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Best quotes are quotes about best friends, things that are the best, best intentions and other similar sayings.

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Kaley Cuoco (Penny): ... I'm your best friend?
Mayim Bialik (Amy Farrah Fowler): ... don't you read my blog?
Kaley Cuoco: ... oh, don't feel bad, I never read Leonard's and I used to sleep with him ...
From The Big Bang Theory
Also See: Friendship Quotes Sex Quotes

Will Ferrell (Tiger Woods): ... what can I say, I'm the best, in your face ...
From ESPY Awards on July 20, 2008
Also See: Sports Quotes Tiger Woods Quotes

Eric Dane (Dr. Mark Sloan): ... the most refined, professional, lady like doctor in this hospital came to my defense today ... best she could come up with was, he's a whore ... I am a whore ...
From Grey's Anatomy on May 8, 2008
Also See: Doctor Quotes Sex Quotes

Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... you can't take the pressure, how it is ...
Katherine Heigl (Dr. Izzie Stevens): ... you're right Christina, in the contest to see who can be the best robot, you win ...
Sandra Oh: ... ooh, oo, oo, ooh ...
From Grey's Anatomy on January 10, 2008

Chris Rock: ... the reason coke and weed are illegal in America because the best coke and weed ain't made in America ...
From Never Scared
Also See: Drug Quotes

David Letterman: ... [Donald Trump] I know your doctor, he is the best ear, nose, and wallet guy there is ...
From Late Show with David Letterman
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Evan Esar: ... writing things down is the best secret of a good memory ...
From Crossword Puzzle on September 18, 2008
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Paul Johansson (Dan Scott): ... you know what they call the best player on a losing team?
James Lafferty (Nathan Scott): ... a loser ...
Paul Johansson: ... bingo, a loser ...
From One Tree Hill
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Michael Sheen (David Frost): ... are you really saying that in certain situations, the President can decide whether it is in the best interest of the nation, and then do something illegal ...
Frank Langella (Richard Nixon): ... I'm saying, that when the President does it, that means it's not illegal ...
From Frost/Nixon
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Ricardo Montalban (Khan): ... do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold ... it is very cold, in space ...
From Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan
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Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): ... dear tiny Jesus, with your golden, fleece diapers, with your tiny little fat balled up fist ...
Ted Manson (Chip): ... he was a man, he had a beard ...
Will Ferrell: ... look, I like the baby version the best, do you hear me?
From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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Ryan Gosling (Noah Calhoun): ... the best love is the kind that weakens the soul, and makes us reach for more, puts pints of fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds ...
From The Notebook
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David Arquette (Gus): ... what's the best thing about dating homeless girls, you can drop them off anywhere ...
From 3000 Miles to Graceland
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James Caviezel (Warren Earp): ... Wyatt ... you're still a marshal around here, ain't you?
Dennis Quaid (Doc Holliday): ... sure ... but now he's gonna be a marshal, and an outlaw ... best of both worlds, son ...
From Wyatt Earp
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Evan Esar: The best time to relax is when you don't have time to relax.
From Crossword Puzzle on December 13, 2007
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Jack Handey: ... I think the best Thanksgiving we ever had was one where we didn't even have a turkey ... Mom and Dad sat us kids down and explained that business hadn't been good at Dad's store, so we couldn't afford a turkey ... we had vegetables and bread and pie, and it was just fine ... later on I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom to thank them and I caught them eating a little turkey ... I guess that really wasn't the best Thanksgiving ...
From SNL (Saturday Night Live)
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Seth Rogen (Ben Stone): ... honestly, when you look at me, do you not think at all, like, well if he just never existed, I would have avoided a massive heap of trouble, you know ...
Harold Ramis (Ben's Dad): ... absolutely not, I, I love you totally and completely, you're the best thing that ever happened to me ...
Seth Rogen: ... I'm the best thing that ever happened to you?
Harold Ramis: ... yeah ...
Seth Rogen: ... now I just feel bad for you ...
From Knocked Up
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Evan Esar: ... the best way to make a long story short is to stop listening ...
From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): ... here's the deal, I'm the best there is, plain and simple, I mean I wake up every morning and I kiss excellence, and nobody can hang with my stuff, uh, you know I'm just a, just a big hairy American winning machine, you ain't first, you're last, you know, what I'm talking about ... that phrase is trademarked and not to be used without the permission of Ricky Bobby Inc. ...
From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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Oscar Wilde: ... the worst work is always done with the best intentions ...
From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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Catman Cohen: Increasingly, I see all adults as mere babies in grown-up bodies ... and sometimes I fantasize about what it would be like to become everybody's surrogate father ... and just do my best to protect each and every person against the evils of the world that harm and defeat so many good souls.
From CatmanCohen.com
Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes

Evan Esar: ... the best time to make friends is before you need them ...
From Crossword Puzzle on February 22, 2007
Also See: Friendship Quotes

Cole Hauser (Billy): ... you are legally allowed to drink kid, so we figured the best thing for you is a car ...
From Good Will Hunting
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Evan Esar: The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.
From Crossword Puzzle on September 7, 2006

Jeremy Piven (Droz): ... Well, here's all you need to know. Classes, nothing before 11. Beer, its your best friend, you drink a lot of it. Women, you're a freshman, so its pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car? ... Someone on your hall will, find them and make friends with them on the first day ...
From PCU
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Basketball Batman Best Birthday
Book Christmas Crazy Cute
Death Doctor Drinking Drugs
Easter Family Famous Father
Father's Day Food Football Friendship
Graduation Happy History Holidays
Inspirational Irish Life Love
Mother Movies Music MySpace
Pirate Political Pregnant Relationship
Scary School Sex Sister
Sports Talk Show Thanksgiving Valentine's Day

Quoted People:
Adam Sandler Artie Lange Brad Pitt Catman Cohen
Chris Farley Chris Rock Christian Bale Dane Cook
Daniel Tosh David Spade Ellen Pompeo Emo Philips
Evan Esar Heath Ledger Homer Simpson Howard Stern
Johnny Depp Kristen Stewart Lisa Lampanelli
 Martin Luther King, Jr
Matt LeBlanc Mitch Hedberg Oprah Winfrey Paris Hilton
Rachael Ray Sandra Oh Steven Wright Stewie Griffin
Tracy Morgan Vince Vaughn Will Ferrell Will Smith
 William Shakespeare

Quote Sources:
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Black Sheep Blues Brothers Crossword Puzzles
 Dane Cook's Harmful If Swallowed
 Dane Cook's Retaliation
 Everybody Loves Raymond
Family Guy
Friends Game of Thrones
 The Godfather
 Good Will Hunting
Grey's Anatomy Harry Potter
 Howard Stern Show
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 Late Night with Conan O'Brien
The Notebook Old School
One Tree Hill PCU
 Pirates of the Caribbean
 Sex and the City
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