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Danny Murray: ... I had a birthday in '95 ...
From a conversation with Logan
Also See: Birthday Quotes

George Santayana: ... those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it ...
From Unknown
Also See: Famous Quotes

EMT Instructor: ... every patient dies ... eventually ...
From EMT class 2003
Also See: Death Quotes

Adam Sandler (Billy): ... soooo hot, want to touch the heiny, ooooooo ...
From Billy Madison
Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes

Billy Corgan: ... can't wait until tomorrow, I might not have that long ...
From Today (Smashing Pumpkins' song)
Also See: Music Quotes

Joe Mantegna (Fat Tony): ... its funny because its true ...
From The Simpsons
Also See: Famous Quotes

Jake Beecham (Dave): ... Man, it is too hard ...
Darin Heames (Dave): ... yeah, lets just give up ...
From PCU
Also See: Movie Quotes

Danny Murray: ... she should think about killing herself ... no no, not really do it, just think about it ...
From a conversation with Logan
Also See: Death Quotes

Chris Farley (Tommy): What d'you do?!?!
From Tommy Boy
Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes

Homer Simpson: ... even Communism worked in theory, in theory ...
From The Simpsons

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