| Daniel Tosh: |
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... decorating the gym [for Prom] can't mask the fact that it smells like a mix between corsage and balls ... |
| From Tosh.0 |
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| Also See: School Quotes |
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| Daniel Tosh: |
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... anyone who isn't pro choice never slept with a stripper from Kansas City ... |
| From The Comedy Cellar on February 4, 2006
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| Also See: Political Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Daniel Tosh: |
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... I just hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I am tired of walking 5k ... |
| From Completely Serious |
