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Frank Lloyd Wright:		The truth is more important than the facts.
From Unknown

Tom Hanks (Forest Gump):		... my mama always says, stupid is as stupid does ...
From Forest Gump

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Russ Meneve:		... I have bad luck with women ... my last 4 pregnant girlfriends all died in sailboat accidents ...
From The Comedy Cellar on February 4, 2006

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Jon Stewart:		... thanks Oprah for exposing an unforgivable sin ... to force Americans to read ... when they really didn't have to ...
From The Daily Show

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Adam Sandler (Billy):		... ta ta ta todaaaaaaay, junior ...
From Billy Madison

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Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey):		... sometimes doing something is worse than doing nothing ...
From Grey's Anatomy

Evan Esar:		Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
From Unknown

Stewie Griffin:		... where did you graduate again, university of duhhhh ...
From Family Guy

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Chris Farley (Matt Foley):		... or you'll end up living in a van, down by the river ...
From SNL (Saturday Night Live)

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Dane Cook:		... it is the button on the top right where it has always been ... since the beginning of photography ...
From SNL (Saturday Night Live)