| Zach Braff (J.D.): |
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... why do you keep a globe on your janitor cart? |
| Neil Flynn (The Janitor): |
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... in case I get lost ... |
| From Scrubs |
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| Mark Twain: |
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes School Quotes |
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| Merle Kessler: |
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Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers. |
| From San Francisco Chronicle on November 13, 1985
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| Also See: Book Quotes Football Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Courteney Cox (Jules Cobb): |
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... Jeff is Good Will Hunting smart ... |
| From Cougar Town |
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| Also See: Good Will Hunting Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| James Lafferty (Nathan Scott): |
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... I'm still trying to figure out how I ended up with such a talented wife ... |
| Bethany Joy Galeotti (Haley James Scott): |
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... yeah, you just got lucky ... |
| James Lafferty: |
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... no, getting lucky is how I got a son ... |
| From One Tree Hill on January 19, 2009
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| Also See: Family Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Naomi Watts: |
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... [having 2 children] I feel like I have lost a good 75% of my brain power ... and really, I'm not joking ... |
| David Letterman: |
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... 75% ... |
| Naomi Watts: |
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... I say it halves itself and halved itself again, it is, I call it, it's not just the sleep deprivation, it is the breast feeding, I call it the lactose lobotomy ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman on February 9, 2009
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| Also See: Family Quotes Food Quotes Mother Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Steven Wright (Boyd Crossman): |
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... hello Jack ... |
| Alex Désert (Jake Malinak): |
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... Jake, my name is Jake, we go through this every time ... |
| Steven Wright: |
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... oh, that's a relief, I thought it was the same time over and over again ... |
| From Becker |
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| Will Ferrell (Tiger Woods): |
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... people are always asking, Tiger, how do you do it, and my answer is shut up ... I ask the questions around here, I'm Tiger Woods ... |
| From ESPY Awards on July 20, 2008
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| Also See: Sports Quotes Tiger Woods Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... now isn't it true they don't like to be called trekees, they like to be called treckers? |
| Zoe Saldana: |
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... I don't know ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... you should find out, because, um ... |
| Zoe Saldana: |
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... I should ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... they're gonna be on your front lawn for the rest of your life ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live |
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| Also See: Life Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jon Stewart: |
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... it's great to be someone's valentine until they realize you're dying from the inside ... |
| From The Daily Show on February 11, 2002
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| Also See: Death Quotes Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes Valentine's Day Quotes |
