| Will Smith (Del Spooner): |
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... you're a shrink ... my ex wife would be glad I am talking to you ... you don't know her do you? |
| Bridget Moynahan (Susan Calvin): |
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... I'm sorry, are you being funny? |
| Will Smith: |
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... I guess not ... |
| From I, Robot
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| Also See: Doctor Quotes Family Quotes Movie Quotes Relationship Quotes |
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| Amy Adams: |
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... a little slow motion in latex, that's what my career needs right now ... |
| Craig Ferguson: |
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... well, I am glad you brought it up ... |
| From The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Ryan Reynolds (Monty): |
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... you know Tyla, every time I look at you, I wish I was a lesbian ... |
| Emmanuelle Chriqui (Tyla): |
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... oh, what a coincidence, every time I look at you I'm glad I'm a lesbian ... |
| From Waiting ...
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
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... reality, it is so much more interesting than happily ever after ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy
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| Also See: Life Quotes |
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| Pete Sampras: |
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Life isn't perfect, but sometimes it's pretty damned close. |
| From A Champion's Mind: Lessons from a Life in Tennis
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| Also See: Book Quotes Life Quotes |
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| Adam Sandler (Bobby Boucher): |
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... Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue ... |
| From The Waterboy
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| Also See: Mother Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Robert Sean Leonard (Dr. James Wilson): |
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... you really don't need to know everything about everybody ... |
| Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House): |
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... I don't need to watch The O.C., but it makes me happy ... |
| From House M.D.
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| Jon Stewart: |
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... happy Valentine's Day, and if uh that is news to you, uhhh, my guess is you are alone ... |
| From The Daily Show
on February 14, 2005
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| Also See: Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes Valentine's Day Quotes |
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| Marilyn Monroe: |
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... happy birthday to you, happy birthday, to you, happy birthday, Mr President, happy birthday, to you ... |
| From Unknown
on May 19, 1962
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| Also See: Birthday Quotes Famous Quotes Music Quotes |
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| Norm MacDonald: |
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... Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year ... hey, happy birthday Jesus, hope you like crap ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live)
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| Also See: Birthday Quotes Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes |
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| Chad Michael Murray (Lucas Scott): |
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... happy looks good on you ... |
| Hilarie Burton (Peyton Sawyer): |
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... yeah ... feels like I'm in an Air Supply song ... |
| Chad Michael Murray: |
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... ooh, if we're going to go 80s, I'm more of a Van Halen fan ... |
| From One Tree Hill
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| Also See: Music Quotes |
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| Peter Robbins (Charlie Brown): |
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... I think there must be something wrong with me Linus, Christmas is coming, but I'm not happy, I don't feel the way I'm supposed to feel ... just another dang Christmas I guess, I like getting presents, and sending Christmas cards, and decorating the tree and all that but I'm still not happy, I always end up getting depressed ... |
| Christopher Shea (Linus): |
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... Charlie brown, you're the only person I know who can take a wonderful gaping white Christmas and turn it into a problem, maybe you shouldn't gripe, of all the Charlie Browns in the world you are the Charlie Brownest ... |
| From A Charlie Brown Christmas
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes |
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| Michael Gambon (Albus Dumbledore): |
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... happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if only you remember to turn on the light ... |
| From Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
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| Also See: Harry Potter Quotes Inspirational Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Bruce Hunter (NSA Agent): |
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... the way I see it, the question isn't, why should you work for the NSA, the question is why shouldn't you ... |
| Matt Damon (Will Hunting): |
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... why shouldn't I work for the NSA, that's a tough one, I'll give it a shot, say I'm working at the NSA and somebody puts a code on my desk that no one else can break, maybe I take a shot at it, maybe I break it, and I'm real happy with myself because I did my job well, but maybe that code was the location to some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East and once they have that location they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding, 1500 people that I never met, never had no problem get killed ... now the politicians are saying, oh send in the marines to secure the area because they don't give a **** ... won't be their kid over there getting shot, just like it wasn't them when their number got called 'cause they were off doing their tour in the National Guard, maybe some kid from Southy over there taking shrapnel in the ass, he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country where he just got back from and the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job 'cause he'll work for 15 cents
a day and no bathroom breaks, meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price, and ofcourse the oil companies use the little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices, a cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two fifty a gallon, they're taking their sweet time bringing the oil back, maybe they took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes drinking martinis and playing slalom with the icebergs, it ain't too long before he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic ... so now my buddies out of work, he can't afford to drive, so he's walking to the ****ing job interviews, which sucks because the shrapnel in his ass is giving him chronic hemroids and meanwhile he's starvin because every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're serving is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State ... so what did I think ... I'm holding out for something better ... I figure **** it, while I'm at it, why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to a sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the national guard, I could be elected president ... |
| Robin Williams (Sean Maguire): |
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... you feel like you are alone Will? |
| From Good Will Hunting
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| Also See: Death Quotes Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Food Quotes Friendship Quotes Movie Quotes Political Quotes |
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| Ray Romano (Ray Barone): |
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... don't try to get me to change my mind, ok, I see you're firing up all those pistons in your little guilt machine ... |
| Doris Roberts (Marie Barone): |
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... I don't have a guilt machine, Raymond ... all I have is the hope that, our family can be happy ... |
| Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone): |
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... there's a lot of miles on that machine but it runs like new ... |
| From Everybody Loves Raymond
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| Also See: Family Quotes |
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| Angelina Jolie (Jane Smith): |
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... happy endings are for stories that haven't ended yet ... |
| From Mr. & Mrs. Smith
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Nancy Cartwright (Bart Simpson): |
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... Dad, I am glad you are still alive ... |
| Homer Simpson: |
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... yes, it is every parent's dream to outlive their children ... |
| From The Simpsons
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes |
