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Mitch Hedberg: ... severed foot is an ultimate stocking stuffer ...
From Unknown
Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes Scary Quotes

Dane Cook: ... Jesus Christ, Timmy ... don't float above me when I am dying in the abyss ...
From Harmful If Swallowed

Albert Einstein: ... only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former ...
From Unknown

John Belushi (Jake Blues): ... this car has a lot of pickup ...
Dan Aykroyd (Elwood Blues): ... its got a cop moter of 440 cubic inch plan, its got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks ... the model made before catalytic converters so it will run good on regular gas ... what do you say, is it the new Blues Mobile or what?
John Belushi: ... fix the cigarette lighter ...
From The Blues Brothers
Also See: Movie Quotes

Will Ferrell (Steve Butabi): ... the truth is, I'm a rebel and you're like this sweet girl next door type ...
Molly Shannon (Emily Sanderson): ... Steve, you are forgetting, I'm in college, I go to college, ok? ... translation, drunken orgies with occasional CliffsNotes ...
From A Night at the Roxbury
Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Movie Quotes School Quotes Sex Quotes

Catman Cohen: There will be hope for our society when the day arrives where MySpace models, porno actresses, rock stars, and the scandalously famous can count their friends in the hundreds while the nurses, teachers, firemen, soldiers, police, environmentalists, and social activits can count their friends in hundreds of thousands. Until such time, our priorities are wrong and we continue down a slippery slope.
From CatmanCohen.com
Also See: Famous Quotes Friendship Quotes Inspirational Quotes MySpace Quotes School Quotes

Artie Lange: ... I am fine now, I have never felt better in my life ...
Howard Stern: ... Chris Farley told me that ... Chris Farley told me that right before he died ...
From Howard Stern Show on January 8, 1998
Also See: Chris Farley Quotes Death Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Evan Esar: Tomorrow ought to be the longest day in the week -- judging from the number of things we are going to do then.
From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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Britney Spears: ... I've never really wanted to go to Japan simply because I don't really like eating fish, and I know that's very popular out there in Africa ...
From Unknown

Steven Wright: ... I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he is gone ...
From SNL (Saturday Night Live)

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