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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. Most of the love quotes here aren't like that, but they are about love. Love quotes can be cute, famous, and/or sad. Also check out Valentine's Day quotes.

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Kaley Cuoco (Penny): ... love trumps hate ...
Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper): ... now you are just making stuff up ...
From The Big Bang Theory

Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.: Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend.
From The Quotable Intellectual: 1,417 Bon Mots, Ripostes, and Witticisms for Aspiring Academics, Armchair Philosophers...And Anyone Else Who Wants to Sound Really Smart
Also See: Book Quotes Friendship Quotes

Katey Sagal (Gemma Teller Morrow): ... only men need to be loved sweetheart, women need to be wanted ...
From Sons of Anarchy

Mitt Romney: ... I love teachers ...
Bob Schieffer: ... I think we all love teachers ...
From Presidential Debate on October 22, 2012
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Matthew McConaughey (Connor Mead): ... love is a myth ...
From Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
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Lena Headey (Cersei Lannister): ... the more people you love, the weaker you are ...
From Game of Thrones on May 13, 2012

Terence Stamp: ... love, the grandest hunger of all ...
From The Hunger

Mila Kunis (Jackie Burkhart): ... so hair, body, and car, the big three, the holy trinity of love ...
From That '70s Show

Maggie Q (Maggie): ... Randy, I am trying to sacrifice my life for our love, stop being a @#$% ...
From Balls of Fury
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Ashley Dupre: ... sex sex sex, it is the key to a man's heart ...
From Howard Stern Show
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Peter Griffin: ... isn't bribe just another name for "love"?
From Family Guy

Gregg Hughes (Opie): ... people love you ...
Jim Norton: ... they do, they can relate to being ugly ...
From The Opie and Anthony Show on February 16, 2010
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Kim Cattrall (Samantha Jones): ... is it all about the other person, is that love?
Cynthia Nixon (Miranda Hobbes): ... no, that's marriage ...
From Sex and the City Movie
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Jason Biggs (Dustin): ... I love the way you eat, I love that you eat ...
Kate Hudson (Alexis): ... I love that you pay ...
From My Best Friend's Girl
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Anna Faris (Shelley Darlingson): ... kindness is just love with its work boots on ...
From The House Bunny
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Ray Romano (Ray Barone): ... isn't that why you like me?
Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone): ... I love you, I have to like you ...
From Everybody Loves Raymond
Also See: Friendship Quotes

Homer Simpson: ... all my love has come back in trophy form ...
From The Simpsons

Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan): ... dying in the place of someone I love, seems like a good way to go ...
From Twilight
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Riki Lindhome (Hilary): ... you're like the anti-Cupid ...
Dane Cook (Tank): ... more like the anti-Christ ...
From My Best Friend's Girl
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Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): ... absolutely ma-am, I would love to sign your baby ...
From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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George Peppard (Hannibal): ... I love it when a plan comes together ...
From The A-Team
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Keira Knightley (Elizabeth Swann): ... you and I are alike, and there will come a moment when you have the chance to show it, to do the right thing ...
Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow): ... I love those moments, I like to wave at them as they pass by ...
From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
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Christina Applegate (Veronica Corningstone): ... Ron, there are literally thousands of men that I should be with instead, but I am, 72% sure I love you ...
From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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Colin Farrell: ... curiosity is love ...
From The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards on January 11, 2009

Uknown: ... love does not exist unless it is shared ...
From Crossword Puzzle on February 26, 2009

Luke Wilson (Mitch Martin): ... true love is hard to find ... sometimes you think you have true love and then you take the early flight home from, San Diego, and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a God damn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend ...
From Old School
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Joaquin Phoenix: ... I'd love to come on the show and perform, when it is time ...but I'm just, I'm working on it, you know it's a ...
David Letterman: ... you know, that seems unlikely ...
From Late Show with David Letterman on February 11, 2009
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Dane Cook: ... every guy here would love to have a monkey ...
From Retaliation

Uknown: ... love is a crocodile along the river of desire ...
From Crossword Puzzle on February 12, 2009

Dane Cook (Mitch Burns): ... I know what the secret ingredient is ... love ...
From Dan in Real Life
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Dev Patel (Jamal Malik): ... come home with me ...
Freida Pinto (Latika): ... and live on what?
Dev Patel: ... love ...
From Slumdog Millionaire
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Shia LaBeouf (Sam Witwicky): ... that wasn't like a real tryout, I was researching a book I was writing ...
Travis Van Winkle (Trent): ... oh yeah?
Shia LaBeouf: ... yeah ...
Travis Van Winkle: ... yeah, what's it about .. sucking at sports?
Shia LaBeouf: ... no, it's about the link between brain damage and football ... no, it's a good book, your friends will love it, you know, its got mazes in it, and, you know, little coloring areas, sections, pop up pictures, it's a lot of fun ...
From Transformers
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Mickey Rourke (Marv): ... I love hitmen, no matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad ...
From Sin City
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Gena Rowlands (Allie Calhoun): ... do you think our love can take us away together?
James Garner (Duke): ... I think our love can do anything we want it to ...
From The Notebook
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Chris Rock: ... everyone loves white women, except white women ... white women are the majority of the country, and they have had the right to vote for almost 100 years, and still they've never elected a white woman president ... what are you bitches waiting for?
From SNL (Saturday Night Live) on March 17, 2007

Michael Caine (Nigel Bigelow): ... you're talking about love, aren't you?
Nicole Kidman (Isabel Bigelow): ... what do you suppose it's like?
Michael Caine: ... oh, it's simple, you say, "I love you" to someone you want to go home with, and then when things get messy, you say, "I don't love you anymore," and that's pretty much it ...
From Bewitched
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Jimmy Kimmel: ... I've spent some time with him, Mario Lopez, he's he's a little bit too good looking, I almost fell in love with him ...
From Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Gena Rowlands (Allie Calhoun): ... do you think, that our love can create miracles?
James Garner (Noah Calhoun): ... yes I do, that's what brings you back to me each time ...
From The Notebook
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Ryan Gosling (Noah Calhoun): ... the best love is the kind that weakens the soul, and makes us reach for more, puts pints of fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds ...
From The Notebook
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Rita Rudner: ... I do love to shop, I admit it ... I rationalize shop, I buy a dress because I need change for gum ...
From Women of the Night

Leslie Nielsen (Lt. Frank Drebin): ... yes, that would be me, I have been swimming in raw sewage ... and I love it ...
From The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear
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Lisa Lampanelli: ... I see Eddie Griffin is here tonight, I don't know much about you Eddie, but I do know I love your brothers Damon and Marlon [Wayans] ...
From Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson

Mitch Hedberg: ... I love the FedEx driver because he is a drug dealer and he don't even know it ...
From Mitch All Together
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Judy Reyes (Nurse Carla Espinosa): ... love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight and you'll crush it ...
Donald Faison (Dr. Christopher Turk): ... too loose and it flys away ...
From Scrubs
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Chris Rock (Caretaker): ... I'm a Star Jones man myself, I love that big bitch ...
From The Longest Yard
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Dane Cook (Charlie Logan): ... what's sex without love?
Dan Fogler (Stu Kaminsky): ... sex ... it's still sex!
From Good Luck Chuck
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Dane Cook: ... when you don't have love, it is like there's a party going on and everybody was invited except for you ... and you just happen to walk by that house in the rain ...
From Retaliation

Sophia Bush (Brooke Davis): ... I thought I would borrow a few words from Shakespeare ... love is not love which alters when it alteration finds ... when life gets hard and things change, true love remains the same ...
From One Tree Hill
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Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards): ... have you ever been in love Mr Hunt?
Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt): ... oooh, I've had my hand under a peticoat or two, haaaaa ...
Matthew Perry: ... good Lord, must you or the others reduce everything to its crudest terms?
Chris Farley: ... oh, I thought I cleaned it up rather nicely for ya ...
From Almost Heroes
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Chris Rock: ... if you haven't contemplated murder, you haven't been in love ...
From Never Scared
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Lance Armstrong: ... I think you better hurry up or you're gonna be late ...
Vince Vaughn (Peter La Fleur): ... uhh, actually I decided to quit, Lance ...
Lance Armstrong: ... quit ... you know once I thought about quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung, and testicular cancer ... all at the same time ... but with the love and support of my friends and family I got back on the bike, and I won the Tour De France 5 times in a row, but I am sure you have a good reason to quit ... so what are you dying from that is keeping you from the finals?
Vince Vaughn: ... right now it feels a little bit like, shame ...
Lance Armstrong: ... well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life ... but good luck to you Peter, I am sure this decision won't haunt you forever ...
From Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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Seth Rogen (Ben Stone): ... honestly, when you look at me, do you not think at all, like, well if he just never existed, I would have avoided a massive heap of trouble, you know ...
Harold Ramis (Ben's Dad): ... absolutely not, I, I love you totally and completely, you're the best thing that ever happened to me ...
Seth Rogen: ... I'm the best thing that ever happened to you?
Harold Ramis: ... yeah ...
Seth Rogen: ... now I just feel bad for you ...
From Knocked Up
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Audience Member: ... I love you Paris ...
Paris Hilton: ... I love you too ...
David Letterman: ... someone you met in prison?
From Late Show with David Letterman on September 28, 2007
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William Shakespeare: ... love is blind ...
From Unknown
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Evan Esar: Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
From Esar's Comic Dictionary
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Steve Martin: ... hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman ... it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town ...
From 2001 Academy Awards Show (73rd Oscars)
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