| Stewie Griffin: |
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... I say, did anyone listen to Howard Stern this morning, he had some strippers in the studio, they sounded hot, then he made a joke about a negro, but Robin laughed so it was ok ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Also See: Howard Stern Quotes Howard Stern Show Quotes Robin Quivers Quotes |
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| Lois Griffin: |
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... Stewie, I expect you to finish off your vegetables ... |
| Stewie Griffin: |
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... oh rest assured you relentless heroine, I expect I should finish them all off ... and you as well ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Also See: Food Quotes |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... what do you say to that broccoli ... stop mocking me ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Also See: Food Quotes |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... that's more disgusting than when Peter went through that daisy dukes stage ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... can I count to three, for god's sake I am already shooting at a fifth grade level ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... victory is mine! |
| From Family Guy |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... play Wheels on the Bus and get the hell out of my sight ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Also See: Music Quotes |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... question me again and I will put you on diaper detail, and I promise I won't make it easy on you ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... my, what a thumping good read [The Bible], lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two by fours ... I'd say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Also See: Bible Quotes |
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| Lois Griffin: |
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... breast feeding's just so painful since Stewie's teeth are coming in, now I feel how Alec Baldwin feels when he feeds his brothers ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Also See: Family Quotes |
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| Lois Griffin: |
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... I know its [the baby formula] different than you're used to but you'll see its just as good ... |
| Stewie Griffin: |
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... mmm, yes, thats what we were promised about Jim Belushi some 25 laugh free years ago ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... yeah, who cares what you say, you're a dog, you can't see colors, which means you can't see the colors on the American flag, Commie ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... when the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Also See: Death Quotes |
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| Mila Kunis (Meg Griffin): |
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... I can not believe this is happening to me, I can never go back to school again ... |
| Stewie Griffin: |
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oh yes Meg, yes yes, yes everything was going swimmingly for you until this ... yes yes this is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses ... no no no, its this ... do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight ...
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| From Family Guy |
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| Also See: Death Quotes |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... nothing says oh baby like a fresh head on a pike ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... ha, ha, ha, ha ... |
| Little Girl: |
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... eww, your breath smells like kitty litter ... |
| Stewie Griffin: |
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... I was curious ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... ahhh, what are you doing ... |
| Brian Griffin: |
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... I am cleaning myself ... |
| Stewie Griffin: |
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... you were clean 15 minutes ago, now you are just on vacation ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... where did you graduate again, university of duhhhh ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Also See: Graduation Quotes |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... here is a vision test for you, is this a turd or the remote control ... |
| From Family Guy |
