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Catman Cohen
Catman Cohen Quotes are controversial and famous quotes of Catman Cohen who is a musician and social activist.

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Catman Cohen: I am not a big fan of musical or verbal illiteracy, even in the name of teenage rebellion, but the Rap handshake, fist touching fist, is a blessing I hope will replace the traditional handshake mainstream: less germs, fewer diseases, and not as sticky.
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Catman Cohen: Advertisers control the music biz and God help the artists whose songs or lifestyles fail to endorse the consumption of bling-bling. Maybe I'm doomed because the only product I want to sell anybody is the bling-bling of awareness.
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Catman Cohen: Some things just don't make sense anymore: if society pays a young songwriter royalties on a single creation until the day he dies, then why not pay a fireman equivalent royalties in perpetuity for his own "act of art," namely the extinguishment of a single, major fire in which many lives are saved?
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Catman Cohen: We need to place velvet ropes around the hospitals, fire-stations, schools, soldiers barracks, and police stations of this nation. People should line up in front of those buildings, begging for entrance, as though they were the hottest nightclubs in the nation. It should be a privilege, no less than a divine honor, to touch or receive an autograph from a nurse, fireman, soldier, teacher, or cop today. They are the heroes we need to reclaim desperately or we will perish in a society whose caretakers have become pretty heiresses, porno muscle-heads, ball players, fame groupies, and aspiring entertainers.
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Catman Cohen: Used to have a sweet singing voice in my younger years or so the frogs down by the pond told me.
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Catman Cohen: Being old and wrinkled in the music biz today makes you as popular as a leper with AIDS attending an orgy.
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Catman Cohen: ... I met Paris Hilton, a sweet thin girl, who did not know who I am and, as I discovered, did not know who she is either, other than what the media told her to be ...
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Catman Cohen: Increasingly, I see all adults as mere babies in grown-up bodies ... and sometimes I fantasize about what it would be like to become everybody's surrogate father ... and just do my best to protect each and every person against the evils of the world that harm and defeat so many good souls.
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Catman Cohen: There will be hope for our society when the day arrives where MySpace models, porno actresses, rock stars, and the scandalously famous can count their friends in the hundreds while the nurses, teachers, firemen, soldiers, police, environmentalists, and social activits can count their friends in hundreds of thousands. Until such time, our priorities are wrong and we continue down a slippery slope.
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Catman Cohen: We live in a society where increasingly our eco-socio-politico eductation is presented by "court jesters" such as Bill Maher, Howard Stern, Al Franken, et al. Just how low have we sunk when people require a punch line in order to examine any serious topic? It won't be long before the only requirements to become a school teacher will be a great stand-up routine and a colorful clown's wig.
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