| Thomas Mitchell (Bantam Draper): |
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... America's greatest president ... |
| David Spade (Rand): |
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... it's me Rand, open up ... |
| Thomas Mitchell: |
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... America's greatest president ... |
| David Spade: |
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... damnit, who is Ronald Reagan ... |
| Thomas Mitchell: |
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... a casual shoe for yachting ... |
| David Spade: |
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... what are you trying to figure BD, who could I be ... what is a bluker ... |
| Thomas Mitchell: |
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... who killed Jesus Christ ... |
| David Spade: |
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... who are the Jews, open up sucko ... |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Sports Quotes Yachting Quotes |
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| Jeremy Piven (Droz): |
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... that's the beauty of college these days, Tommy, you can major in Gameboy if you know how to [bs] ... |
| From PCU
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Jeremy Piven (Droz): |
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... allright, what do you need, bottle rockets, dental damn, redi whip, term papers ... |
| From PCU
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Jeremy Piven (Droz): |
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... times have changed in the past 30 years, Tho-mas, we no longer swill sherry and screw goats for fun anymore ... |
| From PCU
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Becky Thyre (Moonbeam): |
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... if every student on this campus were to starve, it would be worth the life of a calf ... |
| From PCU
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| Also See: Life Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Jeremy Piven (Droz): |
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... the Clash ... I don't know if you are aware of this, Gutter, but there actually was music recorded before 1989 ... |
| From PCU
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Music Quotes |
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| David Spade (Rand): |
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... hi, well well, I see we have a new pledge, Mayflower material I presume? |
| Chris Young (Tom): |
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... huh? |
| David Spade: |
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... It's a boat, your ancestors obviously didn't come over on it, but hey its the 90s, we'll take whatever we can get ... |
| From PCU
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Jessica Walter (President Garcia-Thompson): |
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... you passed out cigarrettes for a smoke a thon on earth day, you installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps, and most recently you dumped a 100 lbs of, meat, on a peaceful vegan protest ... |
| Jeremy Piven (Droz): |
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... O come on, that was way more than 100 lbs ... |
| From PCU
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Jeremy Piven (Droz): |
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... Well, here's all you need to know. Classes, nothing before 11. Beer, its your best friend, you drink a lot of it. Women, you're a freshman, so its pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car? ... Someone on your hall will, find them and make friends with them on the first day ... |
| From PCU
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Friendship Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Jeremy Piven (Droz): |
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... what is this, you are going to wear THIS to the show ... you are going to wear the shirt of the band you are going to see ... don't be that guy ... |
| From PCU
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Jon Favreau (Gutter): |
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... I didn't ... exhale? |
| From PCU
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Jake Beecham (Dave): |
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... Man, it is too hard ... |
| Darin Heames (Dave): |
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... yeah, lets just give up ... |
| From PCU
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
