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Frank Lloyd Wright: The truth is more important than the facts.
From Unknown

Tom Hanks (Forest Gump): ... my mama always says, stupid is as stupid does ...
From Forest Gump
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Russ Meneve: ... I have bad luck with women ... my last 4 pregnant girlfriends all died in sailboat accidents ...
From The Comedy Cellar on February 4, 2006
Also See: Death Quotes Pregnant Quotes Relationship Quotes

Jon Stewart: ... thanks Oprah for exposing an unforgivable sin ... to force Americans to read ... when they really didn't have to ...
From The Daily Show
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Adam Sandler (Billy): ... ta ta ta todaaaaaaay, junior ...
From Billy Madison
Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes

Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... sometimes doing something is worse than doing nothing ...
From Grey's Anatomy

Evan Esar: Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
From Unknown

Stewie Griffin: ... where did you graduate again, university of duhhhh ...
From Family Guy
Also See: Graduation Quotes School Quotes

Chris Farley (Matt Foley): ... or you'll end up living in a van, down by the river ...
From SNL (Saturday Night Live)
Also See: Famous Quotes

Dane Cook: ... it is the button on the top right where it has always been ... since the beginning of photography ...
From SNL (Saturday Night Live)

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