to buy her some noodles and a book and sit around and listen to chicks that can't play their instruments, right? |
| From 10 Things I Hate About You
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| Also See: Book Quotes Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Dane Cook (Zack): |
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... you know what they say Vince, it ain't over till your mama sings ... |
| From Employee of the Month
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| Also See: Family Quotes Mother Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Henry Phillips: |
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... I like to look at it like I got one foot in the music door and one foot in the comedy door, so I don't know if you can really picture that or not, I'm not really getting anywhere, I'm just kinda humping the wall in between the two doors ... |
| From Comedy Central Presents
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| Kurt Cobain: |
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... where the bad folks go when they die, they don't go to heaven where the angels cry .... go to a lake of fire and fry, see them again till the 4th of July ... |
| From Lake of Fire (Nirvana's MTV Unplugged in New York Album)
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| Also See: Death Quotes Holiday Quotes |
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| Artie Lange: |
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... She [Heather Mills] has more money from music than John Mellencamp ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on April 30, 2007
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Joaquin Phoenix: |
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... I'd love to come on the show and perform, when it is time ...but I'm just, I'm working on it, you know it's a ... |
| David Letterman: |
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... you know, that seems unlikely ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman
on February 11, 2009
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| Also See: Love Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... my first guest has been my valentine 2 out the last 3 years, please say hello to Clay Aiken ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
on February 14, 2007
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| Also See: Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes Valentine's Day Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
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... Christian Bale, he should have been Bob Dylan with a Batman mask on him ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on November 26, 2007
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| Also See: Batman Quotes Christian Bale Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Tracy Morgan (Tracy Jordan): |
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... white people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease ... |
| From 30 Rock
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| Also See: Will Smith Quotes |
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| John C. Reilly (Dale Doback): |
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... your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus ... |
| From Step Brothers
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Sarah Chalke (Becky): |
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... for once we can have a Thanksgiving where you don't have to yell and scream at everybody ... |
| Roseanne (Roseanne): |
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... well, gee, you might as well take the carols right out of Christmas ... |
| From Roseanne
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes |
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| Joshua Malina (Karl Mixworthy): |
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... what is that? |
| Michael Vartan (James Walker): |
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... it sounds familiar ... |
| Dylan McDermott (Duncan Collinsworth): |
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... it's Bon Jovi ... |
| Christopher Titus (Brody Johns): |
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... what, you guys said I could steal ... |
| Joshua Malina: |
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... I meant, from Shakespeare ... |
| Christopher Titus: |
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... Janelle's from New Jersey, in New Jersey Bon Jovi is Shakespeare ... |
| From Big Shots
on November 29, 2007
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| Also See: William Shakespeare Quotes |
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| Will Ferrell: |
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... there's no greater weapon in a director's arsenol than a strategically placed song ... |
| From 2004 Academy Awards Show (76th Oscars)
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Adam Sandler: |
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... Paul Newman's half-Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too, put them together, what a fine looking Jew ... |
| From The Chanukah Song
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| Also See: Chanukah Song Quotes |
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| Dave Foley: |
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... many American's believe that our national anthem is O Canada, simply because we enjoy singing it before hockey games ... but in fact our national anthem is The Night Chicago Died by Paper Lace ... |
| From Mad TV
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| Also See: Hockey Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... play Wheels on the Bus and get the hell out of my sight ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Tracy Morgan: |
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... that's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like kareoke without the booze ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Tom Cruise (Jerry Maguire): |
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... I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you while singing your own song in a new comercial starring you, broadcast during the Super Bowl in a game that you are winning, and I will not sleep until that happens ... |
| From Jerry Maguire
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| Also See: Food Quotes Football Quotes Movie Quotes Sports Quotes Super Bowl Quotes |
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| Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.: |
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... let freedom ring, and when this happens ... when we allow freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles,
Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old negro spiritual, free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty, we are free at last ... |
| From I have a Dream Speech
on August 28, 1963
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Inspirational Quotes |
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| Marilyn Monroe: |
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... happy birthday to you, happy birthday, to you, happy birthday, Mr President, happy birthday, to you ... |
| From Unknown
on May 19, 1962
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| Also See: Birthday Quotes Famous Quotes Happy Quotes |
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| Catman Cohen: |
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I am not a big fan of musical or verbal illiteracy, even in the name of teenage rebellion, but the Rap handshake, fist touching fist,
is a blessing I hope will replace the traditional handshake mainstream: less germs, fewer diseases, and not as sticky. |
| From CatmanCohen.com
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| Evan Esar: |
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If you want noise or silence, the drum is an instrument you can't beat. |
| From Esar's Comic Dictionary
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| Also See: Book Quotes |
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| Chad Michael Murray (Lucas Scott): |
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... happy looks good on you ... |
| Hilarie Burton (Peyton Sawyer): |
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... yeah ... feels like I'm in an Air Supply song ... |
| Chad Michael Murray: |
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... ooh, if we're going to go 80s, I'm more of a Van Halen fan ... |
| From One Tree Hill
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| Also See: Happy Quotes |
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| Chris Rock: |
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... only the good rappers are dead, only the good ones ... Biggie dead, Tupac dead, Vanilla Ice still alive ... |
| From Unknown
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| Also See: Death Quotes |
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| Catman Cohen: |
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Advertisers control the music biz and God help the artists whose songs or lifestyles fail to endorse the consumption of bling-bling. Maybe I'm doomed because the only product I want to sell anybody is the bling-bling of awareness. |
| From CatmanCohen.com
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| Catman Cohen: |
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Some things just don't make sense anymore: if society pays a young songwriter royalties on a single creation until the day he dies, then why not pay a fireman equivalent royalties in perpetuity for his own "act of art," namely the extinguishment of a single, major fire in which many lives are saved? |
| From CatmanCohen.com
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| Also See: Death Quotes Life Quotes |
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| Catman Cohen: |
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Used to have a sweet singing voice in my younger years or so the frogs down by the pond told me. |
| From CatmanCohen.com
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| Robin Quivers: |
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... I can't wait until the MTV movie awards because she [Britney Spears] is supposed to perform ... I love it when crazy people perform ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on August 22, 2007
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| Also See: Crazy Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Catman Cohen: |
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Being old and wrinkled in the music biz today makes you as popular as a leper with AIDS attending an orgy. |
| From CatmanCohen.com
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| Also See: Sex Quotes |
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| Janelle: |
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... he's so talented, he writes all his own songs ... |
| Denis Leary (Tommy Gavin): |
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... who? |
| Janelle: |
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... Tony ... you know he can't even read music ... |
| Denis Leary: |
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... really ... |
| Janelle: |
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... yeah ... neither could John Lennon, by the way ... |
| Denis Leary: |
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... yeah? |
| Janelle: |
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... yeah ... |
| Denis Leary: |
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... where's Mark David Chapman when you need him ... |
| From Rescue Me
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| Woman: |
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... are you the police? |
| Dan Aykroyd (Elwood Blues): |
|
... no mam, we are musicians ... |
| From The Blues Brothers
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Kurt Cobain: |
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... we [Nirvana] don't consciously think about our music, so we can't explain it ... therefore, interviews are worthless ... |
| From an interview
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| Matt LeBlanc (Joey): |
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... I thought since you wrote Ema a song, I would use one of my talents for her ... |
| Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe): |
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... you are going to hit on her? |
| From Friends
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| Adam Sandler: |
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... Jennifer Connelly is half Jewish, but I would like to put more in her ... |
| From The Chanukah Song, Pt. 3
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| Also See: Chanukah Song Quotes |
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| Jeremy Piven (Droz): |
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... the Clash ... I don't know if you are aware of this, Gutter, but there actually was music recorded before 1989 ... |
| From PCU
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Jeremy Piven (Droz): |
|
... what is this, you are going to wear THIS to the show ... you are going to wear the shirt of the band you are going to see ... don't be that guy ... |
| From PCU
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Billy Corgan: |
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... my parents used to beat me in rhythm ... |
| From Black Sessions (a Smashing Pumkins' bootleg CD)
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| Also See: Family Quotes |
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| Billy Corgan: |
|
... can't wait until tomorrow, I might not have that long ... |
| From Today (Smashing Pumpkins' song)
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