| Kaley Cuoco (Penny): |
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... I'm your best friend? |
| Mayim Bialik (Amy Farrah Fowler): |
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... don't you read my blog? |
| Kaley Cuoco: |
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... oh, don't feel bad, I never read Leonard's and I used to sleep with him ... |
| From The Big Bang Theory
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| Also See: Friendship Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Will Ferrell (Tiger Woods): |
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... what can I say, I'm the best, in your face ... |
| From ESPY Awards
on July 20, 2008
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| Also See: Sports Quotes Tiger Woods Quotes |
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| Eric Dane (Dr. Mark Sloan): |
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... the most refined, professional, lady like doctor in this hospital came to my defense today ... best she could come up with was, he's a whore ... I am a whore ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy
on May 8, 2008
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| Also See: Doctor Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): |
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... you can't take the pressure, how it is ... |
| Katherine Heigl (Dr. Izzie Stevens): |
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... you're right Christina, in the contest to see who can be the best robot, you win ... |
| Sandra Oh: |
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... ooh, oo, oo, ooh ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy
on January 10, 2008
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| Chris Rock: |
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... the reason coke and weed are illegal in America because the best coke and weed ain't made in America ... |
| From Never Scared
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| Also See: Drug Quotes |
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| David Letterman: |
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... [Donald Trump] I know your doctor, he is the best ear, nose, and wallet guy there is ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman
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| Also See: Doctor Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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... writing things down is the best secret of a good memory ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle
on September 18, 2008
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| Also See: 20,000 Quips & Quotes Quotes |
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| Paul Johansson (Dan Scott): |
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... you know what they call the best player on a losing team? |
| James Lafferty (Nathan Scott): |
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... a loser ... |
| Paul Johansson: |
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... bingo, a loser ... |
| From One Tree Hill
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| Also See: Basketball Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Michael Sheen (David Frost): |
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... are you really saying that in certain situations, the President can decide whether it is in the best interest of the nation, and then do something illegal ... |
| Frank Langella (Richard Nixon): |
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... I'm saying, that when the President does it, that means it's not illegal ... |
| From Frost/Nixon
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Ricardo Montalban (Khan): |
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... do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold ... it is very cold, in space ... |
| From Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan
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| Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... dear tiny Jesus, with your golden, fleece diapers, with your tiny little fat balled up fist ... |
| Ted Manson (Chip): |
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... he was a man, he had a beard ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... look, I like the baby version the best, do you hear me? |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Ryan Gosling (Noah Calhoun): |
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... the best love is the kind that weakens the soul, and makes us reach for more, puts pints of fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds ... |
| From The Notebook
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| Also See: Love Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| David Arquette (Gus): |
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... what's the best thing about dating homeless girls, you can drop them off anywhere ... |
| From 3000 Miles to Graceland
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Relationship Quotes |
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| James Caviezel (Warren Earp): |
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... Wyatt ... you're still a marshal around here, ain't you? |
| Dennis Quaid (Doc Holliday): |
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... sure ... but now he's gonna be a marshal, and an outlaw ... best of both worlds, son ... |
| From Wyatt Earp
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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The best time to relax is when you don't have time to relax. |
| From Crossword Puzzle
on December 13, 2007
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| Also See: 20,000 Quips & Quotes Quotes |
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| Jack Handey: |
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... I think the best Thanksgiving we ever had was one where we didn't even have a turkey ... Mom and Dad sat us kids down and explained that business hadn't been good at Dad's store, so we couldn't afford a turkey ... we had vegetables and bread and pie, and it was just fine ... later on I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom to thank them and I caught them eating a little turkey ... I guess that really wasn't the best Thanksgiving ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live)
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Food Quotes Holiday Quotes Mother Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes |
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| Seth Rogen (Ben Stone): |
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... honestly, when you look at me, do you not think at all, like, well if he just never existed, I would have avoided a massive heap of trouble, you know ... |
| Harold Ramis (Ben's Dad): |
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... absolutely not, I, I love you totally and completely, you're the best thing that ever happened to me ... |
| Seth Rogen: |
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... I'm the best thing that ever happened to you? |
| Harold Ramis: |
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... yeah ... |
| Seth Rogen: |
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... now I just feel bad for you ... |
| From Knocked Up
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| Also See: Love Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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... the best way to make a long story short is to stop listening ... |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Also See: Book Quotes Crossword Puzzle Quotes |
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| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... here's the deal, I'm the best there is, plain and simple, I mean I wake up every morning and I kiss excellence, and nobody can hang with my stuff, uh, you know I'm just a, just a big hairy American winning machine, you ain't first, you're last, you know, what I'm talking about ... that phrase is trademarked and not to be used without the permission of Ricky Bobby Inc. ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Oscar Wilde: |
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... the worst work is always done with the best intentions ... |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Also See: Book Quotes |
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| Catman Cohen: |
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Increasingly, I see all adults as mere babies in grown-up bodies ... and sometimes I fantasize about what it would be like to become everybody's surrogate father ... and just do my best to protect each and every person against the evils of the world that harm and defeat so many good souls. |
| From CatmanCohen.com
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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... the best time to make friends is before you need them ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle
on February 22, 2007
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| Also See: Friendship Quotes |
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| Cole Hauser (Billy): |
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... you are legally allowed to drink kid, so we figured the best thing for you is a car ... |
| From Good Will Hunting
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| Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts. |
| From Crossword Puzzle
on September 7, 2006
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| Jeremy Piven (Droz): |
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... Well, here's all you need to know. Classes, nothing before 11. Beer, its your best friend, you drink a lot of it. Women, you're a freshman, so its pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car? ... Someone on your hall will, find them and make friends with them on the first day ... |
| From PCU
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| Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Food Quotes Friendship Quotes Movie Quotes School Quotes |
