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Ted Danson (Dr. John Becker): ... I happen to know one [a psychiatrist] and ah, I'm gonna give him a call, I think it will be very helpful for you to talk to him ...
Steven Wright (Boyd Crossman): ... well, I'll do what I can, but frankly I have problems of my own ...
From Becker
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Ellen Page (Juno MacGuff): ... I hear they, they [China] give away babies like free iPods ... you know they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns, choo, shoot them out at sporting events ...
From Juno
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Vince Vaughn (Jeremy Grey): ... a friend in need is a pest ...
From Wedding Crashers
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Chris Kattan (Doug Butabi): ... are you seeing planes, is your name Tattoo, because you are living on Fantasy Island ...
From A Night at the Roxbury
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David Spade (Richard): ... Sir, I need your John Hancock here ...
Chris Farley (Tommy): ... John handcock, it is Herbie Hancock ...
From Tommy Boy
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Jim Gaffigan: ... you know we aren't supposed to have SUVs ... that is why I have an 18 wheeler ...
From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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Kate Walsh (Barbara Weston): ... you know what Phil, you gotta stop, you went overboard ...
Will Ferrell (Phil Weston): ... what are you talking about?
Kate Walsh: ... you called a group of 10 year olds, losers ...
Will Ferrell: ... I did not ...
Kate Walsh: ... you screamed it through a cone, everyone heard you ...
Will Ferrell: ... well, what do you want me to call them, winners, because that would make me a liar, ok, at least give me that, I am not a liar ...
Kate Walsh: ... you just lied ...
From Kicking & Screaming
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David Arquette (Gus): ... what's the best thing about dating homeless girls, you can drop them off anywhere ...
From 3000 Miles to Graceland
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Howard Stern: ... his [John Lennon's] MySpace would have like 28 million friends ...
From Howard Stern Show on March 18, 2008
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Lisa Lampanelli: ... would Baywatch have been number 1, if it were Jimmy Kimmel's boobs jiggling in slow motion ... no, Jimmy can't get anyone to watch his show now and they jiggle at regular speed ...
From Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson
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