| Lisa Lampanelli: |
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... this is Celebrity Apprentice, not Celebrity Miss Universe ... |
| From The Apprentice |
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| Lisa Lampanelli: |
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... usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping ... |
| From Lisa Lampanelli: Dirty Girl |
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| Also See: Sex Quotes |
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| Lisa Lampanelli: |
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... I can laugh at the down syndrome, I bought the bracelet ... |
| From Lisa Lampanelli: Dirty Girl |
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| Lisa Lampanelli: |
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... I was sweating like Kathy Lee at a Carrot Top look alike contest ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on January 26, 2009
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Lisa Lampanelli: |
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... he was a very nice guy, very supportive, like Oprah's husband ... Gayle [King] ... |
| From Lisa Lampanelli: Dirty Girl |
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| Also See: Oprah Winfrey Quotes |
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| Lisa Lampanelli: |
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... I'm at least as feminine as Tom Cruise ... |
| From Lisa Lampanelli: Dirty Girl |
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| Lisa Lampanelli: |
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... "Holiday Play" ... cause we can't call it Christmas play no more, cause you Jews got jealous of us ... and made up Hanukka to screw with us ... |
| From Lisa Lampanelli: Dirty Girl |
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes |
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| Lisa Lampanelli: |
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... what am I your girlfriend or a genital wart? |
| From Howard Stern Show on September 6, 2007
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| Also See: Relationship Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Lisa Lampanelli: |
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... would Baywatch have been number 1, if it were Jimmy Kimmel's boobs jiggling in slow motion ... no, Jimmy can't get anyone to watch his show now and they jiggle at regular speed ... |
| From Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson |
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| Also See: Jimmy Kimmel Live Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Lisa Lampanelli: |
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... I see Eddie Griffin is here tonight, I don't know much about you Eddie, but I do know I love your brothers Damon and Marlon [Wayans] ... |
| From Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson |
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| Also See: Love Quotes |
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| Lisa Lampanelli: |
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... Hitler got more laughs than Jimmy Kimmel, and he did it without Jewish writers ... |
| From Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson |
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| William Shatner: |
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... you [Lisa Lampanelli] would be a better performer if whenever you were on a roll, you didn't stop to eat it ... |
| From Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner |
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| Lisa Lampanelli: |
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... you [Pat Cooper] make Jerry Lewis look like Dane Cook ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on September 6, 2007
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| Also See: Dane Cook Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Lisa Lampanelli: |
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... Betty White is so old that on her first game show ever, the grand prize was fire ...
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| From Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner |
