| Aaron Eckhart (Harvey Dent): |
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... you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain ... |
| From The Dark Knight
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| Also See: Batman Quotes Death Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Jane Lynch (Sue Sylvester): |
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... commercials aren't real life, advertisers are manipulative alcoholics who use images to play on our emotions, haven't you seen Mad Men ... |
| From Glee
on May 8, 2012
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| Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes |
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| Zooey Deschanel (Jess): |
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... that was crazy what happened to my friends, right? |
| Annalise Basso (Sarah): |
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... I liked it ... your life is like Gossip Girl, only everyone is old and poor ... |
| Zooey Deschanel: |
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... you know there actually was a show like that, it was called Golden Girls, I’m Betty White ... |
| From New Girl
on April 17, 2012
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| Also See: Crazy Quotes |
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| Dianna Agron (Quinn Fabray): |
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... prom queens live on average 5 years longer than regular people, that's probably because they smile a lot, and smiling has been proven to ward off diseases ... |
| From Glee
on March 15, 2011
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| Also See: School Quotes |
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| Maggie Q (Maggie): |
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... Randy, I am trying to sacrifice my life for our love, stop being a @#$% ... |
| From Balls of Fury
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| Also See: Love Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Bill Murray (Phil): |
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... it's the same thing your whole life ... clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine, ever ... oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks ... |
| Rick Ducommun (Gus): |
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... Phil, that's one I happen to agree with ... |
| From Groundhog Day
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| Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Family Quotes Movie Quotes Sister Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... now isn't it true they don't like to be called trekees, they like to be called treckers? |
| Zoe Saldana: |
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... I don't know ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... you should find out, because, um ... |
| Zoe Saldana: |
|
... I should ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
|
... they're gonna be on your front lawn for the rest of your life ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Leonardo DiCaprio (Jack Dawson): |
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... I figure life's a gift, and I don't intend on wasting it ... you never know what hand you're going to get dealt next, you learn to take life as it comes at you ... |
| From Titanic
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| Also See: Inspirational Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen): |
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... Bella, you are my life now ... |
| From Twilight
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Twilight Saga Quotes |
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| Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan): |
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... death is peacful, easy ... life is harder ... |
| From Twilight
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes Twilight Saga Quotes |
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| Leonard Nimoy (Mr Spock): |
|
... live long and prosper ... |
| From Star Trek
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| Also See: Famous Quotes |
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| Steve Carell (Andy Stitzer): |
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... Cal, what do you think, is this too yellow? |
| Seth Rogen (Cal): |
|
... no ... what's Curious George like in real life? |
| From The 40 Year Old Virgin
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Ron Bennington: |
|
... if you found out the meaning of life and it didn't include you, you would think life was meaningless ... |
| From The Ron and Fez Show
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Colin Quinn: |
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... my personal life is all my fault, my professional life I blame the whole business ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on November 28, 2007
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Malin Akerman: |
|
... women appreciate the little things in life, like, try holding the door open for your wife when she is taking out the garbage ... |
| From Rove
on February 15, 2009
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Ed O'Neill (Al Bundy): |
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... I hate my life ... can't eat, can't sleep, can't burry the wife in the backyard ... |
| From Married with Children
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| Also See: Death Quotes Family Quotes |
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| Jeremy Piven (Dean Pritchar): |
|
... don't make life harder on yourself, Chang ... |
| Sara Tanaka (Megan Huang): |
|
... it's Huang ... |
| Jeremy Piven: |
|
... whatever ... |
| From Old School
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Heath Ledger (Jacob Grimm): |
|
... she's still alive, she's up in the tower ... |
| Matt Damon (Will Grimm): |
|
... for 500 years? |
| Heath Ledger: |
|
... yeah they haven't been kind, I can tell you that Will ... |
| From The Brothers Grimm
|
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Michael Sheen: |
|
... I said to him [David Frost], it must be so strange, to ah, to watch someone being, you on stage, and the events of your life ... and he said, "Michael, in the words of Yogi Berra, it's like Deja Vou, all over again" ... and ah, and I thought he was hilarious, because I thought he's quoting Yogi Bear, a cartoon character, I had no, no idea who Yogi Berra was ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman
on December 9, 2008
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| Also See: Baseball Quotes Sports Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Adam Brody (Carter Webb): |
|
... you know that's the first time in my entire life I have ever been punched? |
| Kristen Stewart (Lucy Hardwicke): |
|
... how was it for you? |
| Adam Brody: |
|
... it hurt, I'm not a fan ... |
| From In the Land of Women
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Paul Rudd (Brian Fantana): |
|
... Ron, I know it sounds harsh, but God does not want her to live ... |
| From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
|
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| Conan O'Brien: |
|
... you're not crazy anymore ... |
| Mark Wahlberg: |
|
... no ... |
| Conan O'Brien: |
|
... so if there was a, Entourage based on your life now, it would be a little different than the one we are seeing on TV ... |
| Mark Wahlberg: |
|
... it would be on the Disney Channel ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
|
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| Also See: Crazy Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Gene Hackman (Nicholas Earp): |
|
... do you think you're the first man to lose someone ... that's what life is all about, loss ... but we don't use it as an excuse to destroy ourselves, we go on, all of us ... |
| From Wyatt Earp
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| Also See: Inspirational Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
|
... reality, it is so much more interesting than happily ever after ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy
|
| |
| Also See: Happy Quotes |
|
| Robert De Niro (Chief Sunday): |
|
... remember, one night stands might be over in the morning, but Syphilis lasts a lifetime ... |
| From Men of Honor
|
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Sex Quotes |
|
| Sarah Vowell (Violet Parr): |
|
... Mom and Dad's lives could be in jeopardy, or worse, their marriage ... |
| Spencer Fox (Dash Parr): |
|
... their marriage ... so, the bad guys are trying to wreck Mom and Dad's marriage? |
| Sarah Vowell (Violet Parr): |
|
... oh forget it, you're so immature ... |
| From The Incredibles
|
| |
| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Mother Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
|
... heck I just read in the newspaper they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia, you know what, I mean, you know what that means? |
| Michael Clarke Duncan (Lucius Washington): |
|
... no, I don't know what that means, I guess longer lives ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
|
... no, he didn't live ... |
| Michael Clarke Duncan: |
|
... oh he didn't live ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
|
... no ... |
| Michael Clarke Duncan: |
|
... oh ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
|
... it's just exciting that we are trying things ... |
| Michael Clarke Duncan: |
|
... yeah ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Pete Sampras: |
|
Life isn't perfect, but sometimes it's pretty damned close. |
| From A Champion's Mind: Lessons from a Life in Tennis
|
| |
| Also See: Book Quotes Happy Quotes |
|
| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
|
... there's only one thing about life we can be sure of ... it ain't over, till it's over ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy
on November 6, 2008
|
|
| Helena Bonham Carter (Corpse Bride): |
|
... we need to go up, upstairs to the land of the living ... |
| Michael Gough (Elder Gutknecht): |
|
... land of the living, hmmm ... oh my dear ... |
| Helena Bonham Carter: |
|
... please Elder Gutknecht ... |
| Michael Gough: |
|
... now why go up there when people are dying to get down here? |
| From Corpse Bride
|
| |
| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Robert De Niro (Lorenzo Anello): |
|
... remember the saddest thing in life is wasted talent ... |
| From A Bronx Tale
|
| |
| Also See: Inspirational Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Michael C. Hall (Dexter Morgan): |
|
... there are no secrets in life ... just hidden truths, that lie beneath the surface ... |
| From Dexter
|
|
| Sean Young (Lt. Lois Einhorn): |
|
... how would you like me to make your life a living hell ... |
| Jim Carrey (Ace Ventura): |
|
... I am not really ready for a relationship right now, but thank you for asking ... |
| From Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes Relationship Quotes |
|
| Ray Romano (Ray Barone): |
|
... I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life ... |
| From Everybody Loves Raymond
|
|
| Al Pacino (Don Michael Corleone): |
|
... if anything in this life is certain ... if history has taught us anything ... is that you can kill anyone ... |
| From The Godfather: Part II
|
| |
| Also See: Death Quotes History Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| Tom Hanks (Forest Gump): |
|
... life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get ... |
| From Forest Gump
|
| |
| Also See: Famous Quotes Food Quotes Inspirational Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| Artie Lange: |
|
... last week, who would you think would live longer, me or Heath Ledger? |
| From Howard Stern Show
on January 23, 2008
|
| |
| Also See: Heath Ledger Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Michael Clarke Duncan (Lucius Washington): |
|
... you're not going to live forever ... |
| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
|
... I'm not stupid Lucious, no one lives forever, no one ... but with advances in modern science ... and my high level income ... I mean like crazy think I can't live to be 245, maybe 300 ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
|
| |
| Also See: Crazy Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| John Lennon: |
|
Life is what happens while you are making other plans. |
| From The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
|
| |
| Also See: Book Quotes |
|
| Ben Stiller (Derek Zoolander): |
|
... I'm sure there is more to life than being really really really good looking ... and I plan to find out what that is ... |
| From Zoolander
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Evan Esar: |
|
Life is a card game during the first half of which we get birthday cards, and during the second half get-well cards. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
|
| |
| Also See: Birthday Quotes Book Quotes |
|
| Michael Clarke Duncan (Lucius Washington): |
|
... I don't want to be raining on your parade ... but I got to tell you that was some of the dumbest driving I have ever seen in my life ... |
| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
|
... thank you ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
|
| Sophia Bush (Brooke Davis): |
|
... I thought I would borrow a few words from Shakespeare ... love is not love which alters when it alteration finds ... when life gets hard and things change, true love remains the same ... |
| From One Tree Hill
|
| |
| Also See: Love Quotes William Shakespeare Quotes |
|
| Justin Chambers: |
|
... it's [Grey's Anatomy's] huge, it's diverse, we've got, you know, great drama because it is about, life and death and ... sex ... |
| Rachael Ray: |
|
... lotta sex ... |
| From Rachael Ray Show
|
| |
| Also See: Death Quotes Grey's Anatomy Quotes Sex Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Catman Cohen: |
|
Some things just don't make sense anymore: if society pays a young songwriter royalties on a single creation until the day he dies, then why not pay a fireman equivalent royalties in perpetuity for his own "act of art," namely the extinguishment of a single, major fire in which many lives are saved? |
| From CatmanCohen.com
|
| |
| Also See: Death Quotes Music Quotes |
|
| Will Ferrell (Mugatu): |
|
... Derlicte, it is the fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vargrants, the crack whores, that make this wonderful city unique ... |
| From Zoolander
|
| |
| Also See: Drug Quotes Inspirational Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| Keira Knightley (Elizabeth Swann): |
|
... what kind of man trades another man's life for a ship? |
| Orlando Bloom (Will Turner): |
|
... pirate ... |
| From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes Pirate Quotes |
|
| Sarah Silverman: |
|
... 50 Cent is here, this is awesome ... can I just say, I think it is so cute that he is still alive ... |
| From 2007 MTV Video Music Awards
|
| |
| Also See: Cute Quotes |
|
| Becky Thyre (Moonbeam): |
|
... if every student on this campus were to starve, it would be worth the life of a calf ... |
| From PCU
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes School Quotes |
|
| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
|
... let's play a game of whose life sucks worse ... I'll win, I always win ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy
|
|
| Julie Kavner (Marge Simpson): |
|
... it is Patty that chose the life of celebisy, Selma had it thrust upon her ... |
| From The Simpsons
|
| |
| Also See: Marge Simpson Quotes Sex Quotes |
|
| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
|
... so all of a sudden I am the president of people with crappy lives? |
| From Grey's Anatomy
on September 21, 2006
|
|
| Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: |
|
... this could mean the end of the banana daiquiri as we know it ... also life ... |
| From Furturama
|
| |
| Also See: Death Quotes |
|
| Johnny Carson: |
|
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. |
| From Unknown
|
| |
| Also See: Death Quotes |
