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Matt Damon and Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting
Good Will Hunting Quotes are from the 1997 funny and great movie, Good Will Hunting, directed by Gus Van Sant and starring Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, and Robin Williams. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck actually wrote the award winning screenplay.

Good Will Hunting is about a genius, Matt Damon, who never went to college but gets forced by the courts to do super advanced math problems for a Harvard professor and seeing a shrink played by Robin Williams.

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Courteney Cox (Jules Cobb): ... Jeff is Good Will Hunting smart ...
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Matt Damon (Will Hunting): ... so, I read your book last night ...
Robin Williams (Sean Maguire): ... oh, so you're the one ...
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Minnie Driver (Skylar): ... where did you get this [the answers to the homework]?
Matt Damon (Will Hunting): ... I had to sleep with someone in your class ...
Matt Damon: ... I hope it was someone with open toed sandals and really bad breath ...
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Bruce Hunter (NSA Agent): ... the way I see it, the question isn't, why should you work for the NSA, the question is why shouldn't you ...
Matt Damon (Will Hunting): ... why shouldn't I work for the NSA, that's a tough one, I'll give it a shot, say I'm working at the NSA and somebody puts a code on my desk that no one else can break, maybe I take a shot at it, maybe I break it, and I'm real happy with myself because I did my job well, but maybe that code was the location to some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East and once they have that location they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding, 1500 people that I never met, never had no problem get killed ... now the politicians are saying, oh send in the marines to secure the area because they don't give a **** ... won't be their kid over there getting shot, just like it wasn't them when their number got called 'cause they were off doing their tour in the National Guard, maybe some kid from Southy over there taking shrapnel in the ass, he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country where he just got back from and the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job 'cause he'll work for 15 cents a day and no bathroom breaks, meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price, and ofcourse the oil companies use the little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices, a cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two fifty a gallon, they're taking their sweet time bringing the oil back, maybe they took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes drinking martinis and playing slalom with the icebergs, it ain't too long before he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic ... so now my buddies out of work, he can't afford to drive, so he's walking to the ****ing job interviews, which sucks because the shrapnel in his ass is giving him chronic hemroids and meanwhile he's starvin because every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're serving is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State ... so what did I think ... I'm holding out for something better ... I figure **** it, while I'm at it, why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to a sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the national guard, I could be elected president ...
Robin Williams (Sean Maguire): ... you feel like you are alone Will?
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Matt Damon (Will Hunting): ... hey, does this [hugging] violate the doctor patient relationship?
Robin Williams (Sean Maguire): ... only if you grab my ass ...
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Matt Damon (Will Hunting): ... yeah, I was hoping to get a good night laid ... but I will settle for a kiss ...
Minnie Driver (Skylar): ... that is very noble of you ...
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Robin Williams (Sean): ... I don't regret the 18 years married to Nancy, I don't regret the 6 years where I had to give up counseling when she got sick or even the years when she was really sick, and I definitely don't regret missing the game ... that is regret for you ...
Matt Damon (Will): ... it would have been nice to catch that game ...
Robin Williams: ... I didn't know Pudge was going to hit a home run ...
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Cole Hauser (Billy): ... you are legally allowed to drink kid, so we figured the best thing for you is a car ...
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Ben Affleck (Chuckie): ... so this is a Harvard bar, huh? ... I thought there would be equations on the wall ...
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Matt Damon (Will Hunting): ... you like apples?
Harvard student: ... yeah ...
Matt Damon: ... well I got her number, how do you like them apples?
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