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Tina Fey (Liz Lemon): ... Floyd's moving on, I'm moving on too, I'm just doing it in my own order, I'm gonna get the wedding dress, and then I'm gonna have a baby, and then I'm gonna die, and then I'm gonna meet a super cute guy in heaven ...
From 30 Rock
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Sarah Jessica Parker (Carrie Bradshaw): ... I have this substance abuse problem ... expensive footwear ...
From Sex and the City
Also See: Drug Quotes

Seth Rogen: ... honestly, I wish I got to do this a long time ago, in a different era in Hollywood perhaps, maybe like the 80s, you know, that way instead of getting drunk with Mickey Rourke tonight, I'd be doing cocain with Mickey Rourke tonight ...
Elizabeth Banks: ... you did do cocain with Mickey Rourke tonight ...
From The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards on January 11, 2009
Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes

Ellen Page (Juno MacGuff): ... can you hold on a second, I am on my hamburger phone ...
From Juno
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Al Pacino (Michael Corleone): ... that's my family Kate, not me ...
From The Godfather
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Philip Seymour Hoffman (Sandy Lyle): ... by the way Dude, is your health ok ... I mean you have been looking kinda thinner ...
Ben Stiller (Reuben Feffer): ... oh no, Polly has been making me eat ethnic food, so I have been throwing up a lot lately ...
From Along Came Polly
Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes

Clint Eastwood (Harry Callahan): ... go ahead, make my day ...
From Sudden Impact
Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes

Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... tell her how I feel ... well I don't speak girl ...
From Grey's Anatomy on May 1, 2008

Ricardo Montalban (Khan): ... do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold ... it is very cold, in space ...
From Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan
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Howard Stern: ... don't make heroes out of warlocks [like Harry Potter] ...
From Howard Stern Show on July 19, 2007
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