| David Spade (Steve Dodds): |
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... are you or are you not the Black Angel of Death? |
| Chris Farley (Mike Donnelly): |
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... without question ... |
| David Spade: |
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... don't agree with me, just pisses me off more ... |
| From Black Sheep |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Jay Leno: |
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... and Chuck Noris is over in Iraq visiting the troops, Today Chuck said the troop surge is working ... keep in mind the same guy that said that whole Total Gym thing works too ... |
| From The Tonight Show on October 25, 2007
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin): |
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... Peter, it is 7 in the morning ... |
| Brian Griffin: |
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... thanks for the update Big Ben ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Also See: Lois Griffin Quotes |
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| Ryan Reynolds (Monty): |
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... see the way I see it, with chicks, there's really only 2 possible things that can happen, either they won't sleep with you, and there's really no need to ever call them again, or they do sleep with you, and there's really no need to ever call them again ... |
| From Waiting ... |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.: |
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... let us not wallow in the valley of despair ... |
| From I have a Dream Speech on August 28, 1963
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| Also See: Famous Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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Father's Day and Mother's Day are alike, except that on Father's Day you buy a much cheaper gift. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Family Quotes Father Quotes Father's Day Quotes Holiday Quotes Mother Quotes Mother's Day Quotes |
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| Will Ferrell: |
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... there's no greater weapon in a director's arsenol than a strategically placed song ... |
| From 2004 Academy Awards Show (76th Oscars) |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Music Quotes |
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| David Letterman: |
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... if you're looking for the perfect Father's Day gift for an older dad, for an older dad ... how about Barbara Walters ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman on June 12, 2008
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Father's Day Quotes Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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The only sure way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Birthday Quotes Book Quotes |
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| Mike Myers (Wayne Campbell): |
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... a gun rack ... I don't have A gun, let alone many guns to necessitate a whole rack ... |
| From Wayne's World |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
