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Thanksgiving quotes are quotes from the day when people are normally thankful and sometimes the source to some funny quotes. Thanksgiving is a special time when you spend time with your family and friends and eat lots of turkey.

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Jimmy Kimmel: ... will you be blowing out the ah, the candles on the turkey tomorrow, how will it work?
Peter Facinelli: ... ah, I'll tell you how it works, ah every 6 or 7 years my birthday falls on thanksgiving, which was really great when I was growing up because ah, the whole family is over so that they were all forced to give me gifts ...
From Jimmy Kimmel Live on November 25, 2009
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David Letterman: ... Thanksgiving is the day when ... my mom, after six Bloody Marys, looks at the turkey and goes: "Here kitty, kitty" ...
From Uncle John's Quintessential Collection of Notable Quotations: For Every Occasion
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Roseanne: ... nobody should be alone on Thanksgiving, except maybe Mom ...
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John Caponera: ... who knew the pilgrims liked football so much ...
From Comedy Time
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Ellen DeGeneres: ... I've never spent Vegas in, in for Thanksgiving, but I hear it's beautiful because all the hookers put their pumpkins out ...
From Ellen: The Ellen DeGeneres Show on November 21, 2008
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Jon Stewart: ... I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way ... I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land ...
From Unknown
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Roseanne: ... I'll get you more beer Dan, after all it is Thanksgiving, the day where I do everything and the rest of you sit around like Plymouth Rock ...
From Roseanne
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Jim Gaffigan: ... Thanksgiving, it's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition, the tradition is we over eat ...
From Jim Gaffigan: Beyond the Pale

Sarah Chalke (Becky): ... for once we can have a Thanksgiving where you don't have to yell and scream at everybody ...
Roseanne (Roseanne): ... well, gee, you might as well take the carols right out of Christmas ...
From Roseanne
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Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe Buffay): ... ooh, you got the bigger half [of the wishbone], what did you wish for?
Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): ... the bigger half ...
From Friends
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Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): ... where's that turkey?
Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe Buffay): ... hey, those are my maturnity pants ...
Matt LeBlanc: ... nah nah, these are my Thanksgiving pants ...
From Friends
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Jack Handey: ... I think the best Thanksgiving we ever had was one where we didn't even have a turkey ... Mom and Dad sat us kids down and explained that business hadn't been good at Dad's store, so we couldn't afford a turkey ... we had vegetables and bread and pie, and it was just fine ... later on I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom to thank them and I caught them eating a little turkey ... I guess that really wasn't the best Thanksgiving ...
From SNL (Saturday Night Live)
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