| Jon Stewart: |
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... it's great to be someone's valentine until they realize you're dying from the inside ... |
| From The Daily Show
on February 11, 2002
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| Also See: Death Quotes Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Riki Lindhome (Hilary): |
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... you're like the anti-Cupid ... |
| Dane Cook (Tank): |
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... more like the anti-Christ ... |
| From My Best Friend's Girl
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| Also See: Love Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... my first guest has been my valentine 2 out the last 3 years, please say hello to Clay Aiken ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
on February 14, 2007
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| Also See: Holiday Quotes Music Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Adam Brody (Seth Cohen): |
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... is someone going overboard with this holiday [Valentine's Day]? |
| Kelly Rowan (Kirsten Cohen): |
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... oh, like you're one to talk, Christmakkah anyone? |
| Peter Gallagher (Sandy Cohen): |
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... well, at least that's a real holiday ... |
| Adam Brody: |
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... tell her Dad ... |
| From The O.C.
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes |
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| Peter Gallagher (Sandy Cohen): |
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... Valentine's Day is not a holiday, Rosh Hashanah, that's a holiday, Memorial Day, yes a holiday ... you know who invented Valentines day? |
| Kelly Rowan (Kirsten Cohen): |
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... St Valentine? |
| Peter Gallagher: |
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... Hersheys and Hallmark... |
| From The O.C.
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| Also See: Holiday Quotes Memorial Day Quotes Rosh Hashanah Quotes |
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| Jon Stewart: |
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... Valentine's Day is often times a, well it is a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything ... |
| From The Daily Show
on February 14, 2005
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| Also See: Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Ellen Page (Juno): |
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... she [Juno's Mom] lives on a Havasee reservation in Arizona with her new husband and 3 replacement kids ... oh and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine's Day, and I'm like, thanks a heap Coyote Ugly, your cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment ... |
| From Juno
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| Also See: Family Quotes Holiday Quotes Mother Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Rachael Ray: |
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... oh my gravy ... |
| From Rachael Ray Show
on February 14, 2007
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| Also See: Food Quotes Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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... if at first you do not recede, diet and diet again ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle
on February 14, 2008
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| Also See: 20,000 Quips & Quotes Quotes Holiday Quotes |
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| Lewis Black: |
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... it's time for Valentine's Day, the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone ... |
| From The Daily Show
on February 19, 1999
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| Also See: Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Topher Grace (Eric Forman): |
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... Daddy, be my Valentine ... |
| Kurtwood Smith (Red Forman): |
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... do I have to hit you ... go to your room ... |
| From That '70s Show
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Holiday Quotes |
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| Rachael Ray: |
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... I can't bake, but I can blow dry ... |
| From Rachael Ray Show
on February 14, 2007
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| Also See: Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jon Stewart: |
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... happy Valentine's Day, and if uh that is news to you, uhhh, my guess is you are alone ... |
| From The Daily Show
on February 14, 2005
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| Also See: Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Greg Giraldo: |
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... I got a Valentine's Day card from my Grandmother, how ridiculous is that ... we stopped having sex years ago ... |
| From Unknown
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| Also See: Family Quotes Holiday Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Jon Stewart: |
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... don't confuse it [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why ... boy will you creep him out ... uh I can just tell you from last year, uh, even if they do like chocolate, they don't want it from their son ... |
| From The Daily Show
on June 5, 2002
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Father's Day Quotes Food Quotes Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
