| Rip Torn (Patches O'Houlihan): |
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... if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball ... |
| From Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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| Also See: Dodgeball Quotes Inspirational Quotes Movie Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
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... they're thinking of putting him [Patrick Swayze] in Ghost 2, but this time he'll really be dead ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on January 7, 2008
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Andrea Frankle (Maddie McConnell): |
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... you going to kill my baby? |
| Hilary Swank (Katherine): |
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... no ... |
| Andrea Frankle: |
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... why not? |
| From The Reaping
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Nikki Reed (Shay Bettencourt): |
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... [tell me] something, no one else knows in the world knows except you ... |
| Jonathan Tucker (Jordan Wells): |
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... you scare me ... |
| Nikki Reed: |
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... I already knew that, I said tell me something that no one else knows ... |
| Jonathan Tucker: |
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... you scare me and I like it ... |
| From Cherry Crush
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| Also See: Cute Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Gary Busey (Drake Sabitch): |
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... I can splatter your cortex or explode your heart, which sounds quicker to you? |
| David Spade (Steve Dodds): |
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... huh, that's a toughy ... |
| From Black Sheep
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Ben Stiller (Arturo Mendes): |
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... como estan bitches, Spanish language news is here, tonight's top story, the sewers run red with Burgandy blood ... |
| From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Bethany Joy Galeotti (Haley James Scott): |
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... it was terrifying not knowing where Jamie was, sometimes I just want to lock him up and home school him ... |
| Hilarie Burton (Peyton Sawyer): |
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... that's my plan ... I mean in like the future when I need a plan ... |
| Bethany Joy Galeotti: |
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... Oh, My, God, you are pregnant ... |
| From One Tree Hill
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| Vince Vaughn (Fred Claus): |
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... I think it is absolutely amazing, to think he [Santa Claus] can fly around to a million houses in one night, breaking and entering ... scaring little children while they're sleeping, steal all the food, eat the littke kids' cookies and stuff like that, I mean its a phenomenal occurance, and I get jacked out of my mind just thinking about all those laws being broken ... |
| From Fred Claus
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Food Quotes Holiday Quotes Movie Quotes Santa Claus Quotes |
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| Brooke Smith (Dr. Erica Hahn): |
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... you lie to me again about your experience and the next heart you see will be your own as I cut it out of your chest with a steak knife ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy
on October 16, 2008
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| Also See: Death Quotes |
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| Mitch Hedberg: |
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... I went to a doctor, all he did was suck blood from my neck, don't go see Dr Acula ... |
| From Mitch All Together
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| Also See: Doctor Quotes |
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| Tom Wilkinson (Carmine Falcone): |
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... ignorance is bliss, don't burden yourself with the secrets of scary people ... |
| From Batman Begins
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| Also See: Batman Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Hilarie Burton (Peyton Sawyer): |
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... dreams are emails for ghosts ... |
| From One Tree Hill
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| Also See: Death Quotes |
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| John Candy (Barf): |
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... it's not that we are afraid, we just have this thing about death, it's not us ... |
| From Spaceballs
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Bill Murray (Dr. Peter Venkman): |
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... Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head ... |
| Harold Ramis (Dr. Egon Spengler): |
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... that would have worked if you hadn't stopped me ... |
| From Ghost Busters
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Adam Sandler (Longfellow Deeds): |
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... Stephen King stopped by our gas station one time but everyone was too scared to talk to him ... |
| From Mr. Deeds
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Ryan Gosling (Noah Calhoun): |
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... would you just stay with me? |
| Rachel McAdams (Allie Hamilton): |
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... stay with you, what for, look we're already fighting ... |
| Ryan Gosling: |
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... that's what we do ... we fight ... you tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a bitch, and I tell you when you're being a pain in the ass, which you are, 99% of the time ... I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings ... you have like a 2 second rebound rate and you're back doing the next pain in the ass thing ... |
| From The Notebook
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| John C. McGinley (Dr. Perry Cox): |
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... but I am afraid you have me confused with someone who gives a crap, and its ok, you don't need to be embarrased, it happens all the time, my father actually made the same mistake on his death bed ... |
| From Scrubs
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| Also See: Death Quotes Family Quotes Father Quotes |
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| Mike Myers (Shrek): |
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... oh, I know what, maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a plate, got a knife and cut open their spleens and drink their fluids ... does that sound good to you? |
| Eddie Murphy (Donkey): |
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... uh, no not really, no ... |
| From Shrek
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| Also See: Death Quotes Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Steven Wright: |
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... lot of people are afraid of heights, not me, I am afraid of widths ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live)
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| Mitch Hedberg: |
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... severed foot is an ultimate stocking stuffer ... |
| From Unknown
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes |
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| Stephen King: |
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... some people say I must be a horrible person ... that's not true, I have the heart of a young boy ... on my desk ... |
| From Unknown
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| Woody Allen: |
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I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. |
| From Unknown
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| Also See: Death Quotes |
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| Ray Romano (Ray): |
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... it is even better the second time now that my tongue isn't scared ... |
| From Everybody Loves Raymond
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| Matt LeBlanc (Joey): |
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... heads or tails, heads is ducks because ducks have heads and tails is clowns ... |
| Matthew Perry (Chandler): |
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... what kind of scary a** clowns went to your birthday parties? |
| From Friends
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| Also See: Birthday Quotes |
