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Everybody Loves Raymond
Everybody Loves Raymond quotes are funny quotes from the funny TV show staring Ray Romano (Ray), Patricia Heaton (Debra), Peter Boyle (Frank), Doris Roberts (Marie), and Brad Garrett (Robert).

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Ray Romano (Ray Barone): ... would I go to see a pediatrist or a proctologist to remove a foot from my ass?
From Everybody Loves Raymond
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Ray Romano (Ray Barone): ... isn't that why you like me?
Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone): ... I love you, I have to like you ...
From Everybody Loves Raymond
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Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone): ... I guess I want you to want to be here but not actually be here ...
Ray Romano (Ray Barone): ... I can do that ...
From Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray Romano (Ray Barone): ... we don't need classes, we are great parents, ok you are a great parent and I am your lovely assistant ...
From Everybody Loves Raymond
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Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone): ... Ray, this isn't about winning or losing ...
Ray Romano (Ray Barone): ... that is what you normally hear from the losers ...
From Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray Romano (Ray Barone): ... Ally, you have to do what Mommy says ...
Madylin Sweeten (Ally Barone): ... why?
Ray Romano: ... because I do ...
From Everybody Loves Raymond
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Ray Romano (Ray Barone): ... I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life ...
From Everybody Loves Raymond
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Ray Romano (Ray Barone): ... don't try to get me to change my mind, ok, I see you're firing up all those pistons in your little guilt machine ...
Doris Roberts (Marie Barone): ... I don't have a guilt machine, Raymond ... all I have is the hope that, our family can be happy ...
Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone): ... there's a lot of miles on that machine but it runs like new ...
From Everybody Loves Raymond
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Peter Boyle (Frank Barone): ... I could have eaten a box of Alpha-Bits and crapped a better interview ...
From Everybody Loves Raymond

Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone): ... your mom was right ...
Ray Romano (Ray Barone): ... oh no, that is crazy talk ...
From Everybody Loves Raymond
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Brad Garrett (Robert): ... three women at one time, I didn't think I would have three women in my whole life ...
Peter Boyle (Frank): ... we all lost money on that bet ...
From Everybody Loves Raymond

Peter Boyle (Frank): ... you're a trophy wife ... what kind of contest in hell did I win?
From Everybody Loves Raymond
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Ray Romano (Ray): ... it is even better the second time now that my tongue isn't scared ...
From Everybody Loves Raymond
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