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500 Funny and Memorable Quotes
Life can be defined as the experience of being alive. Life quotes are quotes about life and quotes on life.

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Aaron Eckhart (Harvey Dent): ... you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain ...
From The Dark Knight
Also See: Batman Quotes Death Quotes Movie Quotes

Jane Lynch (Sue Sylvester): ... commercials aren't real life, advertisers are manipulative alcoholics who use images to play on our emotions, haven't you seen Mad Men ...
From Glee on May 8, 2012
Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes

Zooey Deschanel (Jess): ... that was crazy what happened to my friends, right?
Annalise Basso (Sarah): ... I liked it ... your life is like Gossip Girl, only everyone is old and poor ...
Zooey Deschanel: ... you know there actually was a show like that, it was called Golden Girls, Iím Betty White ...
From New Girl on April 17, 2012
Also See: Crazy Quotes

Dianna Agron (Quinn Fabray): ... prom queens live on average 5 years longer than regular people, that's probably because they smile a lot, and smiling has been proven to ward off diseases ...
From Glee on March 15, 2011
Also See: School Quotes

Maggie Q (Maggie): ... Randy, I am trying to sacrifice my life for our love, stop being a @#$% ...
From Balls of Fury
Also See: Love Quotes Movie Quotes

Bill Murray (Phil): ... it's the same thing your whole life ... clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine, ever ... oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks ...
Rick Ducommun (Gus): ... Phil, that's one I happen to agree with ...
From Groundhog Day
Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Family Quotes Movie Quotes Sister Quotes

Jimmy Kimmel: ... now isn't it true they don't like to be called trekees, they like to be called treckers?
Zoe Saldana: ... I don't know ...
Jimmy Kimmel: ... you should find out, because, um ...
Zoe Saldana: ... I should ...
Jimmy Kimmel: ... they're gonna be on your front lawn for the rest of your life ...
From Jimmy Kimmel Live
Also See: Talk Show Quotes

Leonardo DiCaprio (Jack Dawson): ... I figure life's a gift, and I don't intend on wasting it ... you never know what hand you're going to get dealt next, you learn to take life as it comes at you ...
From Titanic
Also See: Inspirational Quotes Movie Quotes

Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen): ... Bella, you are my life now ...
From Twilight
Also See: Movie Quotes Twilight Saga Quotes

Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan): ... death is peacful, easy ... life is harder ...
From Twilight
Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes Twilight Saga Quotes

Leonard Nimoy (Mr Spock): ... live long and prosper ...
From Star Trek
Also See: Famous Quotes

Steve Carell (Andy Stitzer): ... Cal, what do you think, is this too yellow?
Seth Rogen (Cal): ... no ... what's Curious George like in real life?
From The 40 Year Old Virgin
Also See: Movie Quotes

Ron Bennington: ... if you found out the meaning of life and it didn't include you, you would think life was meaningless ...
From The Ron and Fez Show
Also See: Talk Show Quotes

Colin Quinn: ... my personal life is all my fault, my professional life I blame the whole business ...
From Howard Stern Show on November 28, 2007
Also See: Talk Show Quotes

Malin Akerman: ... women appreciate the little things in life, like, try holding the door open for your wife when she is taking out the garbage ...
From Rove on February 15, 2009
Also See: Talk Show Quotes

Ed O'Neill (Al Bundy): ... I hate my life ... can't eat, can't sleep, can't burry the wife in the backyard ...
From Married with Children
Also See: Death Quotes Family Quotes

Jeremy Piven (Dean Pritchar): ... don't make life harder on yourself, Chang ...
Sara Tanaka (Megan Huang): ... it's Huang ...
Jeremy Piven: ... whatever ...
From Old School
Also See: Movie Quotes

Heath Ledger (Jacob Grimm): ... she's still alive, she's up in the tower ...
Matt Damon (Will Grimm): ... for 500 years?
Heath Ledger: ... yeah they haven't been kind, I can tell you that Will ...
From The Brothers Grimm
Also See: Movie Quotes

Michael Sheen: ... I said to him [David Frost], it must be so strange, to ah, to watch someone being, you on stage, and the events of your life ... and he said, "Michael, in the words of Yogi Berra, it's like Deja Vou, all over again" ... and ah, and I thought he was hilarious, because I thought he's quoting Yogi Bear, a cartoon character, I had no, no idea who Yogi Berra was ...
From Late Show with David Letterman on December 9, 2008
Also See: Baseball Quotes Sports Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Adam Brody (Carter Webb): ... you know that's the first time in my entire life I have ever been punched?
Kristen Stewart (Lucy Hardwicke): ... how was it for you?
Adam Brody: ... it hurt, I'm not a fan ...
From In the Land of Women
Also See: Movie Quotes

Paul Rudd (Brian Fantana): ... Ron, I know it sounds harsh, but God does not want her to live ...
From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes

Conan O'Brien: ... you're not crazy anymore ...
Mark Wahlberg: ... no ...
Conan O'Brien: ... so if there was a, Entourage based on your life now, it would be a little different than the one we are seeing on TV ...
Mark Wahlberg: ... it would be on the Disney Channel ...
From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Also See: Crazy Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Gene Hackman (Nicholas Earp): ... do you think you're the first man to lose someone ... that's what life is all about, loss ... but we don't use it as an excuse to destroy ourselves, we go on, all of us ...
From Wyatt Earp
Also See: Inspirational Quotes Movie Quotes

Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... reality, it is so much more interesting than happily ever after ...
From Grey's Anatomy
Also See: Happy Quotes

Robert De Niro (Chief Sunday): ... remember, one night stands might be over in the morning, but Syphilis lasts a lifetime ...
From Men of Honor
Also See: Movie Quotes Sex Quotes

Sarah Vowell (Violet Parr): ... Mom and Dad's lives could be in jeopardy, or worse, their marriage ...
Spencer Fox (Dash Parr): ... their marriage ... so, the bad guys are trying to wreck Mom and Dad's marriage?
Sarah Vowell (Violet Parr): ... oh forget it, you're so immature ...
From The Incredibles
Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Mother Quotes Movie Quotes

Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): ... heck I just read in the newspaper they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia, you know what, I mean, you know what that means?
Michael Clarke Duncan (Lucius Washington): ... no, I don't know what that means, I guess longer lives ...
Will Ferrell: ... no, he didn't live ...
Michael Clarke Duncan: ... oh he didn't live ...
Will Ferrell: ... no ...
Michael Clarke Duncan: ... oh ...
Will Ferrell: ... it's just exciting that we are trying things ...
Michael Clarke Duncan: ... yeah ...
From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Also See: Movie Quotes

Pete Sampras: Life isn't perfect, but sometimes it's pretty damned close.
From A Champion's Mind: Lessons from a Life in Tennis
Also See: Book Quotes Happy Quotes

Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... there's only one thing about life we can be sure of ... it ain't over, till it's over ...
From Grey's Anatomy on November 6, 2008

Helena Bonham Carter (Corpse Bride): ... we need to go up, upstairs to the land of the living ...
Michael Gough (Elder Gutknecht): ... land of the living, hmmm ... oh my dear ...
Helena Bonham Carter: ... please Elder Gutknecht ...
Michael Gough: ... now why go up there when people are dying to get down here?
From Corpse Bride
Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes

Robert De Niro (Lorenzo Anello): ... remember the saddest thing in life is wasted talent ...
From A Bronx Tale
Also See: Inspirational Quotes Movie Quotes

Michael C. Hall (Dexter Morgan): ... there are no secrets in life ... just hidden truths, that lie beneath the surface ...
From Dexter

Sean Young (Lt. Lois Einhorn): ... how would you like me to make your life a living hell ...
Jim Carrey (Ace Ventura): ... I am not really ready for a relationship right now, but thank you for asking ...
From Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Also See: Movie Quotes Relationship Quotes

Ray Romano (Ray Barone): ... I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life ...
From Everybody Loves Raymond

Al Pacino (Don Michael Corleone): ... if anything in this life is certain ... if history has taught us anything ... is that you can kill anyone ...
From The Godfather: Part II
Also See: Death Quotes History Quotes Movie Quotes

Tom Hanks (Forest Gump): ... life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get ...
From Forest Gump
Also See: Famous Quotes Food Quotes Inspirational Quotes Movie Quotes

Artie Lange: ... last week, who would you think would live longer, me or Heath Ledger?
From Howard Stern Show on January 23, 2008
Also See: Heath Ledger Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Michael Clarke Duncan (Lucius Washington): ... you're not going to live forever ...
Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): ... I'm not stupid Lucious, no one lives forever, no one ... but with advances in modern science ... and my high level income ... I mean like crazy think I can't live to be 245, maybe 300 ...
From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Also See: Crazy Quotes Movie Quotes

John Lennon: Life is what happens while you are making other plans.
From The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
Also See: Book Quotes

Ben Stiller (Derek Zoolander): ... I'm sure there is more to life than being really really really good looking ... and I plan to find out what that is ...
From Zoolander
Also See: Movie Quotes

Evan Esar: Life is a card game during the first half of which we get birthday cards, and during the second half get-well cards.
From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
Also See: Birthday Quotes Book Quotes

Michael Clarke Duncan (Lucius Washington): ... I don't want to be raining on your parade ... but I got to tell you that was some of the dumbest driving I have ever seen in my life ...
Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): ... thank you ...
From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Also See: Movie Quotes

Sophia Bush (Brooke Davis): ... I thought I would borrow a few words from Shakespeare ... love is not love which alters when it alteration finds ... when life gets hard and things change, true love remains the same ...
From One Tree Hill
Also See: Love Quotes William Shakespeare Quotes

Justin Chambers: ... it's [Grey's Anatomy's] huge, it's diverse, we've got, you know, great drama because it is about, life and death and ... sex ...
Rachael Ray: ... lotta sex ...
From Rachael Ray Show
Also See: Death Quotes Grey's Anatomy Quotes Sex Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Catman Cohen: Some things just don't make sense anymore: if society pays a young songwriter royalties on a single creation until the day he dies, then why not pay a fireman equivalent royalties in perpetuity for his own "act of art," namely the extinguishment of a single, major fire in which many lives are saved?
From CatmanCohen.com
Also See: Death Quotes Music Quotes

Will Ferrell (Mugatu): ... Derlicte, it is the fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vargrants, the crack whores, that make this wonderful city unique ...
From Zoolander
Also See: Drug Quotes Inspirational Quotes Movie Quotes

Keira Knightley (Elizabeth Swann): ... what kind of man trades another man's life for a ship?
Orlando Bloom (Will Turner): ... pirate ...
From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Also See: Movie Quotes Pirate Quotes

Sarah Silverman: ... 50 Cent is here, this is awesome ... can I just say, I think it is so cute that he is still alive ...
From 2007 MTV Video Music Awards
Also See: Cute Quotes

Becky Thyre (Moonbeam): ... if every student on this campus were to starve, it would be worth the life of a calf ...
From PCU
Also See: Movie Quotes School Quotes

Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... let's play a game of whose life sucks worse ... I'll win, I always win ...
From Grey's Anatomy

Julie Kavner (Marge Simpson): ... it is Patty that chose the life of celebisy, Selma had it thrust upon her ...
From The Simpsons
Also See: Marge Simpson Quotes Sex Quotes

Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... so all of a sudden I am the president of people with crappy lives?
From Grey's Anatomy on September 21, 2006

Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: ... this could mean the end of the banana daiquiri as we know it ... also life ...
From Furturama
Also See: Death Quotes

Johnny Carson: If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
From Unknown
Also See: Death Quotes

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