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Elf Quotes are from the 2003 funny Christmas movie, Elf, directed by Jon Favreau and starring Will Ferrell (Buddy), Jon Favreau, James Caan, Bob Newhart, Zooey Deschanel, and Artie Lange.

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Jon Favreau (Doctor): ... what he needs is to be nurtured ...
James Caan (Walter): ... so um, ah ... you'd like me to breast feed him ...
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Will Ferrell (Buddy): ... we elves try to stick to the four main food groups, candy, candy cane, candy corn, and syrup ...
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Will Ferrell (Buddy): ... you stink, you smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa ...
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Will Ferrell (Buddy): ... Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?
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Artie Lange (Gimbel's Santa): ... and ah what can I get you for Christmas ...
Will Ferrell (Buddy): ... Paul, don't tell him what you want, he's a liar ...
Artie Lange: ... let the kid talk ...
Will Ferrell: ... you disgust me, how can you live with yourself?
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Will Ferrell: ... you sit on a throne of lies ...
Artie Lange: ... look, I'm not kidding ...
Will Ferrell: ... you're a fake ...
Artie Lange: ... I'm a fake?
Will Ferrell: ... yes ...
Artie Lange: ... how'd you like to be dead?
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Edward Asner (Santa): ... the paparazzi have been trying to nail me for years ...
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Will Ferrell (Buddy): ... this place [the mailroom] reminds me of Santa's workshop except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me ...
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