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Birthday quotes are quotes about birthdays, birthday cards, and brithday parties.

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Jimmy Kimmel: ... will you be blowing out the ah, the candles on the turkey tomorrow, how will it work?
Peter Facinelli: ... ah, I'll tell you how it works, ah every 6 or 7 years my birthday falls on thanksgiving, which was really great when I was growing up because ah, the whole family is over so that they were all forced to give me gifts ...
From Jimmy Kimmel Live on November 25, 2009
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Summer Glau (Orwell): ... birthdays are overrated ...
From The Cape

Logan Lerman: ... [now that I had my 18th birthday] I'm excited to go to an Indian gambling casino ...
From Rachael Ray Show on February 15, 2010
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Adam Sandler: ... I turned 40 in September, thank you ... my goal is to make it through the next hour without having to get up and pee ...
From Late Show with David Letterman on March 20, 2007
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Artie Lange: ... she [Jessica Biel] was born the year I got my first DWI ...
From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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Anthony Cumia: ... it would be inappropriate to celebrate the birthday of Adolf Hitler ...
Jim Norton: ... did you try to get a cake from Carvel with 6 million candles, creep ...
From The Opie and Anthony Show on April 20, 2009
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Artie Lange: ... in Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party ...
From Howard Stern Show on February 9, 2009
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Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark): ... it's your birthday?
Gwyneth Paltrow (Pepper Potts): ... yeah ...
Robert Downey Jr.: ... I knew that, already?
Gwyneth Paltrow: ... yup, isn't that strange, it's the same day as last year ...
From Iron Man
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Perrey Reeves (Marissa): ... you forgot your birthday, damnit Frank ...
Will Ferrell (Frank): ... I'm such an idiot ...
From Old School
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Ogden Nash: Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
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Evan Esar: The only sure way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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Howard Stern: ... I got nervous once, my kids asked me for their birthday if I would buy them Vermont ...
From Howard Stern Show on January 17, 2008
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Marilyn Monroe: ... happy birthday to you, happy birthday, to you, happy birthday, Mr President, happy birthday, to you ...
From Unknown on May 19, 1962
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Norm MacDonald: ... Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year ... hey, happy birthday Jesus, hope you like crap ...
From SNL (Saturday Night Live)
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David Spade: ... Donald Trump celebrated a birthday last week, when asked how it feels to be 61, Trump said, "Rosie's a fat loser ... she's ugly on the inside" ...
From The Showbiz Show with David Spade
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Evan Esar: Life is a card game during the first half of which we get birthday cards, and during the second half get-well cards.
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Jack McBrayer (Glenn): ... so, I was talking to Nana on Saturday and her birthday is coming up, but, I don't know what to get her, she's gonna be 88 ...
Pit Crew Member: ... get her a coffin ...
From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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Matt LeBlanc (Joey): ... heads or tails, heads is ducks because ducks have heads and tails is clowns ...
Matthew Perry (Chandler): ... what kind of scary a** clowns went to your birthday parties?
From Friends
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Danny Murray: ... I had a birthday in '95 ...
From a conversation with Logan

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