| Logan Lerman: |
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... [now that I had my 18th birthday] I'm excited to go to an Indian gambling casino ... |
| From Rachael Ray Show
on February 15, 2010
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| Adam Sandler: |
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... I turned 40 in September, thank you ... my goal is to make it through the next hour without having to get up and pee ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman
on March 20, 2007
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| Artie Lange: |
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... she [Jessica Biel] was born the year I got my first DWI ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Anthony Cumia: |
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... it would be inappropriate to celebrate the birthday of Adolf Hitler ... |
| Jim Norton: |
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... did you try to get a cake from Carvel with 6 million candles, creep ... |
| From The Opie and Anthony Show
on April 20, 2009
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| Also See: Food Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Artie Lange: |
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... in Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on February 9, 2009
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| Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark): |
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... it's your birthday? |
| Gwyneth Paltrow (Pepper Potts): |
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... yeah ... |
| Robert Downey Jr.: |
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... I knew that, already? |
| Gwyneth Paltrow: |
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... yup, isn't that strange, it's the same day as last year ... |
| From Iron Man
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Perrey Reeves (Marissa): |
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... you forgot your birthday, damnit Frank ... |
| Will Ferrell (Frank): |
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... I'm such an idiot ... |
| From Old School
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| Ogden Nash: |
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Also See: Book Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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The only sure way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Also See: Book Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
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... I got nervous once, my kids asked me for their birthday if I would buy them Vermont ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on January 17, 2008
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Marilyn Monroe: |
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... happy birthday to you, happy birthday, to you, happy birthday, Mr President, happy birthday, to you ... |
| From Unknown
on May 19, 1962
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Music Quotes |
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| Norm MacDonald: |
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... Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year ... hey, happy birthday Jesus, hope you like crap ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live)
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes |
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| David Spade: |
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... Donald Trump celebrated a birthday last week, when asked how it feels to be 61, Trump said, "Rosie's a fat loser ... she's ugly on the inside" ... |
| From The Showbiz Show with David Spade
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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Life is a card game during the first half of which we get birthday cards, and during the second half get-well cards. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Also See: Book Quotes Life Quotes |
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| Jack McBrayer (Glenn): |
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... so, I was talking to Nana on Saturday and her birthday is coming up, but, I don't know what to get her, she's gonna be 88 ... |
| Pit Crew Member: |
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... get her a coffin ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Matt LeBlanc (Joey): |
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... heads or tails, heads is ducks because ducks have heads and tails is clowns ... |
| Matthew Perry (Chandler): |
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... what kind of scary a** clowns went to your birthday parties? |
| From Friends
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| Also See: Scary Quotes |
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| Danny Murray: |
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... I had a birthday in '95 ... |
| From a conversation with Logan
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