| Tom Hardy (Tommy Conlon): |
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... I liked you better when you were drunk ... |
| From Warrior
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| Jane Lynch (Sue Sylvester): |
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... commercials aren't real life, advertisers are manipulative alcoholics who use images to play on our emotions, haven't you seen Mad Men ... |
| From Glee
on May 8, 2012
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Life Quotes |
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| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
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... supposedly, alcohol will make my baby have 3 heads, and 16 toes ... |
| Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): |
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... umm, wanna get some crack cocain? |
| From Grey's Anatomy
on January 6, 2011
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Scary Quotes |
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| Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin): |
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... see Peter, a hangover is nature's way of telling you that I'm right ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Lois Griffin Quotes |
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| Denis Leary (Tommy Gavin): |
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... he's drinking again? |
| Lenny Clarke (Uncle Teddy): |
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... like a Kennedy on Election Day ... |
| From Rescue Me
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Political Quotes |
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| Dave Attell: |
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... I guess you know you are really drunk when you get pulled over by the coast guard ... |
| From Unknown
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| Also See: Drug Quotes |
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| David Letterman: |
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... Thanksgiving is the day when ... my mom, after six Bloody Marys, looks at the turkey and goes: "Here kitty, kitty" ... |
| From Uncle John's Quintessential Collection of Notable Quotations: For Every Occasion
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| Also See: Book Quotes Drug Quotes Family Quotes Food Quotes Holiday Quotes Mother Quotes Talk Show Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes |
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| Bill Murray (Phil): |
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... it's the same thing your whole life ... clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine, ever ... oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks ... |
| Rick Ducommun (Gus): |
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... Phil, that's one I happen to agree with ... |
| From Groundhog Day
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Family Quotes Life Quotes Movie Quotes Sister Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
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... what's with this you never having a drink? |
| Dane Cook: |
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... I look at Artie and feel he is me in another dimension ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on November 4, 2009
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| Also See: Artie Lange Quotes Drug Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Quentin Tarantino: |
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... 6 empty bottles of wine ... that's how you get the most sought after guy [Brad Pitt] on the planet Earth ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... that's how you end up with a whole house of kids, drink six bottles of wine ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
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| Also See: Brad Pitt Quotes Drug Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Artie Lange: |
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... she [Jessica Biel] was born the year I got my first DWI ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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| Also See: Birthday Quotes Drug Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Samuel L. Jackson (Gerald Olin): |
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... you do drink, don't you ... |
| John Cusack (Mike Enslin): |
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... ofcourse, I just said I was a writer ... |
| From 1408
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Seth Rogen: |
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... honestly, I wish I got to do this a long time ago, in a different era in Hollywood perhaps, maybe like the 80s, you know, that way instead of getting drunk with Mickey Rourke tonight, I'd be doing cocain with Mickey Rourke tonight ... |
| Elizabeth Banks: |
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... you did do cocain with Mickey Rourke tonight ... |
| From The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards
on January 11, 2009
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| Also See: Drug Quotes |
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| Zooey Deschanel (Kit): |
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... good news, it's champaigne Thursday ... |
| Sarah Jessica Parker (Paula): |
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... it's Friday ... |
| Zooey Deschanel: |
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... uh, yeah, Thursday came twice this week ... |
| Sarah Jessica Parker: |
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... oh, for the third straight week ... |
| From Failure to Launch
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Will Ferrell (Frank Ricard): |
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... thought maybe I could crash here tonight, if that's allright with you, Marissa's going through some, personal stuff ... |
| Luke Wilson (Mitch Martin): |
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... personal stuff like you, ah, running through the neighborhood drunk and naked ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... that ... and and, some other stuff ... |
| From Old School
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| John Scurti (Lou Shea): |
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... you guys eat something before you joined us? |
| Steven Pasquale (Sean Garrity): |
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... we did, we had a couple of burgers at the Bistro ... |
| Artie Lange (Lou's Cousin): |
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... perfect ... its good to have some food in your belly ... this way when the puking starts you got something to, you know, heave up instead of the lining of your stomach ... |
| From Rescue Me
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Food Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... here's how you know, that you're really drunk ... I figured it out ... when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time ... |
| From Comedy Central Presents
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Harmful If Swallowed Quotes |
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| Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin): |
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... you're drunk again ... |
| Peter Griffin: |
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... no, I'm just exhausted from being up all night drinking ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Lois Griffin Quotes |
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| Marko Elgart: |
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... I don't understand why you have to be members of MySpace, so you can post to 500 million people that I got really drunk last night ... |
| From New York Comedy Club
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| Also See: Drug Quotes MySpace Quotes |
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| Keira Knightley (Elizabeth Swann): |
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... so that's it then, that's the secret grand adventure fo the infamous Jack Sparrow ... he spent 3 days lying on the beach drinking rum ... |
| Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow): |
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... welcome to the Caribbean love ... |
| From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Bruce Hunter (NSA Agent): |
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... the way I see it, the question isn't, why should you work for the NSA, the question is why shouldn't you ... |
| Matt Damon (Will Hunting): |
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... why shouldn't I work for the NSA, that's a tough one, I'll give it a shot, say I'm working at the NSA and somebody puts a code on my desk that no one else can break, maybe I take a shot at it, maybe I break it, and I'm real happy with myself because I did my job well, but maybe that code was the location to some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East and once they have that location they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding, 1500 people that I never met, never had no problem get killed ... now the politicians are saying, oh send in the marines to secure the area because they don't give a **** ... won't be their kid over there getting shot, just like it wasn't them when their number got called 'cause they were off doing their tour in the National Guard, maybe some kid from Southy over there taking shrapnel in the ass, he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country where he just got back from and the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job 'cause he'll work for 15 cents
a day and no bathroom breaks, meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price, and ofcourse the oil companies use the little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices, a cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two fifty a gallon, they're taking their sweet time bringing the oil back, maybe they took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes drinking martinis and playing slalom with the icebergs, it ain't too long before he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic ... so now my buddies out of work, he can't afford to drive, so he's walking to the ****ing job interviews, which sucks because the shrapnel in his ass is giving him chronic hemroids and meanwhile he's starvin because every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're serving is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State ... so what did I think ... I'm holding out for something better ... I figure **** it, while I'm at it, why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to a sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the national guard, I could be elected president ... |
| Robin Williams (Sean Maguire): |
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... you feel like you are alone Will? |
| From Good Will Hunting
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| Also See: Death Quotes Drug Quotes Food Quotes Friendship Quotes Happy Quotes Movie Quotes Political Quotes |
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| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... let me just quote the late great Colonel Sanders, he said, "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| Also See: Colonel Sanders Quotes Drug Quotes Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Jeremy Piven (Droz): |
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... times have changed in the past 30 years, Tho-mas, we no longer swill sherry and screw goats for fun anymore ... |
| From PCU
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Movie Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Will Ferrell (Steve Butabi): |
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... the truth is, I'm a rebel and you're like this sweet girl next door type ... |
| Molly Shannon (Emily Sanderson): |
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... Steve, you are forgetting, I'm in college, I go to college, ok? ... translation, drunken orgies with occasional CliffsNotes ... |
| From A Night at the Roxbury
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Movie Quotes School Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Cole Hauser (Billy): |
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... you are legally allowed to drink kid, so we figured the best thing for you is a car ... |
| From Good Will Hunting
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| Also See: Best Quotes Drug Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Jeremy Piven (Droz): |
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... Well, here's all you need to know. Classes, nothing before 11. Beer, its your best friend, you drink a lot of it. Women, you're a freshman, so its pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car? ... Someone on your hall will, find them and make friends with them on the first day ... |
| From PCU
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| Also See: Best Quotes Drug Quotes Food Quotes Friendship Quotes Movie Quotes School Quotes |
