| David Spade (Richard): |
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... uh, I can hear you getting fatter ... |
| From Tommy Boy
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| David Spade (Richard): |
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... hi, I'm Earth, have we met? |
| From Tommy Boy
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| David Spade (Richard): |
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... Sir, I need your John Hancock here ... |
| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... John handcock, it is Herbie Hancock ... |
| From Tommy Boy
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... where are we going to take the deer? |
| David Spade (Richard): |
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... I don't know, the vet? |
| Chris Farley: |
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... you take dead animals to the vet? |
| David Spade: |
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... why not, we take you to the vet ... |
| Chris Farley: |
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... yeah, I'll take you to the ... |
| David Spade: |
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... got that? |
| Chris Farley: |
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... shut up ... |
| From Tommy Boy
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| Also See: Death Quotes Doctor Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Rob Lowe (Paul Barish): |
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... did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid? |
| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... he he he, why? |
| From Tommy Boy
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| Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| David Spade (Richard): |
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ok folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy, he'll be taking you through my little shpeel here, Tommy is a Scorpio and he likes hiking and he has never been laid ... exits ... ok there is one back here and there is probably one over by the wing, somewhere, usually ... and what about seat belts, to fasten, take the little end and stick it in the big end and ... hey you know what, if you guys don't know how to use a seat belt, just ring your call button and Tommy
will come back there and hit you on the head with a tack hammer 'cause you're a retard ...
ok, and life preservers, these we may need ... although what are the odds of us actually hitting a lake,
my money says if anything its gonna be a mountain ... |
| From Tommy Boy
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... fat guy in a little coat ... |
| From Tommy Boy
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... hey, this suit make me look fat? |
| David Spade (Richard): |
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... no no no, your face does ... |
| From Tommy Boy
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| David Spade (Richard): |
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... now I know you'd love to just sit there and keep being not slim, but we got to work a little today, ok? |
| From Tommy Boy
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... I was checking the a ... specs on the end line, for the rotary, girder, I'm retarded, I ... |
| From Tommy Boy
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| David Spade (Richard): |
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... I think your brain has a thick candy shell ... |
| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... your, your brain has the shell on it ... |
| David Spade: |
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... are you talking? |
| Chris Farley: |
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... shut up Richard ... |
| From Tommy Boy
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| Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... Richard, check out my new office ... |
| David Spade (Richard): |
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... you have a window, and why shouldn't you, you have been here 10 minutes ... |
| From Tommy Boy
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| David Spade (Richard): |
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... its called reading, top to bottom, left to right, group words together as a sentence, take tylenol for any headaches, midol for any cramps ... |
| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... shut up ... |
| From Tommy Boy
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| David Spade (Richard): |
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... maybe, I guess you should have called ... |
| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... I did call, earlier, when, using the phone ... |
| David Spade: |
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... earlier, when was that? |
| Chris Farley: |
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... or later, when, then, I left a message ... |
| David Spade: |
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... a message, what number did you call? |
| Chris Farley: |
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... 2, 4, 9er, 5, 6, 7, 8 ... |
| David Spade: |
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... I can't hear you, you are trailing off and did I catch a 9er in there, were you calling from a walkie talkie? |
| Chris Farley: |
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... no, it was a cordless ... |
| From Tommy Boy
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... son of a ... that's going to leave a mark ... |
| From Tommy Boy
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... I'll tell you what, you can take a good look at a butcher's a** by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it? |
| Auto Store Manager: |
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... what, I am having trouble making the connection here ... |
| Chris Farley: |
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... no, I mean you can take a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's a**, but then ... no, it's got to be your bull ... |
| David Spade (Richard): |
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... wow ... |
| From Tommy Boy
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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Holy Shnykees! |
| From Tommy Boy
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... did you hear I finally graduated? |
| David Spade (Richard): |
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... yeah, just a shade under a decade too, all right ... |
| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... you know a lot of people go to college for 7 years ... |
| David Spade (Richard): |
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... I know, they're called doctors ... |
| From Tommy Boy
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| Also See: Doctor Quotes Graduation Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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What d'you do?!?! |
| From Tommy Boy
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |
