| Homer Simpson: |
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... kids, this is the holiest night of the year, tomorrow is Father's Day, and that makes tonight, Father's Day Eve ... |
| From The Simpsons
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| Also See: Father Quotes Holiday Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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Father's Day and Mother's Day are alike, except that on Father's Day you buy a much cheaper gift. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Also See: Book Quotes Family Quotes Father Quotes Holiday Quotes Mother Quotes Mother's Day Quotes |
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| David Letterman: |
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... if you're looking for the perfect Father's Day gift for an older dad, for an older dad ... how about Barbara Walters ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman
on June 12, 2008
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jon Stewart: |
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... don't confuse it [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why ... boy will you creep him out ... uh I can just tell you from last year, uh, even if they do like chocolate, they don't want it from their son ... |
| From The Daily Show
on June 5, 2002
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Food Quotes Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes Valentine's Day Quotes |
