| Homer Simpson: |
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... let me say, I have always admired the Irish, Mitt Romney, Larry Bird, and especially Mr Potato Head ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Also See: Basketball Quotes Irish Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Homer Simpson: |
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... all my love has come back in trophy form ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Also See: Love Quotes |
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| Homer Simpson: |
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... we're gonna be rich, we'll finally be able to start a family ... |
| Julie Kavner (Marge Simpson): |
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... we have a family ... |
| Homer Simpson: |
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... a better one ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Also See: Family Quotes |
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| Homer Simpson: |
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... hi Lisa, feeling self conscious about your shins, in my day girls were worried about their boobs ... |
| Yeardley Smith (Lisa Simpson): |
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... Dad, I am going to play soccer ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Also See: Soccer Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Homer Simpson: |
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... that was at my expense, what kind of roast is this? |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Julie Kavner (Marge Simpson): |
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... I invited Selma here to watch Grampa watch the kids ... |
| Julie Kavner (Selma Bouvier): |
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... for some reason she doesn't trust him, maybe its the bang up job he did raising you ... |
| Homer Simpson: |
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... he was a great dad, every year he got so mad when Santa didn't bring me presents ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Family Quotes Father Quotes Holiday Quotes Santa Claus Quotes |
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| Yeardley Smith (Lisa Simpson): |
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... no Dad, we are supposed to conserve energy ... |
| Homer Simpson: |
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... Lisa, if we conserve energy then the environmentalists win ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Also See: Father Quotes |
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| Julie Kavner (Marge Simpson): |
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... how did the pig tracks get on the ceiling? |
| Homer Simpson: |
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... Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, he does whatever Spider-Pig does ... |
| From The Simpsons Movie |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes The Simpsons Quotes |
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| Homer Simpson: |
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... note to self, stop doing anything ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Helen Lovejoy: |
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... you [Homer Simpson] are so blind even Jesus couldn't heal you ... |
| Harry Shearer (Reverend Lovejoy): |
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... honey, please don't drop the J bomb ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Harry Shearer (Ned Flanders): |
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... and, homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met ... |
| Homer Simpson: |
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... hey, I got off easy ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Homer Simpson: |
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... but I'm not a genius ... or are I? |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Homer Simpson: |
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... ok, it is the standard grandpa drill, everyone into the cellar ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Also See: Family Quotes |
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| Homer Simpson: |
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... I can't go to a gay bar, I am too fat ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Homer Simpson: |
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... welcome to dumpville, population you ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Also See: Break Up Quotes Relationship Quotes |
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| Nancy Cartwright (Bart Simpson): |
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... Dad, I am glad you are still alive ... |
| Homer Simpson: |
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... yes, it is every parent's dream to outlive their children ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes |
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| Homer Simpson: |
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... mmmmm ... dougnuts ... ahhhh ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Food Quotes |
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| Homer Simpson: |
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... well we've learned something, it is better to watch something than to do something ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Homer Simpson: |
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Doh! |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes |
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| Homer Simpson: |
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... even Communism worked in theory, in theory ... |
| From The Simpsons |
