Logan Website

Articles Quotes Games Family

Custom Search

Follow the Logan Website on Twitter


AddThis Social Bookmark Button

What's Hot

Site Index

Need a
Latest Quote:  Ted Quote about Peter Griffin, Latest Game:  Sudoku Online, Latest Article:  Daylight Savings Time 2012

Logan.WS / Quotes / Happy Quotes

Happy Quotes

Related Quotes
Birthday Quotes
Book Quotes
Christmas Quotes
Death Quotes
Doctor Quotes
Drinking Quotes
Drug Quotes
Family Quotes
Famous Quotes
Father Quotes
Food Quotes
Friendship Quotes
Harry Potter Quotes
Holiday Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Life Quotes
Mother Quotes
Movie Quotes
Music Quotes
Political Quotes
Relationship Quotes
Talk Show Quotes
Valentine's Day Quotes

Funny and Memorable Quotes
500 Funny and Memorable Quotes
Smiley Face
Happy quotes are not just quotes about happy life situations but are quotes about happy situations talked about which can lead to some depressing quotes.

AddThis Social Bookmark Button

Will Smith (Del Spooner): ... you're a shrink ... my ex wife would be glad I am talking to you ... you don't know her do you?
Bridget Moynahan (Susan Calvin): ... I'm sorry, are you being funny?
Will Smith: ... I guess not ...
From I, Robot
Also See: Doctor Quotes Family Quotes Movie Quotes Relationship Quotes

Amy Adams: ... a little slow motion in latex, that's what my career needs right now ...
Craig Ferguson: ... well, I am glad you brought it up ...
From The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
Also See: Talk Show Quotes

Ryan Reynolds (Monty): ... you know Tyla, every time I look at you, I wish I was a lesbian ...
Emmanuelle Chriqui (Tyla): ... oh, what a coincidence, every time I look at you I'm glad I'm a lesbian ...
From Waiting ...
Also See: Movie Quotes

Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... reality, it is so much more interesting than happily ever after ...
From Grey's Anatomy
Also See: Life Quotes

Pete Sampras: Life isn't perfect, but sometimes it's pretty damned close.
From A Champion's Mind: Lessons from a Life in Tennis
Also See: Book Quotes Life Quotes

Adam Sandler (Bobby Boucher): ... Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue ...
From The Waterboy
Also See: Mother Quotes Movie Quotes

Robert Sean Leonard (Dr. James Wilson): ... you really don't need to know everything about everybody ...
Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House): ... I don't need to watch The O.C., but it makes me happy ...
From House M.D.

Jon Stewart: ... happy Valentine's Day, and if uh that is news to you, uhhh, my guess is you are alone ...
From The Daily Show on February 14, 2005
Also See: Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes Valentine's Day Quotes

Marilyn Monroe: ... happy birthday to you, happy birthday, to you, happy birthday, Mr President, happy birthday, to you ...
From Unknown on May 19, 1962
Also See: Birthday Quotes Famous Quotes Music Quotes

Norm MacDonald: ... Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year ... hey, happy birthday Jesus, hope you like crap ...
From SNL (Saturday Night Live)
Also See: Birthday Quotes Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes

Chad Michael Murray (Lucas Scott): ... happy looks good on you ...
Hilarie Burton (Peyton Sawyer): ... yeah ... feels like I'm in an Air Supply song ...
Chad Michael Murray: ... ooh, if we're going to go 80s, I'm more of a Van Halen fan ...
From One Tree Hill
Also See: Music Quotes

Peter Robbins (Charlie Brown): ... I think there must be something wrong with me Linus, Christmas is coming, but I'm not happy, I don't feel the way I'm supposed to feel ... just another dang Christmas I guess, I like getting presents, and sending Christmas cards, and decorating the tree and all that but I'm still not happy, I always end up getting depressed ...
Christopher Shea (Linus): ... Charlie brown, you're the only person I know who can take a wonderful gaping white Christmas and turn it into a problem, maybe you shouldn't gripe, of all the Charlie Browns in the world you are the Charlie Brownest ...
From A Charlie Brown Christmas
Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes

Michael Gambon (Albus Dumbledore): ... happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if only you remember to turn on the light ...
From Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Also See: Harry Potter Quotes Inspirational Quotes Movie Quotes

Bruce Hunter (NSA Agent): ... the way I see it, the question isn't, why should you work for the NSA, the question is why shouldn't you ...
Matt Damon (Will Hunting): ... why shouldn't I work for the NSA, that's a tough one, I'll give it a shot, say I'm working at the NSA and somebody puts a code on my desk that no one else can break, maybe I take a shot at it, maybe I break it, and I'm real happy with myself because I did my job well, but maybe that code was the location to some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East and once they have that location they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding, 1500 people that I never met, never had no problem get killed ... now the politicians are saying, oh send in the marines to secure the area because they don't give a **** ... won't be their kid over there getting shot, just like it wasn't them when their number got called 'cause they were off doing their tour in the National Guard, maybe some kid from Southy over there taking shrapnel in the ass, he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country where he just got back from and the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job 'cause he'll work for 15 cents a day and no bathroom breaks, meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price, and ofcourse the oil companies use the little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices, a cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two fifty a gallon, they're taking their sweet time bringing the oil back, maybe they took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes drinking martinis and playing slalom with the icebergs, it ain't too long before he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic ... so now my buddies out of work, he can't afford to drive, so he's walking to the ****ing job interviews, which sucks because the shrapnel in his ass is giving him chronic hemroids and meanwhile he's starvin because every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're serving is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State ... so what did I think ... I'm holding out for something better ... I figure **** it, while I'm at it, why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to a sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the national guard, I could be elected president ...
Robin Williams (Sean Maguire): ... you feel like you are alone Will?
From Good Will Hunting
Also See: Death Quotes Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Food Quotes Friendship Quotes Movie Quotes Political Quotes

Ray Romano (Ray Barone): ... don't try to get me to change my mind, ok, I see you're firing up all those pistons in your little guilt machine ...
Doris Roberts (Marie Barone): ... I don't have a guilt machine, Raymond ... all I have is the hope that, our family can be happy ...
Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone): ... there's a lot of miles on that machine but it runs like new ...
From Everybody Loves Raymond
Also See: Family Quotes

Angelina Jolie (Jane Smith): ... happy endings are for stories that haven't ended yet ...
From Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Also See: Movie Quotes

Nancy Cartwright (Bart Simpson): ... Dad, I am glad you are still alive ...
Homer Simpson: ... yes, it is every parent's dream to outlive their children ...
From The Simpsons
Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes

Quote Categories:
Basketball Batman Best Birthday
Book Christmas Crazy Cute
Death Doctor Drinking Drugs
Easter Family Famous Father
Father's Day Food Football Friendship
Graduation Happy History Holidays
Inspirational Irish Life Love
Mother Movies Music MySpace
Pirate Political Pregnant Relationship
Scary School Sex Sister
Sports Talk Show Thanksgiving Valentine's Day

Quoted People:
Adam Sandler Artie Lange Brad Pitt Catman Cohen
Chris Farley Chris Rock Christian Bale Dane Cook
Daniel Tosh David Spade Ellen Pompeo Emo Philips
Evan Esar Heath Ledger Homer Simpson Howard Stern
Johnny Depp Kristen Stewart Lisa Lampanelli
 Martin Luther King, Jr
Matt LeBlanc Mitch Hedberg Oprah Winfrey Paris Hilton
Rachael Ray Sandra Oh Steven Wright Stewie Griffin
Tracy Morgan Vince Vaughn Will Ferrell Will Smith
 William Shakespeare

Quote Sources:
 20,000 Quips & Quotes
Anchorman Bible Big Daddy
Black Sheep Blues Brothers Crossword Puzzles
 Dane Cook's Harmful If Swallowed
 Dane Cook's Retaliation
 Everybody Loves Raymond
Family Guy
Friends Game of Thrones
 The Godfather
 Good Will Hunting
Grey's Anatomy Harry Potter
 Howard Stern Show
 Jimmy Kimmel Live
 Late Night with Conan O'Brien
The Notebook Old School
One Tree Hill PCU
 Pirates of the Caribbean
 Sex and the City
Simpsons SNL Talladega Nights
Tommy Boy Tonight Show Twilight Wedding Crashers

500 Funny and Memorable Quotes
Funny and Memorable Quotes:
Logan Website
(Quotes, Games, and Articles):

Logan can build or improve your website!

For Technical Issues, email Logan at   webmaster@logan.ws