| Uknown: |
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... love does not exist unless it is shared ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle on February 26, 2009
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| Also See: Love Quotes |
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| Alec Baldwin: |
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... you ... are way hotter in person ... |
| Sarah Palin: |
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... why thank you ... |
| Alec Baldwin: |
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... I mean seriously, I mean I can't believe they let her [Tina Fey], you know, play, you ... |
| Sarah Palin: |
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... thank you, and I must say that your brother Stephen is my favorite Baldwin brother ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live) on October 18, 2008
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| Also See: Family Quotes |
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| Demetri Martin: |
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... I like statues, because they show us what great people would look like, if birds crapped all over them ... |
| From Unknown |
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| Lisa Lampanelli: |
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... he was a very nice guy, very supportive, like Oprah's husband ... Gayle [King] ... |
| From Lisa Lampanelli: Dirty Girl |
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| Also See: Oprah Winfrey Quotes |
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| Luke Wilson (Mitch Martin): |
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... true love is hard to find ... sometimes you think you have true love and then you take the early flight home from, San Diego, and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a God damn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend ... |
| From Old School |
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| Also See: Love Quotes Movie Quotes Relationship Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Malin Akerman: |
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... women appreciate the little things in life, like, try holding the door open for your wife when she is taking out the garbage ... |
| From Rove on February 15, 2009
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| Also See: Life Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Barack Obama: |
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... the most valuable skill you can sell is your knowledge ... |
| From Presidential Address to Congress on February 24, 2009
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| Dane Cook: |
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... I would love to have acidy spit ... |
| From Comedy Central Presents |
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| Also See: Harmful If Swallowed Quotes |
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| Deanna Russo (Sarah Graiman): |
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... Mike and I are just friends ... |
| Bruce Davison (Charles Graiman): |
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... friends, that what they calling it these days? |
| Deanna Russo: |
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... Dad, eww ... |
| From Knight Rider on December 31, 2008
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Friendship Quotes |
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| Eliza Dushku: |
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... I've dated chimney sweepers ... |
| Artie Lange: |
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... you're dating in the 1800s? |
| From Howard Stern Show on February 12, 2009
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| Also See: Relationship Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
