| Mitt Romney: |
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... I love teachers ... |
| Bob Schieffer: |
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... I think we all love teachers ... |
| From Presidential Debate
on October 22, 2012
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| Also See: Love Quotes Political Quotes |
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| Jason Lee (Dwight Hendricks): |
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... those that can't do, teach ... |
| From Memphis Beat
on July 7, 2010
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| Dianna Agron (Quinn Fabray): |
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... prom queens live on average 5 years longer than regular people, that's probably because they smile a lot, and smiling has been proven to ward off diseases ... |
| From Glee
on March 15, 2011
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| Also See: Life Quotes |
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| Julie Kavner (Marge Simpson): |
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... maybe true friends aren't random people you meet in a Mommy and Me class, they're random people you meet in a college dorm ... |
| From The Simpsons
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| Also See: Friendship Quotes |
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| Norm MacDonald (Frank): |
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... when I graduated first grade all my father did for me was, tell me to get a job ... |
| From Billy Madison
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Graduation Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Daniel Tosh: |
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... decorating the gym [for Prom] can't mask the fact that it smells like a mix between corsage and balls ... |
| From Tosh.0
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| Megan Fox (Mikaela Banes): |
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... are you, are you new to school, this year, this is your first year? |
| Shia LaBeouf (Sam Witwicky): |
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... oh, no, no, ah, we've been in the same school since first grade ... |
| Megan Fox: |
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... really? |
| Shia LaBeouf: |
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... yeah ... |
| Megan Fox: |
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... no ... |
| Shia LaBeouf: |
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... yeah, long time ... |
| Megan Fox: |
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... well do, do we have any classes together? |
| Shia LaBeouf: |
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... uh, yeah, yeah, history ... language arts, math, science ... |
| From Transformers
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| Also See: History Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Rocky La Porte: |
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... you know how they say you never forget your first school teacher, I had mine like 4 years in a row ... I was dating her by the time I got out of that joint ... |
| From Comedy Central Presents
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| Also See: Graduation Quotes Relationship Quotes |
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| Mark Twain: |
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Also See: Book Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn (Beanie): |
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... college is overrated anyway, I built Speaker City from the ground up and I can barely read ... |
| From Old School
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Seann William Scott (Wheeler): |
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... let me guess, you're not really rolling with the ladies at school, are you Augie? |
| Christopher Mintz-Plasse (Augie Farks): |
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... oh no, I'm, I'm really good friends with the school nurse, she's a divorce ... |
| From Role Models
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| Also See: Friendship Quotes Movie Quotes Relationship Quotes |
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| H.L. Mencken: |
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College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students - there would be a great increase in broken arms, legs and necks. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Also See: Book Quotes Football Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Austin Nichols (Julian): |
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... that was amazing, no wonder you were so popular in high school ... |
| Sophia Bush (Brooke Davis): |
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... excuse me, sex didn't help make me popular, I made it become popular ... |
| From One Tree Hill
on February 2, 2009
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| Also See: Sex Quotes |
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| Christina Applegate (Kelly Bundy): |
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... enough, if I wanted intelligent conversation, I'd still be dating my teachers ... |
| From Married with Children
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| Also See: Relationship Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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[Graduation:] A ceremony that marks the end of college study and the beginning of education. |
| From Esar's Comic Dictionary
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| Also See: Book Quotes Graduation Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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The thing that surprises the college graduate most when he gets out in the world is to find out how much uneducated people know. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Also See: Book Quotes Graduation Quotes |
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| Bethany Joy Galeotti (Haley James Scott): |
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... it was terrifying not knowing where Jamie was, sometimes I just want to lock him up and home school him ... |
| Hilarie Burton (Peyton Sawyer): |
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... that's my plan ... I mean in like the future when I need a plan ... |
| Bethany Joy Galeotti: |
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... Oh, My, God, you are pregnant ... |
| From One Tree Hill
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| Also See: Pregnant Quotes Scary Quotes |
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| Ray Romano (Ray Barone): |
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... we don't need classes, we are great parents, ok you are a great parent and I am your lovely assistant ... |
| From Everybody Loves Raymond
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| Also See: Family Quotes |
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| Jeff Altman: |
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... I had bad study habits until senior year when I figured out that I was highlighting with black magic marker ... |
| From Unknown
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| Minnie Driver (Skylar): |
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... where did you get this [the answers to the homework]? |
| Matt Damon (Will Hunting): |
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... I had to sleep with someone in your class ... |
| Matt Damon: |
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... I hope it was someone with open toed sandals and really bad breath ... |
| From Good Will Hunting
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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The ideal gift for the high school or college graduate is a job. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Also See: Book Quotes Graduation Quotes |
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| Thomas Dekker (John Connor): |
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... we read, we learned, I didn't get killed, and she didn't kill anyone, pretty good first day [of school] I think ... |
| From Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
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| Also See: Death Quotes |
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| Ellen Page (Juno MacGuff): |
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... I'm pregnant ... |
| Michael Cera (Paulie Bleeker): |
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... what should we do? |
| Ellen Page: |
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... well, you know, I was jus ... I was thinking I would just nip it in the bud, before it gets worse, 'cause they were talking about in health class how pregnancy it often can lead to an infant ... |
| Michael Cera: |
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... typically, yeah, yeah, that is what happens when our moms and teachers get pregnant ... |
| From Juno
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| Also See: Family Quotes Movie Quotes Pregnant Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... I can't wait to get Nick's [DiPaolo's] new comedy album, its called stop me if you heard this in junior high school ... |
| From Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary
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| Also See: Harmful If Swallowed Quotes Retaliation Quotes |
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| Ellen Pompeo (Nicole): |
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... I told him that I had a crush on you in high school and I think I got him a little jealous ... |
| Luke Wilson (Mitch Martin): |
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... you had a crush on me, you got to be kidding me, I was obsessed with you, I mean not in a dangerous way, I just watched you a lot from a distance ... |
| From Old School
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Brian George (UN Secretary): |
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... now, Mr Evil ... |
| Mike Myers (Dr. Evil): |
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... Dr Evil, I didn't spend 6 years in evil medical school to become Mr, thank you very much ... |
| From Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
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| Also See: Doctor Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Shia LaBeouf (Mutt Williams): |
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... you're a teacher? |
| Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones): |
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... part time ... |
| From Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Lorrie Bess Crumley (School teacher): |
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... Mr Bobby, there's no smoking in here ... |
| Gary Cole (Reese Bobby): |
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... oh, it's all right darlin', I'm a volunteer fireman ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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Experience is the only school from which no one ever graduates. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Also See: Book Quotes Graduation Quotes |
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| Jeremy Piven (Droz): |
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... that's the beauty of college these days, Tommy, you can major in Gameboy if you know how to [bs] ... |
| From PCU
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... they used to beat me up after Sunday School, I used to get beat up ... yeah, that's a nice little thank you from Jesus ... |
| From The Tonight Show
on October 25, 2007
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Catman Cohen: |
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We need to place velvet ropes around the hospitals, fire-stations, schools, soldiers barracks, and police stations of this nation. People should line up in front of those buildings, begging for entrance, as though they were the hottest nightclubs in the nation. It should be a privilege, no less than a divine honor, to touch or receive an autograph from a nurse, fireman, soldier, teacher, or cop today. They are the heroes we need to reclaim desperately or we will perish in a society whose caretakers have become pretty heiresses, porno muscle-heads, ball players, fame groupies, and aspiring entertainers. |
| From CatmanCohen.com
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| Also See: Inspirational Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Jeremy Piven (Droz): |
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... allright, what do you need, bottle rockets, dental damn, redi whip, term papers ... |
| From PCU
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| Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn (Peter La Fleur): |
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... hang on a second, you want to become a cheerleader to prove to a girl that you are not a loser? |
| Justin Long (Justin): |
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... yeah ... why? |
| Vince Vaughn: |
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... nothing, just high school's changed a little since I was a kid ... |
| From Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Sacha Baron Cohen (Jean Girard): |
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... you know why I came to America, Ricky Bobby? |
| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... public schools, healthcare system, giant waterparks, I mean the same reason anyone comes to America ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
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... I know he [Fred Thompson] is very qualified, his character on Law & Order went to Yale Law School ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on September 4, 2007
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| Also See: Fred Thompson Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Will Ferrell (Steve Butabi): |
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... the truth is, I'm a rebel and you're like this sweet girl next door type ... |
| Molly Shannon (Emily Sanderson): |
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... Steve, you are forgetting, I'm in college, I go to college, ok? ... translation, drunken orgies with occasional CliffsNotes ... |
| From A Night at the Roxbury
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| Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Movie Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Catman Cohen: |
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There will be hope for our society when the day arrives where MySpace models, porno actresses, rock stars,
and the scandalously famous can count their friends in the hundreds while the nurses, teachers, firemen, soldiers, police,
environmentalists, and social activits can count their friends in hundreds of thousands. Until such time, our priorities
are wrong and we continue down a slippery slope. |
| From CatmanCohen.com
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Friendship Quotes Inspirational Quotes MySpace Quotes |
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| Becky Thyre (Moonbeam): |
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... if every student on this campus were to starve, it would be worth the life of a calf ... |
| From PCU
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| Also See: Life Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Catman Cohen: |
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We live in a society where increasingly our eco-socio-politico eductation is presented by
"court jesters" such as Bill Maher, Howard Stern, Al Franken, et al. Just how low have we sunk when people
require a punch line in order to examine any serious topic? It won't be long before the only requirements to become
a school teacher will be a great stand-up routine and a colorful clown's wig. |
| From CatmanCohen.com
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| Also See: Howard Stern Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
on June 15, 2006
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| Also See: Sports Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Ben Affleck (Chuckie): |
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... so this is a Harvard bar, huh? ... I thought there would be equations on the wall ... |
| From Good Will Hunting
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Mila Kunis (Meg Griffin): |
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... I can not believe this is happening to me, I can never go back to school again ... |
| Stewie Griffin: |
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oh yes Meg, yes yes, yes everything was going swimmingly for you until this ... yes yes this is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses ... no no no, its this ... do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight ...
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| From Family Guy
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| Also See: Death Quotes |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... where did you graduate again, university of duhhhh ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Also See: Graduation Quotes |
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| Jeremy Piven (Droz): |
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... Well, here's all you need to know. Classes, nothing before 11. Beer, its your best friend, you drink a lot of it. Women, you're a freshman, so its pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car? ... Someone on your hall will, find them and make friends with them on the first day ... |
| From PCU
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| Also See: Best Quotes Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Food Quotes Friendship Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... did you hear I finally graduated? |
| David Spade (Richard): |
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... yeah, just a shade under a decade too, all right ... |
| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... you know a lot of people go to college for 7 years ... |
| David Spade (Richard): |
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... I know, they're called doctors ... |
| From Tommy Boy
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| Also See: Doctor Quotes Graduation Quotes Movie Quotes |
