| Ray Romano (Ray Barone): | 
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	... would I go to see a pediatrist or a proctologist to remove a foot from my ass? | 
	| From Everybody Loves Raymond
		
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| Also See: Doctor Quotes  | 
	 
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	| Ray Romano (Ray Barone): | 
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	... isn't that why you like me? | 
	| Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone): | 
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	... I love you, I have to like you ... | 
	| From Everybody Loves Raymond
		
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| Also See: Friendship Quotes Love Quotes  | 
	 
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	| Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone): | 
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	... I guess I want you to want to be here but not actually be here ... | 
	| Ray Romano (Ray Barone): | 
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	... I can do that ... | 
	| From Everybody Loves Raymond
		
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	| Ray Romano (Ray Barone): | 
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	... we don't need classes, we are great parents, ok you are a great parent and I am your lovely assistant ... | 
	| From Everybody Loves Raymond
		
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| Also See: Family Quotes School Quotes  | 
	 
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	| Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone): | 
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	... Ray, this isn't about winning or losing ... | 
	| Ray Romano (Ray Barone): | 
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	... that is what you normally hear from the losers ... | 
	| From Everybody Loves Raymond
		
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	| Ray Romano (Ray Barone): | 
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	... Ally, you have to do what Mommy says ... | 
	| Madylin Sweeten (Ally Barone): | 
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	... why? | 
	| Ray Romano: | 
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	... because I do ... | 
	| From Everybody Loves Raymond
		
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| Also See: Family Quotes Mother Quotes  | 
	 
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	| Ray Romano (Ray Barone): | 
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	... I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life ... | 
	| From Everybody Loves Raymond
		
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| Also See: Life Quotes  | 
	 
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	| Ray Romano (Ray Barone): | 
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	... don't try to get me to change my mind, ok, I see you're firing up all those pistons in your little guilt machine ... | 
	| Doris Roberts (Marie Barone): | 
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	... I don't have a guilt machine, Raymond ... all I have is the hope that, our family can be happy ... | 
	| Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone): | 
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	... there's a lot of miles on that machine but it runs like new ... | 
	| From Everybody Loves Raymond
		
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| Also See: Family Quotes Happy Quotes  | 
	 
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	| Peter Boyle (Frank Barone): | 
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	... I could have eaten a box of Alpha-Bits and crapped a better interview ... | 
	| From Everybody Loves Raymond
		
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	| Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone): | 
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	... your mom was right ... | 
	| Ray Romano (Ray Barone): | 
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	... oh no, that is crazy talk ... | 
	| From Everybody Loves Raymond
		
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| Also See: Crazy Quotes  | 
	 
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	| Brad Garrett (Robert): | 
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	... three women at one time, I didn't think I would have three women in my whole life ... | 
	| Peter Boyle (Frank): | 
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	... we all lost money on that bet ... | 
	| From Everybody Loves Raymond
		
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	| Peter Boyle (Frank): | 
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	... you're a trophy wife ... what kind of contest in hell did I win? | 
	| From Everybody Loves Raymond
		
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| Also See: Family Quotes  | 
	 
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	| Ray Romano (Ray): | 
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	... it is even better the second time now that my tongue isn't scared ... | 
	| From Everybody Loves Raymond
		
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| Also See: Scary Quotes  |