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... our country is making nuclear warheads like there is no ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman |
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... the Soviet Union is the very weird combination of evil and incompetence, kind of like the Post Office with tanks ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman |
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... I used to pray every night for a new bicycle ... then I realized the Lord doesn't work that way, so I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman |
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I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them. |
| From The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said |
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| Also See: Book Quotes |
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... I was the kid next door's imaginary friend ... |
| From The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Friendship Quotes |
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... my parents were very protective of me ... whenever I went to cross the street, they would get very excited and start making bets ... |
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