| Jane Lynch (Sue Sylvester): |
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... the two of you are making a very serious mistake today, the likes of which has not been seen since the Mexican Indians sold Manhattan to George Washington for an up skirt photo of Betsy Ross ... |
| From Glee
on September 21, 2010
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| Megan Fox (Mikaela Banes): |
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... are you, are you new to school, this year, this is your first year? |
| Shia LaBeouf (Sam Witwicky): |
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... oh, no, no, ah, we've been in the same school since first grade ... |
| Megan Fox: |
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... really? |
| Shia LaBeouf: |
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... yeah ... |
| Megan Fox: |
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... no ... |
| Shia LaBeouf: |
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... yeah, long time ... |
| Megan Fox: |
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... well do, do we have any classes together? |
| Shia LaBeouf: |
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... uh, yeah, yeah, history ... language arts, math, science ... |
| From Transformers
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| Artie Lange: |
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... if you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on March 4, 2009
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| Winston Churchill: |
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History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. |
| From The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
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| Vince Vaughn (Bernard Campbell): |
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... you should be proud of yourself, you have any idea how hard it is to land yourself a girl as sexually enlightened as Heidi is ... a girl like that comes around, what, every 100 years ... |
| Luke Wilson (Mitch Martin): |
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... I wasn't looking for a girl like that ... |
| Vince Vaughn: |
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... Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that seemed to work out perfectly, didn't it ... |
| From Old School
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| Bill Murray (John Winger): |
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... I have a plan ... |
| Harold Ramis (Russell Ziskey): |
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... great, Custer had a plan ... |
| From Stripes
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| Tolstoy: |
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History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Al Pacino (Don Michael Corleone): |
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... if anything in this life is certain ... if history has taught us anything ... is that you can kill anyone ... |
| From The Godfather: Part II
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| David Koechner (Champ Kind): |
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... what in the hell is diversity? |
| Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy): |
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... well, I I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era ... |
| From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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| David Spade (Rand): |
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... hi, well well, I see we have a new pledge, Mayflower material I presume? |
| Chris Young (Tom): |
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... huh? |
| David Spade: |
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... It's a boat, your ancestors obviously didn't come over on it, but hey its the 90s, we'll take whatever we can get ... |
| From PCU
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |