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Emma Watson (Hermione Granger): ... that could get us killed, or even worse, expelled ...
Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley): ... she needs to work on her priorities ...
From Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes

Dane Cook: ... I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat .... unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead ...
From The Tonight Show on November 24, 2005
Also See: Death Quotes Food Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Homer Simpson: Doh!
From The Simpsons
Also See: Famous Quotes

Jeremy Piven (Droz): ... what is this, you are going to wear THIS to the show ... you are going to wear the shirt of the band you are going to see ... don't be that guy ...
From PCU
Also See: Movie Quotes Music Quotes

Ellen DeGeneres: ... procrastinate now, don't put it off for later ...
From Unknown

Peter Boyle (Frank): ... you're a trophy wife ... what kind of contest in hell did I win?
From Everybody Loves Raymond
Also See: Family Quotes

Billy Corgan: ... my parents used to beat me in rhythm ...
From Black Sessions (a Smashing Pumkins' bootleg CD)
Also See: Family Quotes Music Quotes

Jack Davenport (Norrington): ... you are without doubt the worst pirate I have ever heard of ...
Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow): ... but you have heard of me ...
From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Also See: Movie Quotes Pirate Quotes

Michael Madsen (Mr. Blonde): ... are you going to bark all day little doggie, or are you going to bite?
From Reservoir Dogs
Also See: Movie Quotes

Kurt Vonnegut: Volunteer fire departments are almost the only examples of enthusiastic unselfishness to be seen in America. They rush to the rescue of any human being, and count not the cost. The most contemptible man in town, should his contemptible house catch fire, will see his enemies put the fire out. And, as he pokes through the ashes for remains of his contemptible possessions, he will be comforted and pitied by no less than the Fire Chief. There we have people treasuring people as people. It's extremely rare. So from this we must learn.
From Unknown

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