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Sandra Bullock (Margaret Tate): ... [I am not getting in the boat] you know I can't swim ...
Ryan Reynolds (Andrew Paxton): ... hence the boat ...
From The Proposal
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Ashley Dupre: ... sex sex sex, it is the key to a man's heart ...
From Howard Stern Show
Also See: Love Quotes Sex Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Kevin James (Larry Valentine): ... we're marrying each other ...
Rob Schneider (Asian Minister): ... gay, civil or religious?
Adam Sandler (Chuck Levine): ... religious ... I'm Jewish, I don't want to piss my mother off ...
Kevin James: ... I'm Catholic, I don't want to piss Mel Gibson off ...
From I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Also See: Family Quotes Mother Quotes Movie Quotes Wedding Quotes

Megan Fox (Mikaela Banes): ... are you, are you new to school, this year, this is your first year?
Shia LaBeouf (Sam Witwicky): ... oh, no, no, ah, we've been in the same school since first grade ...
Megan Fox: ... really?
Shia LaBeouf: ... yeah ...
Megan Fox: ... no ...
Shia LaBeouf: ... yeah, long time ...
Megan Fox: ... well do, do we have any classes together?
Shia LaBeouf: ... uh, yeah, yeah, history ... language arts, math, science ...
From Transformers
Also See: History Quotes Movie Quotes School Quotes

Bill Murray (Phil): ... it's the same thing your whole life ... clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine, ever ... oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks ...
Rick Ducommun (Gus): ... Phil, that's one I happen to agree with ...
From Groundhog Day
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Gerard Butler (King Leonidas): ... the idea of kneeling, you see, slaughtering all those men of yours is a, has left a nasty cramp in my leg, so, kneeling will be hard for me ...
From 300
Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes

Rocky La Porte: ... you know how they say you never forget your first school teacher, I had mine like 4 years in a row ... I was dating her by the time I got out of that joint ...
From Comedy Central Presents
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Snoop Dogg (Huggy Bear): ... Starsky, that your ride?
Ben Stiller (David Starsky): ... uh huh ...
Snoop Dogg: ... damn, you just moved up a notch in my book ... that puts you at notch 1 ...
From Starsky & Hutch
Also See: Book Quotes Movie Quotes

Frank Langella (Perry White): ... Pulitzer Prizes are like Academy Awards, nobody remembers what you got one for, just that you got one ...
From Superman Returns
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Homer Simpson: ... let me say, I have always admired the Irish, Mitt Romney, Larry Bird, and especially Mr Potato Head ...
From The Simpsons
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