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Norm MacDonald (Frank):		... when I graduated first grade all my father did for me was, tell me to get a job ...
From Billy Madison

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Rocky La Porte:		... you know how they say you never forget your first school teacher, I had mine like 4 years in a row ... I was dating her by the time I got out of that joint ...
From Comedy Central Presents

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Evan Esar:		[Graduation:] A ceremony that marks the end of college study and the beginning of education.
From Esar's Comic Dictionary

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Evan Esar:		The thing that surprises the college graduate most when he gets out in the world is to find out how much uneducated people know.
From 20,000 Quips & Quotes

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Evan Esar:		The ideal gift for the high school or college graduate is a job.
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Evan Esar:		Experience is the only school from which no one ever graduates.
From 20,000 Quips & Quotes

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Stewie Griffin:		... where did you graduate again, university of duhhhh ...
From Family Guy

Chris Farley (Tommy):		... did you hear I finally graduated?
David Spade (Richard):		... yeah, just a shade under a decade too, all right ...
Chris Farley (Tommy):		... you know a lot of people go to college for 7 years ...
David Spade (Richard):		... I know, they're called doctors ...
From Tommy Boy

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