| Brian Baumgartner (Eric): |
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... you lie to your families on Christmas? |
| Vince Vaughn (Brad): |
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... well you really can't spell families without lies ... |
| From Four Christmases |
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Family Quotes Holiday Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn (Beanie): |
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... college is overrated anyway, I built Speaker City from the ground up and I can barely read ... |
| From Old School |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes School Quotes |
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| Bobb'e J. Thompson (Slam): |
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... ass what? |
| Vince Vaughn (Fred Claus): |
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... assets, get your mind out of the gutter, you're better than that ... |
| From Fred Claus |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn (Beanie): |
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... Blue was old, that is what old people do, they die ... |
| From Old School |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn (Peter La Fleur): |
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... well keep your chin up, there's someone out there for everybody ... |
| Joel Moore (Owen): |
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... you think? |
| Vince Vaughn: |
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... absolutely, you know in some cases there's two somebodies for one person ... I like to call that the jackpot ... |
| From Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story |
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| Also See: Inspirational Quotes Movie Quotes Relationship Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn (Jeremy Grey): |
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... rule #32, you don't commit to a relative unless you are absolutely positive they have a pulse ... |
| From Wedding Crashers |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn (Peter La Fleur): |
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... are you sure this is completely necessary [throwing wrenches at them] ... |
| Rip Torn (Patches O'Houlihan): |
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... necessary ... is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? |
| Vince Vaughn: |
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... probably not ... |
| Rip Torn: |
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... no, but I do it anyway because its sterile and I like the taste ... |
| From Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn (Bernard Campbell): |
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... you should be proud of yourself, you have any idea how hard it is to land yourself a girl as sexually enlightened as Heidi is ... a girl like that comes around, what, every 100 years ... |
| Luke Wilson (Mitch Martin): |
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... I wasn't looking for a girl like that ... |
| Vince Vaughn: |
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... Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that seemed to work out perfectly, didn't it ... |
| From Old School |
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| Also See: History Quotes Movie Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn (Jeremy Grey): |
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... rule # 76, no excuses, play like a champion ... |
| From Wedding Crashers |
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| Also See: Inspirational Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn (Fred Claus): |
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... have you ever thought about Santa Claus? |
| Bobb'e J. Thompson (Slam): |
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... not really ... |
| Vince Vaughn: |
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... the guy's in a big red suit, flying around on reindeer, because he craves the spotlight, he's a fame junkie, the guy's a clown, he's a megalomaniac ... |
| From Fred Claus |
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes Movie Quotes Santa Claus Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn (Fred Claus): |
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... I think it is absolutely amazing, to think he [Santa Claus] can fly around to a million houses in one night, breaking and entering ... scaring little children while they're sleeping, steal all the food, eat the littke kids' cookies and stuff like that, I mean its a phenomenal occurance, and I get jacked out of my mind just thinking about all those laws being broken ... |
| From Fred Claus |
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Food Quotes Holiday Quotes Movie Quotes Santa Claus Quotes Scary Quotes |
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| Jennifer Aniston (Brooke Meyers): |
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... I want you to want to do dishes ... |
| Vince Vaughn (Gary Grobowski): |
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... why would I want to do dishes? |
| From The Break-Up |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn (Jeremy Grey): |
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... sailing is like sex to these people ... |
| From Wedding Crashers |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Sex Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn (Jeremy Grey): |
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... never walk away under pressure in a funny jacket, rule #115 ... |
| From Wedding Crashers |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn (Jeremy Grey): |
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... tattoo on the lower back, might as well be a bullseye ... |
| From Wedding Crashers |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn (Jeremy Grey): |
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... a friend in need is a pest ... |
| From Wedding Crashers |
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| Also See: Friendship Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... and you just did a movie with Owen Wilson ... |
| Rachel McAdams: |
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... yeah, and Vince Vaughn and Christopher Walken plays my dad ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... oh wow, that's allright ... |
| Rachel McAdams: |
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... you can see the resemplence ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... what's the name of that movie? |
| Rachel McAdams: |
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... ah, Wedding Crashers ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... Wedding Crashers, allright, is that like Dodgeball? |
| Rachel McAdams: |
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... I dodged a few, balls ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live |
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| Also See: Dodgeball Quotes Family Quotes Father Quotes Movie Quotes Owen Wilson Quotes Sports Quotes Talk Show Quotes Wedding Crashers Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn (Wes Mantooth): |
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... nice clothes, I didn't know Salvation Army was having a sale ... |
| From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn (Bernard Campbell): |
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... why don't you just give me your number, this way if something happens to my wife I'll give you a call ... |
| From Old School |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Lance Armstrong: |
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... I think you better hurry up or you're gonna be late ... |
| Vince Vaughn (Peter La Fleur): |
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... uhh, actually I decided to quit, Lance ... |
| Lance Armstrong: |
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... quit ... you know once I thought about quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung, and testicular cancer ... all at the same time ... but with the love and support of my friends and family I got back on the bike, and I won the Tour De France 5 times in a row, but I am sure you have a good reason to quit ... so what are you dying from that is keeping you from the finals? |
| Vince Vaughn: |
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... right now it feels a little bit like, shame ... |
| Lance Armstrong: |
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... well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life ... but good luck to you Peter, I am sure this decision won't haunt you forever ... |
| From Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Friendship Quotes Love Quotes Movie Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn (Peter La Fleur): |
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... hang on a second, you want to become a cheerleader to prove to a girl that you are not a loser? |
| Justin Long (Justin): |
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... yeah ... why? |
| Vince Vaughn: |
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... nothing, just high school's changed a little since I was a kid ... |
| From Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes School Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn (Jeremy Grey): |
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... rule # 6, do not sit in the corner and sulk, it draws attention to you in a negative way, draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms ... |
| From Wedding Crashers |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn (Jeremy Grey): |
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... Mr Environmental is also a hunter, its kinda an interesting combination ... |
| Bradley Cooper (Zachary Lodge): |
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... I hunt quail Jeremy, they are over populated in this region and they are decimating the grubworm population, you have a ****ing problem with that? |
| Vince Vaughn: |
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... not nearly as much as the atire you have on or your general point of view towards everyone, but lets go kill some birds, I am psyched ... |
| From Wedding Crashers |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Hunting Quotes Movie Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Isla Fisher (Gloria): |
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... Jeremy, you are amazing ... |
| Vince Vaughn (Jeremy): |
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... oh God, I think you're amazing ... |
| Isla Fisher: |
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... oh my God, don't ever leave me ... |
| Vince Vaughn: |
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... ever ... |
| Isla Fisher: |
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... good, because I'd find you ... |
| From Wedding Crashers |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn: |
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... I am going to go home, see Dr. Finklestein, and I am gonna tell him we have a whole new bag of issues now ... we can forget about Mom for a while ... |
| From Wedding Crashers |
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| Also See: Doctor Quotes Family Quotes Movie Quotes |
