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Family Guy
Family Guy is a funny cartoon created by Seth MacFarlane about the Griffins. Peter's the obnoxious, befuddled father. Lois is the loving mother. Son Chris is often confused, and daughter Meg is too smart for her own good. Speaking of smart, we'll all be in trouble if maniacal genius Stewie (the baby of the family) gets his way. Oh, and don't forget the martini-sipping mutt, Brian.

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Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin): ... see Peter, a hangover is nature's way of telling you that I'm right ...
From Family Guy
 
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Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin): ... Stewie, why don't you play in the other room ...
Stewie Griffin: ... why don't you burn in hell ...
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Peter Griffin: ... isn't bribe just another name for "love"?
From Family Guy
 
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Stewie Griffin: ... I say, did anyone listen to Howard Stern this morning, he had some strippers in the studio, they sounded hot, then he made a joke about a negro, but Robin laughed so it was ok ...
From Family Guy
 
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Peter Griffin: ... I heard you ran into my identical twin at the ballgame yesterday ... and if you don't buy that, I am sorry for going to the game yesterday ...
From Family Guy
 
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Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin): ... Stewie, I expect you to finish off your vegetables ...
Stewie Griffin: ... oh rest assured you relentless heroine, I expect I should finish them all off ... and you as well ...
From Family Guy
 
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Stewie Griffin: ... what do you say to that broccoli ... stop mocking me ...
From Family Guy
 
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Stewie Griffin: ... that's more disgusting than when Peter went through that daisy dukes stage ...
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Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin): ... Peter, it is 7 in the morning ...
Brian Griffin: ... thanks for the update Big Ben ...
From Family Guy
 

 
Stewie Griffin: ... can I count to three, for god's sake I am already shooting at a fifth grade level ...
From Family Guy
 

 
Stewie Griffin: ... victory is mine!
From Family Guy
 
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Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin): ... you're drunk again ...
Peter Griffin: ... no, I'm just exhausted from being up all night drinking ...
From Family Guy
 
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Stewie Griffin: ... play Wheels on the Bus and get the hell out of my sight ...
From Family Guy
 
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Stewie Griffin: ... question me again and I will put you on diaper detail, and I promise I won't make it easy on you ...
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Peter Griffin: ... because if we never teach our kids to read, how will they ever know what's on?
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Stewie Griffin: ... my, what a thumping good read [The Bible], lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two by fours ... I'd say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh ...
From Family Guy
 
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Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin): ... breast feeding's just so painful since Stewie's teeth are coming in, now I feel how Alec Baldwin feels when he feeds his brothers ...
From Family Guy
 
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Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin): ... I know its [the baby formula] different than you're used to but you'll see its just as good ...
Stewie Griffin: ... mmm, yes, thats what we were promised about Jim Belushi some 25 laugh free years ago ...
From Family Guy
 

 
Stewie Griffin: ... yeah, who cares what you say, you're a dog, you can't see colors, which means you can't see the colors on the American flag, Commie ...
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Seth Green (Chris Griffin): ... if I had a hole in my throat, I would put pennies in it ...
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Peter Griffin: ... I guess the lesson learned here is that it doesn't matter where everyone is from as long as we're all the same religion ...
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Stewie Griffin: ... when the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless ...
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Mila Kunis (Meg Griffin): ... I can not believe this is happening to me, I can never go back to school again ...
Stewie Griffin: oh yes Meg, yes yes, yes everything was going swimmingly for you until this ... yes yes this is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses ... no no no, its this ... do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight ...
From Family Guy
 
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Peter Griffin: ... don't worry, he's a trained bear, he is in no real danger ...
From Family Guy
 

 
Peter Griffin: ... I don't see strippers passing out free tacos ... Lois, you lied to me ...
From Family Guy
 
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Peter Griffin: ... come one come all, she floats like a butterfly and stings like I pee ...
From Family Guy
 

 
Brian Griffin: ... know what is amazing, you inspired the whole neighborhood to work together ...
Peter Griffin: ... know what is amazing Brian, I haven't brushed my teeth in 3 days and nobody has noticed ...
From Family Guy
 
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Stewie Griffin: ... damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
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Stewie Griffin: ... nothing says oh baby like a fresh head on a pike ...
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Peter Griffin: ... milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner is where fudge is made ...
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Stewie Griffin: ... ha, ha, ha, ha ...
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Stewie Griffin: ... I was curious ...
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Stewie Griffin: ... ahhh, what are you doing ...
Brian Griffin: ... I am cleaning myself ...
Stewie Griffin: ... you were clean 15 minutes ago, now you are just on vacation ...
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Stewie Griffin: ... where did you graduate again, university of duhhhh ...
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Stewie Griffin: ... here is a vision test for you, is this a turd or the remote control ...
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