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James Rebhorn (Albert Nimzicki): ... I'm not Jewish ...
Judd Hirsch (Julius Levinson): ... nobody's perfect ...
From Independence Day
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Bruce Willis (Korben Dallas): ... I only speak 2 languages, English and bad English ...
From The Fifth Element
Also See: Movie Quotes

Jimmy Kimmel: ... have you seen the new Spider-Man movie?
Tracy Morgan: ... no ... Tobey Maguire owes me $75 ...
From Jimmy Kimmel Live
Also See: Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Will Ferrell (Steve Butabi): ... what's up? ... from out of town?
Loni Anderson (Barbara Butabi): ... Steve, don't hit on the bride's maid, it is your wedding ...
Dan Hedaya (Kamehl Butabi): ... you want to wait 'till after the wedding ceremony please?
Will Ferrell: ... right ...
From A Night at the Roxbury
Also See: Movie Quotes Wedding Quotes

Justin Long (Bartleby): ... Monica ... hey ...
Blake Lively (Monica): ... Bartleby, hey what are you stalking me or something?
Justin Long: ... yeah, stalking is an ugly word, I like saying more like obsessively shadowing ...
From Accepted
Also See: Movie Quotes

Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... Meredith, I have a thing, news ...
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... you aren't pregnant again, are you? ... because I can't handle the extra months of bitchiness ...
From Grey's Anatomy on February 8, 2007
Also See: Pregnant Quotes

Orlando Bloom (Will Turner): ... you cheated ...
Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow): ... pirate ...
From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Also See: Movie Quotes Pirate Quotes

George Carlin (Cardinal Ignatius Glick): ... hook them while their young ...
Chris Rock (Rufus): ... like the tobaco companies?
George Carlin: ... if only we had their numbers ...
From Dogma
Also See: Movie Quotes

Artie Lange: ... Sanjaya [Malakar] became bigger than US Steel ...
From Howard Stern Show on May 10, 2007
Also See: Talk Show Quotes

Dane Cook: ... he got the not a good time to cross signal ...
From Retaliation

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