| Howard Stern: |
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... how about weekend at Tommy Boy's with Chris's dead body ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on November 5, 2009
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes Tommy Boy Quotes |
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| Patrick Breen (Hotel Desk Manager): |
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... perhaps I shall send Dom Pérignon to your room? |
| Chris Farley (Haru): |
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... I prefer to be alone tonight, perhaps later I will meet your friend Dom ... |
| From Beverly Hills Ninja |
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Friendship Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Mike Donnelly): |
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... we got to watch it ... |
| David Spade (Steve Dodds): |
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... what are we going to do, hook a hanger up to the metal plate in your head? |
| From Black Sheep |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Rock (Joey): |
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... what are you like a a 3rd degree black belt? |
| Chris Farley (Haru): |
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... the blackness of my belt is like the inside of a coffin on a moonless night ... |
| Chris Rock: |
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... that is pretty black, man ... |
| From Beverly Hills Ninja |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Haru): |
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... as a pimp I shall blend into Beverly Hills like MSG into miso soup ... |
| From Beverly Hills Ninja |
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| David Spade (Steve Dodds): |
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... are you or are you not the Black Angel of Death? |
| Chris Farley (Mike Donnelly): |
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... without question ... |
| David Spade: |
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... don't agree with me, just pisses me off more ... |
| From Black Sheep |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| David Spade (Richard): |
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... Sir, I need your John Hancock here ... |
| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... John handcock, it is Herbie Hancock ... |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Mike Donnelly): |
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... I feel like a horse's patute ... |
| From Black Sheep |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... where are we going to take the deer? |
| David Spade (Richard): |
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... I don't know, the vet? |
| Chris Farley: |
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... you take dead animals to the vet? |
| David Spade: |
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... why not, we take you to the vet ... |
| Chris Farley: |
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... yeah, I'll take you to the ... |
| David Spade: |
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... got that? |
| Chris Farley: |
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... shut up ... |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Doctor Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards): |
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... have you ever been in love Mr Hunt? |
| Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt): |
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... oooh, I've had my hand under a peticoat or two, haaaaa ... |
| Matthew Perry: |
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... good Lord, must you or the others reduce everything to its crudest terms? |
| Chris Farley: |
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... oh, I thought I cleaned it up rather nicely for ya ... |
| From Almost Heroes |
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| Also See: Love Quotes Movie Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| David Spade (Steve Dodds): |
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... you ok? |
| Chris Farley (Mike Donnelly): |
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... I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants ... |
| David Spade: |
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... we didn't have any chocolate puding in there buddy ... |
| From Black Sheep |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Rob Lowe (Paul Barish): |
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... did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid? |
| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... he he he, why? |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley: |
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... well, la di fricken da ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live) |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes |
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| David Spade (Steve Dodds): |
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... this is great, I've never won 3 games in a row, I I hardly ever play checkers ... |
| Chris Farley (Mike Donnelly): |
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... yeah yeah, well, ah, you know its a kinda easy to win when you, ah, NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW, EVER, GOD ... come on ... |
| From Black Sheep |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Mike Donnelly): |
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... son, I'd like you step away from this vector and get into a different quadrant pronto, there's no access for ya, in this quadrant ... |
| From Black Sheep |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Chicago Sports Fan): |
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... oh, you know that Saturday Night Live show, ah it got way worse ... oh yeah, its just sad, they got that fat guy screaming all the time, come on, pull the plug on that freakin thing ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live) |
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| Chris Farley (Mike Donnelly): |
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... young fella, I'm gonna twist off your head and spike it onto the floor so for a nightmare you can't even imagine, I will gasp at you inside the 6 sided winds of fire, unless you move from this area, far and fast, NOW! |
| From Black Sheep |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Jeffrey Ross: |
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... you [Artie Lange] are like the Chris Farley of satellite radio ... |
| From Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner |
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| Also See: Artie Lange Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... fat guy in a little coat ... |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... hey, this suit make me look fat? |
| David Spade (Richard): |
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... no no no, your face does ... |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Artie Lange: |
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... I am fine now, I have never felt better in my life ... |
| Howard Stern: |
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... Chris Farley told me that ... Chris Farley told me that right before he died ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on January 8, 1998
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| Also See: Death Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Robin Quivers: |
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... you think he [Chris Farley] was crying on the inside? |
| Norm MacDonald: |
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... I don't know, how do you cry on the inside? |
| From Howard Stern Show on January 8, 1998
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Bus Driver): |
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... that Veronica Vaughn is one piece of Ase ... I know from experience, if you know what I mean ... |
| Adam Sandler (Billy): |
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... no you don't ... |
| Chris Farley: |
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... well, not me personally, but a guy I know, him and her got it on, wooo weeee ... |
| Adam Sandler: |
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... no they didn't ... |
| Chris Farley: |
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... no no no, they didn't ... but you can imagine what it'd be like if they did ... |
| From Billy Madison |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... I was checking the a ... specs on the end line, for the rotary, girder, I'm retarded, I ... |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| David Spade (Richard): |
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... I think your brain has a thick candy shell ... |
| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... your, your brain has the shell on it ... |
| David Spade: |
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... are you talking? |
| Chris Farley: |
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... shut up Richard ... |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... Richard, check out my new office ... |
| David Spade (Richard): |
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... you have a window, and why shouldn't you, you have been here 10 minutes ... |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| David Spade (Richard): |
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... its called reading, top to bottom, left to right, group words together as a sentence, take tylenol for any headaches, midol for any cramps ... |
| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... shut up ... |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| David Spade (Richard): |
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... maybe, I guess you should have called ... |
| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... I did call, earlier, when, using the phone ... |
| David Spade: |
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... earlier, when was that? |
| Chris Farley: |
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... or later, when, then, I left a message ... |
| David Spade: |
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... a message, what number did you call? |
| Chris Farley: |
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... 2, 4, 9er, 5, 6, 7, 8 ... |
| David Spade: |
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... I can't hear you, you are trailing off and did I catch a 9er in there, were you calling from a walkie talkie? |
| Chris Farley: |
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... no, it was a cordless ... |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... son of a ... that's going to leave a mark ... |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... I'll tell you what, you can take a good look at a butcher's a** by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it? |
| Auto Store Manager: |
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... what, I am having trouble making the connection here ... |
| Chris Farley: |
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... no, I mean you can take a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's a**, but then ... no, it's got to be your bull ... |
| David Spade (Richard): |
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... wow ... |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Jimmy): |
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... in the land of the skunks, he who has half a nose is king ... |
| From Dirty Work |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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Holy Shnykees! |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley: |
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... what was that? |
| David Spade: |
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... a chunk in the road ... |
| Chris Farley: |
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... I just chunked in my pants ... |
| From Black Sheep |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Matt Foley): |
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... or you'll end up living in a van, down by the river ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live) |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... did you hear I finally graduated? |
| David Spade (Richard): |
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... yeah, just a shade under a decade too, all right ... |
| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... you know a lot of people go to college for 7 years ... |
| David Spade (Richard): |
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... I know, they're called doctors ... |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Doctor Quotes Graduation Quotes Movie Quotes School Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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What d'you do?!?! |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |
