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Artie Lange: ... Dane Cook I found out recently is a work horse, he doesn't drink ...
Bob Saget: ... he is your antithesis, he is changing his name to Artie 180 ...
From Howard Stern Show on August 23, 2007
Also See: Dane Cook Quotes Drug Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Paris Hilton: ... if I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours ...
From 40 Dumbest Celeb Quotes... Ever
Also See: Book Quotes

Jack Nicholson (Dr. Buddy Rydell): ... there are 2 kinds of people, explosive and implosive ... explosive people are the ones you see yelling at the cashier from week to week .... implosive is the cashier that one day comes in and shoots everyone in the store ...
Adam Sandler (Dave Buznik): ... no I swear I am the guy hiding in the frozen food section calling 911 ...
From Anger Management
Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes

Chris Kattan (Doug Butabi): ... did Mom get lipstick on me?
Will Ferrell (Steve Butabi): ... yeah, but it looks like you were making out ...
Chris Kattan: ... sweet ...
From A Night at the Roxbury
Also See: Movie Quotes

William Shakespeare: There was never yet a philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently.
From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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Homer Simpson: ... but I'm not a genius ... or are I?
From The Simpsons

Evan Esar: ... remember this on your way up, the biggest dog was once a pup ...
From Crossword Puzzle on August 23, 2007
Also See: Inspirational Quotes

Winston Churchill: ... an appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last ...
From Unknown
Also See: Food Quotes

Chris Farley (Tommy): ... hey, this suit make me look fat?
David Spade (Richard): ... no no no, your face does ...
From Tommy Boy
Also See: Movie Quotes

Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... you're gonna have to put up with me being nice and sweet for a little while ...
Isaiah Washington (Dr. Preston Burke): ... that will be a nice change of pace ...
Sandra Oh: ... shut up ...
Isaiah Washington: ... that's more like it ...
From Grey's Anatomy

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