| Aidan Gillen (Petyr Baelish): |
|
... what you don't know is what usually gets you killed ... |
| From Game of Thrones
|
|
| Robert Kelly: |
|
... the internet killed CDs and pimps ... |
| From The Opie and Anthony Show
on August 4, 2010
|
| |
| Also See: Music Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Johnny Depp (John Dillinger): |
|
... you can be a dead hero or an alive cowboy ... |
| From Public Enemies
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Jeremy Renner (Sergeant First Class William James): |
|
... if I'm gonna die, I want to die comfortable ... |
| From The Hurt Locker
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Arnold Schwarzenegger (Dutch): |
|
... if it bleeds, we can kill it ... |
| From Predator
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Brad Pitt (Billy Beane): |
|
... would you rather get a bullet to the head or five to the chest and bleed to death? |
| Jonah Hill (Peter Brand): |
|
... are those my only two options? |
| From Moneyball
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Aaron Eckhart (Harvey Dent): |
|
... you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain ... |
| From The Dark Knight
|
| |
| Also See: Batman Quotes Life Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| Denzel Washington (Frank): |
|
... don't get sentimental on me, makes me think I'm gonna die ... |
| From Unstoppable
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Neil Patrick Harris (Barney Stinson): |
|
... you don't bring a date to a wedding, that's like bringing a deer carcass to a hunting trip ... |
| From How I Met Your Mother
|
| |
| Also See: Relationship Quotes Sports Quotes Wedding Quotes |
|
| Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow): |
|
... this girl, how far are you willing to go to save her? |
| Orlando Bloom (Will Turner): |
|
... I'd die for her ... |
| Johnny Depp: |
|
... oh good, no worries then ... |
| From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Leslie Bibb (Christine Everhart): |
|
... you've been called the Davinci of our time, what do you say to that? |
| Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark): |
|
... absolutely rediculous, I don't paint .... |
| Leslie Bibb: |
|
... and what do you say to your other nickname, merchant of death ... |
| Robert Downey Jr.: |
|
... that's not bad ... |
| From Iron Man
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Brad Pitt (Rusty Ryan): |
|
... he died ... |
| George Clooney (Danny Ocean): |
|
... on the job? |
| Brad Pitt: |
|
... skin cancer ... |
| George Clooney: |
|
... did you send flowers? |
| Brad Pitt: |
|
... I dated his wife for a while ... |
| From Ocean's Eleven
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes Relationship Quotes |
|
| John Lithgow (Lord Farquaad): |
|
... some of you may die, but it is a sacrifice I am willing to make ... |
| From Shrek
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Lena Headey (Cersei Lannister): |
|
... when you play the game of thrones, you win or die, there's no middle ground ... |
| From Game of Thrones
|
|
| Kunal Nayyar (Raj Koothrappali): |
|
... when Gandhi advocated his philosophy of non violence, I bet he didn't know how much fun was killing stuff ... |
| From The Big Bang Theory
on March 8, 2012
|
|
| Jack LaLanne: |
|
... can't afford to die, wreck my image ... |
| From an interview
|
|
| Brad Pitt (Lt. Aldo Raine): |
|
... we in the killing Nazi business, and business is a boomin ... |
| From Inglorious Bastards
|
| |
| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| Mark Wahlberg: |
|
... my whole thing is deny until you die ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
|
| |
| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Christian Bale (Batman): |
|
... I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you ... |
| From Batman Begins
|
| |
| Also See: Batman Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| Jim Norton: |
|
... [Mel Gibson] he looks like Bobby Fischer before he died, just a crazy Jew hater ... |
| From The Opie and Anthony Show
on July 15, 2010
|
| |
| Also See: Crazy Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Gerard Butler (King Leonidas): |
|
... the idea of kneeling, you see, slaughtering all those men of yours is a, has left a nasty cramp in my leg, so, kneeling will be hard for me ... |
| From 300
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Jon Stewart: |
|
... it's great to be someone's valentine until they realize you're dying from the inside ... |
| From The Daily Show
on February 11, 2002
|
| |
| Also See: Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes Valentine's Day Quotes |
|
| Andrew Pleavin (Daxos): |
|
... they cannot be killed or defeated ... not this darkness, not these Immortals ... |
| Gerard Butler (King Leonidas): |
|
... Immortals, we'll put their name to the test ... |
| From 300
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Billy Crystal (Mitch Robbins): |
|
... hey Curly, kill anyone today? |
| Jack Palance (Curly Washburn): |
|
... day ain't over yet ... |
| From City Slickers
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Howard Stern: |
|
... they're thinking of putting him [Patrick Swayze] in Ghost 2, but this time he'll really be dead ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on January 7, 2008
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes Scary Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Amanda Seyfried (Needy): |
|
... you're killing people ... |
| Megan Fox (Jennifer): |
|
... nooo, I am killing boys ... |
| From Jennifer's Body
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
|
... well you're Jewish ... |
| Eli Roth: |
|
... yes ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
|
... it must have been a thrill, what did your parents think about [being in Inglorious Bastards]? |
| Eli Roth: |
|
... uh, well my parents, my parents were very proud, they always see their boy grow up to kill Nazis, is something they always dreamed of ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
|
| |
| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Mother Quotes Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Andrea Frankle (Maddie McConnell): |
|
... you going to kill my baby? |
| Hilary Swank (Katherine): |
|
... no ... |
| Andrea Frankle: |
|
... why not? |
| From The Reaping
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes Scary Quotes |
|
| Al Pacino (Michael Corleone): |
|
... come on, you think I'd make my sister a widow? |
| From The Godfather
|
| |
| Also See: Family Quotes Movie Quotes Sister Quotes |
|
| Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan): |
|
... death is peacful, easy ... life is harder ... |
| From Twilight
|
| |
| Also See: Life Quotes Movie Quotes Twilight Saga Quotes |
|
| Anthony Cumia: |
|
... [Hayden Panettiere] she's very cute, I'd like to choke her ... |
| From The Opie and Anthony Show
on May 8, 2009
|
| |
| Also See: Cute Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Kurt Cobain: |
|
... where the bad folks go when they die, they don't go to heaven where the angels cry .... go to a lake of fire and fry, see them again till the 4th of July ... |
| From Lake of Fire (Nirvana's MTV Unplugged in New York Album)
|
| |
| Also See: Holiday Quotes Music Quotes |
|
| William Shakespeare (Dick): |
|
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. |
| From Henry VI, Part II
|
| |
| Also See: Book Quotes |
|
| Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan): |
|
... dying in the place of someone I love, seems like a good way to go ... |
| From Twilight
|
| |
| Also See: Love Quotes Movie Quotes Twilight Saga Quotes |
|
| Chris Pine: |
|
... [my dad Robert Pine] he slapped Mr Shatner on the shoulder and said, "Hello son," which I think Shatner just gave him a look ... the death stare or something ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
|
... yeah yeah ... |
| Chris Pine: |
|
... yeah, I don't think that worked out all that well, no ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
|
... he was lucky he didn't get hit with a Phasor ... |
| Chris Pine: |
|
... yeah, right ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
|
... well, so Dad didn't exactly help things is what you're saying ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
|
| |
| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Lee Arenberg (Pintel): |
|
... you're supposed to be dead ... |
| Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow): |
|
... am I not? |
| From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): |
|
... I had the biggest darn emergency that exists today, and it was fun for about a minute, because the woman almost died, but then we saved her ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy
on October 16, 2008
|
|
| Chuck Liddell (The Iceman): |
|
... only thing each of you has to decide is how you want to die ... |
| Kal Penn (Z-Bob): |
|
... uh, I'll take overdosing on Viagra with teenage nymphos when I'm 90 please ... |
| Chuck Liddell: |
|
... not one of your options ... |
| From Bachelor Party Vegas
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes Sex Quotes |
|
| Vince Vaughn (Beanie): |
|
... Blue was old, that is what old people do, they die ... |
| From Old School
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan): |
|
... I'd rather die than stay away from you ... |
| From Twilight
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes Twilight Saga Quotes |
|
| Nancy Cartwright (Ralph Wiggum): |
|
... ha ha ha, dying tickles ... |
| From The Simpsons
|
|
| Dennis Quaid (Doc Holiday): |
|
... my Mama always said don't put off til tomorrow who you can kill today ... |
| From Wyatt Earp
|
| |
| Also See: Family Quotes Mother Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| Ed O'Neill (Al Bundy): |
|
... I hate my life ... can't eat, can't sleep, can't burry the wife in the backyard ... |
| From Married with Children
|
| |
| Also See: Family Quotes Life Quotes |
|
| Tina Fey (Liz Lemon): |
|
... Floyd's moving on, I'm moving on too, I'm just doing it in my own order, I'm gonna get the wedding dress, and then I'm gonna have a baby, and then I'm gonna die, and then I'm gonna meet a super cute guy in heaven ... |
| From 30 Rock
|
| |
| Also See: Family Quotes Relationship Quotes Wedding Quotes |
|
| Heath Ledger (The Joker): |
|
... I believe, whatever doesn't kill you, makes you, stranger ... |
| From The Dark Knight
|
| |
| Also See: Batman Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| Paul Rudd (Brian Fantana): |
|
... Ron, I know it sounds harsh, but God does not want her to live ... |
| From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
|
| |
| Also See: Life Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| Ken Jenkins (Dr. Bob Kelso): |
|
... hey Ace, your TTP patient coded, I pronounced him ... |
| Zach Braff (J.D.): |
|
... he died? |
| Ken Jenkins: |
|
... I certainly hope so otherwise that autopsy gonna be a bitch ... |
| From Scrubs
|
|
| Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): |
|
... the dying patient better not be dead when I get there, because not only will you have killed someone, you will have woken me for no good reason ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy
on September 27, 2008
|
|
| Dane Cook: |
|
... its a plastic bag you idiot, why don't you just suffocate me with a wicker basket while you're at it ... |
| From The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn
|
| |
| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Jon Stewart: |
|
... I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way ... I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land ... |
| From Unknown
|
| |
| Also See: Food Quotes Holiday Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes |
|
| Brooke Smith (Dr. Erica Hahn): |
|
... you lie to me again about your experience and the next heart you see will be your own as I cut it out of your chest with a steak knife ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy
on October 16, 2008
|
| |
| Also See: Scary Quotes |
|
| Helena Bonham Carter (Corpse Bride): |
|
... we need to go up, upstairs to the land of the living ... |
| Michael Gough (Elder Gutknecht): |
|
... land of the living, hmmm ... oh my dear ... |
| Helena Bonham Carter: |
|
... please Elder Gutknecht ... |
| Michael Gough: |
|
... now why go up there when people are dying to get down here? |
| From Corpse Bride
|
| |
| Also See: Life Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| Danny Glover (Sergeant Roger Murtaugh): |
|
... have you met anyone you haven't killed yet? |
| Mel Gibson (Sergeant Martin Riggs): |
|
... I haven't killed you yet ... |
| Danny Glover: |
|
... well, don't do me no favors ... |
| From Lethal Weapon
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
|
... so, we're standing out here in the hopes that someone is severely injured, wishing and praying that someone is so hurt and so near death that the ambulance has to bring them here because we're closer than Mercy West? |
| Chandra Wilson (Dr. Miranda Bailey): |
|
... yup ... |
| Katherine Heigl (Dr. Izzie Stevens): |
|
... wow ... you and God are cool with that? |
| From Grey's Anatomy
on September 25, 2008
|
|
| Thomas Dekker (John Connor): |
|
... we read, we learned, I didn't get killed, and she didn't kill anyone, pretty good first day [of school] I think ... |
| From Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
|
| |
| Also See: School Quotes |
|
| David Spade (Steve Dodds): |
|
... are you or are you not the Black Angel of Death? |
| Chris Farley (Mike Donnelly): |
|
... without question ... |
| David Spade: |
|
... don't agree with me, just pisses me off more ... |
| From Black Sheep
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Hilarie Burton (Peyton Sawyer): |
|
... dreams are emails for ghosts ... |
| From One Tree Hill
|
| |
| Also See: Monster Quotes Scary Quotes |
|
| Sara Ramirez (Dr. Callie Torres): |
|
... anyone ever think you two a, couple? |
| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
|
... no, because we screw boys like whores on tequila ... |
| Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): |
|
... then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves ... |
| Sara Ramirez: |
|
... huh ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy
on May 1, 2008
|
| |
| Also See: Drug Quotes Relationship Quotes Sex Quotes |
|
| John Candy (Barf): |
|
... it's not that we are afraid, we just have this thing about death, it's not us ... |
| From Spaceballs
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes Scary Quotes |
|
| Bruce Willis (Joe Hallenbeck): |
|
... it's dangerous ... |
| Damon Wayans (Jimmy Dix): |
|
... danger's my middle name ... |
| Bruce Willis: |
|
... mine's Cornelius, you tell anyone, I'll kill you ... |
| From The Last Boy Scout
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Sean Connery (Professor Henry Jones): |
|
... I think they're [the Nazis] trying to kill us ... |
| Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones): |
|
... I know, Dad! |
| Sean Connery: |
|
... its a new experience for me ... |
| Harrison Ford: |
|
... happens to me all the time ... |
| From Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
|
| |
| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| Denis Leary (Gus): |
|
... what the hell is wrong with you, I thought moms were supposed to be nice and sweet and patient ... I know more loan sharks that are more forgiving than you ... your husband ain't dead lady, he is hiding ... |
| From The Ref
|
| |
| Also See: Family Quotes Mother Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| Edward Furlong (John Connor): |
|
... you were going to kill that guy ... |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger (Terminator): |
|
... ofcourse, I'm a terminator ... |
| From Terminator 2: Judgment Day
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| John Rhys-Davies (Gimli): |
|
... certainty of death, small chance of success, what are we waiting for ... |
| From The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Al Pacino (Don Michael Corleone): |
|
... if anything in this life is certain ... if history has taught us anything ... is that you can kill anyone ... |
| From The Godfather: Part II
|
| |
| Also See: History Quotes Life Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| James Lafferty (Nathan Scott): |
|
... what else did you tell him? |
| Antwon Tanner (Skills): |
|
... not much, just the truth ... |
| James Lafferty: |
|
... like? |
| Antwon Tanner: |
|
... like, the Man killed Tupac and Biggie, never date girl's named Bevin, and Santa Claus is black ... |
| James Lafferty: |
|
... wow, say anything about the Easter Bunny? |
| Antwon Tanner: |
|
... a bunny that lay eggs, man, you know how many questions he would ask about that? |
| From One Tree Hill
|
| |
| Also See: Christmas Quotes Easter Quotes Holiday Quotes Relationship Quotes Santa Claus Quotes |
|
| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
|
... where are we going to take the deer? |
| David Spade (Richard): |
|
... I don't know, the vet? |
| Chris Farley: |
|
... you take dead animals to the vet? |
| David Spade: |
|
... why not, we take you to the vet ... |
| Chris Farley: |
|
... yeah, I'll take you to the ... |
| David Spade: |
|
... got that? |
| Chris Farley: |
|
... shut up ... |
| From Tommy Boy
|
| |
| Also See: Doctor Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| Chris Rock: |
|
... only the good rappers are dead, only the good ones ... Biggie dead, Tupac dead, Vanilla Ice still alive ... |
| From Unknown
|
| |
| Also See: Music Quotes |
|
| Chris Rock: |
|
... if you haven't contemplated murder, you haven't been in love ... |
| From Never Scared
|
| |
| Also See: Love Quotes |
|
| Artie Lange (Gimbel's Santa): |
|
... and ah what can I get you for Christmas ... |
| Will Ferrell (Buddy): |
|
... Paul, don't tell him what you want, he's a liar ... |
| Artie Lange: |
|
... let the kid talk ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
|
... you disgust me, how can you live with yourself? |
| Artie Lange: |
|
... just cool it zippy ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
|
... you sit on a throne of lies ... |
| Artie Lange: |
|
... look, I'm not kidding ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
|
... you're a fake ... |
| Artie Lange: |
|
... I'm a fake? |
| Will Ferrell: |
|
... yes ... |
| Artie Lange: |
|
... how'd you like to be dead? |
| From Elf
|
| |
| Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes Movie Quotes Santa Claus Quotes |
|
| Bruce Hunter (NSA Agent): |
|
... the way I see it, the question isn't, why should you work for the NSA, the question is why shouldn't you ... |
| Matt Damon (Will Hunting): |
|
... why shouldn't I work for the NSA, that's a tough one, I'll give it a shot, say I'm working at the NSA and somebody puts a code on my desk that no one else can break, maybe I take a shot at it, maybe I break it, and I'm real happy with myself because I did my job well, but maybe that code was the location to some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East and once they have that location they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding, 1500 people that I never met, never had no problem get killed ... now the politicians are saying, oh send in the marines to secure the area because they don't give a **** ... won't be their kid over there getting shot, just like it wasn't them when their number got called 'cause they were off doing their tour in the National Guard, maybe some kid from Southy over there taking shrapnel in the ass, he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country where he just got back from and the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job 'cause he'll work for 15 cents
a day and no bathroom breaks, meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price, and ofcourse the oil companies use the little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices, a cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two fifty a gallon, they're taking their sweet time bringing the oil back, maybe they took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes drinking martinis and playing slalom with the icebergs, it ain't too long before he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic ... so now my buddies out of work, he can't afford to drive, so he's walking to the ****ing job interviews, which sucks because the shrapnel in his ass is giving him chronic hemroids and meanwhile he's starvin because every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're serving is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State ... so what did I think ... I'm holding out for something better ... I figure **** it, while I'm at it, why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to a sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the national guard, I could be elected president ... |
| Robin Williams (Sean Maguire): |
|
... you feel like you are alone Will? |
| From Good Will Hunting
|
| |
| Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Food Quotes Friendship Quotes Happy Quotes Movie Quotes Political Quotes |
|
| Justin Chambers: |
|
... it's [Grey's Anatomy's] huge, it's diverse, we've got, you know, great drama because it is about, life and death and ... sex ... |
| Rachael Ray: |
|
... lotta sex ... |
| From Rachael Ray Show
|
| |
| Also See: Grey's Anatomy Quotes Life Quotes Sex Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| John C. McGinley (Dr. Perry Cox): |
|
... but I am afraid you have me confused with someone who gives a crap, and its ok, you don't need to be embarrased, it happens all the time, my father actually made the same mistake on his death bed ... |
| From Scrubs
|
| |
| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Scary Quotes |
|
| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
|
... cubby or car? |
| Patrick Dempsey (Dr. Derek Shepherd): |
|
... we are asking if I think you should put your Mom's ashes in your cubby or your car ... ah you don't think thats very very strange? |
| From Grey's Anatomy
on October 25, 2007
|
|
| Catman Cohen: |
|
Some things just don't make sense anymore: if society pays a young songwriter royalties on a single creation until the day he dies, then why not pay a fireman equivalent royalties in perpetuity for his own "act of art," namely the extinguishment of a single, major fire in which many lives are saved? |
| From CatmanCohen.com
|
| |
| Also See: Life Quotes Music Quotes |
|
| Zach Braff (J.D.): |
|
... have you guys been fake laughing at my jokes, be honest, I promise abosolutely no ramifications ... |
| Travis Schuldt (Keith): |
|
... well, we've been kinda fake laughing ... |
| Zach Braff: |
|
... Keith, I hope you die a violent death and bugs eat your corpse ... |
| From Scrubs
|
|
| Justin Long (Matthew Farrell): |
|
... you just killed a helicopter with a car ... |
| Bruce Willis (Det. John McClane): |
|
... I was out of bullets ... |
| From Live Free or Die Hard
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
|
... now, the new show, Women's Murder Club, this is um, like Oprah's book club, only with guns? |
| Angie Harmon: |
|
... yes ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
|
... yes ... |
| Angie Harmon: |
|
... and, and dead bodies, and, and shoes ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
|
| |
| Also See: Oprah Winfrey Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Evan Esar: |
|
Shakespeare murdered Hamlet, and a great many Hamlets have murdered Shakespeare. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
|
| |
| Also See: Book Quotes Hamlet Quotes William Shakespeare Quotes |
|
| Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): |
|
... what are we looking at? |
| Katherine Heigl (Dr. Izzie Stevens): |
|
... Meredith put her Mom in a baggie and brought her to work ... |
| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
|
... I had to get her out of my closet, she was haunting me ... |
| Justin Chambers (Dr. Alex Karev): |
|
... and now she is haunting us all ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy
on October 25, 2007
|
|
| Will Ferrell (Chazz Reinhold): |
|
... funerals are insane, the chicks are so horny, its not even fair, its like fishing with dynamite ... |
| From Wedding Crashers
|
| |
| Also See: Fishing Quotes Movie Quotes Sports Quotes |
|
| Jesse L. Martin (Detective Ed Green): |
|
... the EMT says he will make it ... |
| Jerry Orbach (Detective Lennie Briscoe): |
|
... yeah, only the good die young ... |
| From Law & Order
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| Mike Myers (Shrek): |
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... oh, I know what, maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a plate, got a knife and cut open their spleens and drink their fluids ... does that sound good to you? |
| Eddie Murphy (Donkey): |
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... uh, no not really, no ... |
| From Shrek
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| Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes Scary Quotes |
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| Dan Fogler (Randy Daytona): |
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... you killed him ... |
| Christopher Walken (Feng): |
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... well duh, what part of sudden death didn't you understand? |
| From Balls of Fury
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat): |
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... my wife is dead ... |
| David Letterman: |
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... sorry to hear that ... |
| Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat): |
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... high five ... she was boring ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman
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| Also See: Family Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Dan Hedaya (Kamehl Butabi): |
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... besides, all men are nervous the night before their wedding ... |
| Will Ferrell (Steve Butabi): |
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... oh, you mean, all guys are nervous and anxious ... and kinda hopes she eats a can of bochelism ... or, or maybe she can hang out with a deer and a hunter accidentally shoots her ... or or you know when she's sleeping she makes that nose whistling sound and you shake her to make her be quiet but what you'd really like to do is take her stupid little red tooth brush and ram it up her nostril into her skull ... |
| Dan Hedaya: |
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... these are perfectly normal feelings ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... ok ... |
| From A Night at the Roxbury
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| Also See: Hunting Quotes Inspirational Quotes Movie Quotes Sports Quotes Wedding Quotes |
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| Artie Lange: |
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... I am fine now, I have never felt better in my life ... |
| Howard Stern: |
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... Chris Farley told me that ... Chris Farley told me that right before he died ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on January 8, 1998
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| Also See: Chris Farley Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Chris Rock: |
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... we got too much food in America, too, much, food ... what do you mean red meat will kill you? ... people are starving all over the world, what do you mean red meat will kill you? ... no no no, don't eat no red meat? ... no, don't eat no green meat ... |
| From Unknown
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| Also See: Food Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn (Jeremy Grey): |
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... Mr Environmental is also a hunter, its kinda an interesting combination ... |
| Bradley Cooper (Zachary Lodge): |
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... I hunt quail Jeremy, they are over populated in this region and they are decimating the grubworm population, you have a ****ing problem with that? |
| Vince Vaughn: |
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... not nearly as much as the atire you have on or your general point of view towards everyone, but lets go kill some birds, I am psyched ... |
| From Wedding Crashers
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| Also See: Hunting Quotes Movie Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... when the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Mila Kunis (Meg Griffin): |
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... I can not believe this is happening to me, I can never go back to school again ... |
| Stewie Griffin: |
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oh yes Meg, yes yes, yes everything was going swimmingly for you until this ... yes yes this is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses ... no no no, its this ... do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight ...
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| From Family Guy
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| Also See: School Quotes |
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| Shuli: |
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... people say Artie [Lange] models his career after John Belushi .... but that isn't true, Belushi had one good movie .... and he knew when to die ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on June 9, 2006
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| Also See: Artie Lange Quotes Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... If somebody calls and messes with you on the phone like that you don't become terrified, you mess back ... If somebody calls and was like "have you checked the children?" I'd be like "I killed them!" |
| From Unknown
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| Rosanna Arquette (Constance Ferguson): |
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... don't worry, I only killed 3 people and none of them were doctors ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy
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| Also See: Doctor Quotes |
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| Woody Allen: |
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I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. |
| From Unknown
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| Also See: Scary Quotes |
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| Chandra Wilson (Dr. Miranda Bailey): |
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... should we call the police? |
| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
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... no I think she is more a gentle stalker than a kill you with a knife stalker ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy
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| Adam Sandler (Sonny): |
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... he has a 5 year plan ... what is it, don't die? |
| From Big Daddy
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: |
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... this could mean the end of the banana daiquiri as we know it ... also life ... |
| From Furturama
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| Also See: Life Quotes |
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| Russ Meneve: |
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... I have bad luck with women ... my last 4 pregnant girlfriends all died in sailboat accidents ... |
| From The Comedy Cellar
on February 4, 2006
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| Also See: Pregnant Quotes Relationship Quotes |
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| Emma Watson (Hermione Granger): |
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... that could get us killed, or even worse, expelled ... |
| Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley): |
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... she needs to work on her priorities ... |
| From Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat .... unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead ... |
| From The Tonight Show
on November 24, 2005
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| Also See: Food Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Johnny Carson: |
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. |
| From Unknown
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| Also See: Life Quotes |
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| EMT Instructor: |
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... every patient dies ... eventually ... |
| From EMT class 2003
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| Danny Murray: |
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... she should think about killing herself ... no no, not really do it, just think about it ... |
| From a conversation with Logan
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