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Football quotes are sports quotes about football, quotes about the Super Bowl, and quotes by football players and coaches. Note that this is American Football and not futball or soccer. If you like football quotes, you also might like basketball quotes.

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Merle Kessler: Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.
From San Francisco Chronicle on November 13, 1985
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H.L. Mencken: College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students - there would be a great increase in broken arms, legs and necks.
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Joe Paterno: ... the will to win is important but the will to prepare is vital ...
From Crossword Puzzle on January 29, 2009
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Shia LaBeouf (Sam Witwicky): ... that wasn't like a real tryout, I was researching a book I was writing ...
Travis Van Winkle (Trent): ... oh yeah?
Shia LaBeouf: ... yeah ...
Travis Van Winkle: ... yeah, what's it about .. sucking at sports?
Shia LaBeouf: ... no, it's about the link between brain damage and football ... no, it's a good book, your friends will love it, you know, its got mazes in it, and, you know, little coloring areas, sections, pop up pictures, it's a lot of fun ...
From Transformers
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Kristen Stewart (Lucy Hardwicke): ... so ... think I'm dating the quarterback of the football team ... I don't know, does it get more breakfast club than that ...
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John Caponera: ... who knew the pilgrims liked football so much ...
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Howard Stern: ... give me a prediction of the final score [for Super Bowl 2008] ...
Junior Seau: ... I guarantee it will start zero zero ...
From Howard Stern Show
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Tom Cruise (Jerry Maguire): ... I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you while singing your own song in a new comercial starring you, broadcast during the Super Bowl in a game that you are winning, and I will not sleep until that happens ...
From Jerry Maguire
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Adam Sandler (Paul Crewe): ... you play football?
Chris Rock (Caretaker): ... man, I'm so bad at sports, they used to pick me after the white kids ...
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Big Prisoner: ... will you teach me how to play football?
Chris Rock (Caretaker): ... I will do whatever you want, just don't eat me ...
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