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Zach Braff (J.D.): ... why do you keep a globe on your janitor cart?
Neil Flynn (The Janitor): ... in case I get lost ...
From Scrubs

Mark Twain: I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
Also See: Book Quotes School Quotes

Merle Kessler: Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.
From San Francisco Chronicle on November 13, 1985
Also See: Book Quotes Football Quotes Sports Quotes

Courteney Cox (Jules Cobb): ... Jeff is Good Will Hunting smart ...
From Cougar Town
Also See: Good Will Hunting Quotes Movie Quotes

James Lafferty (Nathan Scott): ... I'm still trying to figure out how I ended up with such a talented wife ...
Bethany Joy Galeotti (Haley James Scott): ... yeah, you just got lucky ...
James Lafferty: ... no, getting lucky is how I got a son ...
From One Tree Hill on January 19, 2009
Also See: Family Quotes Sex Quotes

Naomi Watts: ... [having 2 children] I feel like I have lost a good 75% of my brain power ... and really, I'm not joking ...
David Letterman: ... 75% ...
Naomi Watts: ... I say it halves itself and halved itself again, it is, I call it, it's not just the sleep deprivation, it is the breast feeding, I call it the lactose lobotomy ...
From Late Show with David Letterman on February 9, 2009
Also See: Family Quotes Food Quotes Mother Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Steven Wright (Boyd Crossman): ... hello Jack ...
Alex Désert (Jake Malinak): ... Jake, my name is Jake, we go through this every time ...
Steven Wright: ... oh, that's a relief, I thought it was the same time over and over again ...
From Becker

Will Ferrell (Tiger Woods): ... people are always asking, Tiger, how do you do it, and my answer is shut up ... I ask the questions around here, I'm Tiger Woods ...
From ESPY Awards on July 20, 2008
Also See: Sports Quotes Tiger Woods Quotes

Jimmy Kimmel: ... now isn't it true they don't like to be called trekees, they like to be called treckers?
Zoe Saldana: ... I don't know ...
Jimmy Kimmel: ... you should find out, because, um ...
Zoe Saldana: ... I should ...
Jimmy Kimmel: ... they're gonna be on your front lawn for the rest of your life ...
From Jimmy Kimmel Live
Also See: Life Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Jon Stewart: ... it's great to be someone's valentine until they realize you're dying from the inside ...
From The Daily Show on February 11, 2002
Also See: Death Quotes Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes Valentine's Day Quotes

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